The Binding of Isaac is out, and along with it comes a sampling of screenshots! What does Isaac look like? What sort of monsters is he going to face off against? What are all those stains? These questions can now be answered visually! Except for the stains part. The stains… you’re going to have to play the game to understand what those are.
Or read the upcoming review on this very site! Stay tuned, you lovers of action, roguelike games, and all things twisted and terrible!
50 bucks says the answer is “Isaac”.
Isaac’s staying abreast of the situation.
Maggots, a mutated Isaac, and… you know what? I don’t even know what the green thing is yet. Wow, look at that.
Isaac! I choose you!
I love it when directions are delivered like this.
Surprising: The amount of blood. More surprising: The lack of feces. Seriously, it’s wall to wall in this game.
Hey, it ain’t so bad. You can make Sangria in the terlet. ‘course it’s shank or be shanked.
EZ JOKEBOT sez: Guys, calm down, you’re losing your heads!
Wait, but if you’re dead, then how are you writing this?
Shouldn’t he be sweeping? Wait, that’s the Binding of Carol Burnett.