“I’d go over twelve percent for that.”

“I like her early stuff. You know, “Lucky Star,” “Borderline”

“If you wanna know something and he won’t tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb’s next. After that he’ll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.”

“Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn’t do that, I’ll sign it, put it to a vote, I’ll vote for it, but what I won’t do is play ball. And as for this non-college bulls%#^ I got two words for that: learn to f@^&in’ type, ’cause if you’re expecting me to help out with the rent you’re in for a big f@^&in’ surprise.” – Mr. Pink

The controls are pretty basic in Reservoir Dogs and before I get into the main reason for the low score I

“Clowns to the left of me… Jokers to the right of me… here I am, stuck in the middle with you…”

“Listen kid, I’m not gonna bulls^@* you, all right? I don’t give a good f@^& what you know, or don’t know, but I’m gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It’s amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I’ve heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain’t gonna get.”