Game Reviews

Our friends Chris and Mayuran over at Washbear Studios just released the Sea Monsters DLC for their adorable dinosaur park builder Parkasaurus on August 11th, 2022. I’ve been a huge fan of this game since early access, and it just keeps getting better and better. There are plenty of

The world is going to end. The AI system Aion, conceived at the limits of all human knowledge, has determined that its policy of non-intervention must be circumvented. To prevent the apocalypse, it has created two splinters of itself in the form of humanoid women: Ringo and Figue. The world

Aionios is a world eternally at war. Colonies of Keves and Agnus fight to steal each other’s very lives and fill their Flame Clocks to live just one moment longer. The soldiers live a mere 10 years, but spend every waking moment fighting for their queen. Six soldiers, three

Space truly is the final frontier for mankind. In Dolmen, humanity has colonized several planets and now private corporations are fighting for military and technological power. One such corporation, the Zoan Corporation, has sent Drillers — genetically modified humans — to Revion Prime to collect Dolmen crystals, which not only hold the

Everybody loves Spider-Man. It’s not a hidden thing, with No Way Home bringing everyone back to theaters in droves to collect over a billion dollars in only five years time. On the video game side, it’s impressive to see the current series sell over 33 million copies on

Running a cult is hard work – your followers are just so damned needy. They want things like food, shelter, a place to relieve themselves, and even healthcare! Sure, they are devoted, but they also get sick, disgruntled, and eventually die, stinking up the place. Sure, your converts all look up

Two Point County has a brand new business venture in the form of the oldest money making scheme in the entire world – education! Well, lucky for you, you’ll be the one doing the fleecing…er…I mean, educating, meaning you’ll be able to enrich the young minds of

You already know Portal and Portal 2 are two of the best games ever made. Heck, you probably know the phrase “the cake is a lie” even if you’ve been living under a rock. The impact Valve has made here can be felt throughout the entire game industry and