Nintendo Reviews

We’re living in a future where you can take Crysis 3 with you on the go—where “but can it run Crysis” has all but vanished from the public consciousness. In 2007, I was struggling to run the Robots tie-in video game on my PC, let alone the beast

Dying Light is a 2015, open world, zombie parkour game and, after the success of its launch, I have never heard anyone talk about it. Ever. Critics were relatively positive on the game and it sold pretty well, so why is this the case? Well, as many have already pointed

Imagine a room full of cats. Now imagine that room full of cats brawling to the death and destroying the furniture at the same time. Now add metal music. You got that? Well, that’s Fisti-Fluffs in a nutshell. It is loud, ridiculous, hilarious, and quite fun to play co-op

Elden Ring, Halo Infinite, Guardians of the Galaxy — there’s a LOT to be excited about this holiday season, but one of my most anticipated is Metroid Dread running on the Nintendo Switch OLED. Nintendo has had the number one selling console for literal years in a row since its

The last metroid is dead. The bounty hunter, Samus Aran, exterminated the creatures on planet SR388. However, this had the unintended consequence of allowing the X Parasites to thrive, their only predator being the metroids. Ironically, when Samus is infected by an X the only way to save her life

There’s only one rule in this ancient, Roman city: The many shall suffer for the sins of the one. If someone commits a sin, all the inhabitants are turned into gold statues. But… What exactly defines a “sin”? Is lying a sin? What differentiates making a threat and acting

Metallic Child, a rogue-lite action game by Studio HG, has arrived, and I’ve played it to give you the lowdown. Most of our reviews are written up and posted, but with the times changing and every picture worth a thousand words, we figured a shift in format would mix

I’ve missed Castlevania. The Netflix anime was amazing and Bloodstained is a fantastic spiritual successor to the franchise, but there’s something about the mainline, 2D Search Action games that makes them feel special. I use the term Search Action here instead of Metroidvania because, well, we haven’t