Anyone who knows me, knows that I am—unabashedly—a huge fan of the original Plants vs. Zombies. So when I heard that they were making a sequel, I literally got up from my computer chair and started dancing. After my episode of sporadic Saturday Night Fever, I sat down to finish reading the article. I’m sure if I were on video, you could see the color drain from my face—iOS?!—but I have an Android phone! I was heartbroken. I was pissed. I swore off all Pop Cap games until the end of time. Well, I’m weak, and according to sources close to EA; Plants vs. Zombies 2: It’s About Time will be coming to Android platforms sometime this October. Then I will disappear from all existence because plants… and zombies… and 2.