For bonus points, make sure you call her by the other womans name in a nonsexual setting.

Then deny you did it when she flips out.

-Springer 3:16

Chinese Food

just looking to start stupid arguments.

 

Hmmm...

Monday through Friday for Six Weeks... 30 days.
Saturday Sunday for Six Weeks... 12 Days.

If I do 3 pushups a day per weekday... that's Ninety... One per weekend Day... well heck, I can do 100 in six weeks and still take a weekend off!

[George Carlin's Views on Aging]

Funny, we were just looking up George Carlin's Views on Aging and George Carlin's Tribute to His Late Wife due to recent eRumors...

Very sad.

Crap. They're on to us. Quick Remus, Mortis, between us we have about 50,000 posts and the weekend to edit them all...

I love Chad Vader, Day Manager.

ooooo wicked burn!

True. On OO I'm an 11K Whore.

So Long and Thanks For All the Fish

fine!  leave!  see if I care!!!  I've still got Canuck-  he'll be my new best pal.

Muffin, look at the disparity in our post count... the age gap is insurmountable.

I'd never know if you loved me for me or the relatively virgin status of my account.

So Long and Thanks For All the Fish

I'll PM you with a RL name so you can look us up at the hotel Friday.

CeeKay doesn't have a RL Name?

That's very sad.

If you're using the IP link (http://98.175.67.242/), please update your bookmark to:
http://www.octopusoverlords.com/forum/

Help OO Obi Gedd Canobi you're our only hope.

This is some rescue.  When you came here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?

Aren't you a little short for a GTposter?

Would you two make up your mind who is who before you have another fight over wearing the gold bikini.  Sheesh.

He's going to wear the bottom and I'm going to wear the top.

(and look who's talkin' you don't even know if yer the real remus)

Help OO Obi Gedd Canobi you're our only hope.

This is some rescue.  When you came here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?

Aren't you a little short for a GTposter?

it translates into this:  "THE 'TOP IS YOUR GOD, WORSHIP THE 'TOP, THE 'TOP BRINGS PROP COMEDY TO THE WORLD AND FOR THAT YOU SHOULD BOW DOWN AND KISS HIS FEET, YOU UNDESERVING BASTAR..."

whoa...what just happened there??? 

did...did the 'top just tell me to kill again?

The Sledge-O-Matic shall set you free, my son. And you will know his name is the LORD when he lays his Props upon thee. (Gallagher 25:17)

Drive-in had Forbidden Kingdom (Jet Li, Jackie Chan) and Hulk.

Between the pair of them I felt like a kid again.

Fun. Lots of fun.

game over man GAME OVER!!

Heck if you removed Remus West, LordMortis, and Chaosraven posts, it would have been up in moments.

Gotta be better than "Teeth" 

Chaosraven <3 mutha phokkin CeeKay

I love drive thru when ordering my food.

I despise drive thru when ordering for others.

Primarily because when ordering for others I am either going to sit right there and check all the finicky peoples food or end up driving back to get it right.

My own food? Thirty seconds after I order it I forget what I had... never have dinner out with me unless you can remember what we had, cuz I'll have finished half your plate after they set it in front of me while yer in the bathroom. 

But the upside is that I'm never unhappy with my order being fucked up since I won't know anyway.

Curses... we don't appear to have it.

(Though I still have the first three seasons of Tales from the Crypt taped on VHS... used to play them at my Halloween Parties)

Shaky cam realism is one thing... Palsy cam wielded by a guy with Parkinsons?

*yuck*

[this]

oh yeah?

Laxative Log this biatch... (I prefer the Oedipal Moment scene myself)

*gah*

sapsucker frog... brain stuck in charlie voice... must remove brain...

Is this still going on?

Sort of depends on whether we get enough players. The game at Popehat is still in progress.

Besides I don't know what this thread is about.  All i know is that it's loooooong.

It's the NSFW thread, we're just waiting for all the prudes to leave so we can start with the pix.

However, it apparently doesn't work well with beer.

 

 

Well now I have to stay here at least part-time...

No CeeKay?

It's a cold and lonely intrawebz out therez

Ya know, you image search with safe search off and NSFW is everywhere...

Pardon me, I'm off to find Erin Esurance...

Part live action? What the hell? There was no live action in the Cartoon. What are going to do, dye someone blue? Or is Gargamel going to be live action?

So wee can see Smurfettes 'Smurf Berries' live and in the flesh.  That dirty little village whore.

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My smurfette is the centerfold
Smurfette is the centerfold
Na na na na na - Na na na na (this part is the eerie crossover...)

Marv in Sin City

Leonidas in 300

That's tragic, but the commute was brutal.

If you consider yourself paid for 8 hr work, the commute makes it a 12 hr day.

I was commuting an hour each way and bought a house 5 miles from my job.

Hopefully you had a way of using your 4 hr for amusement, and hope your next endeavor is right around the corner.

Who am I? Why am I here? What is it that I'm searching for in this strange place, day after day?

Blunder: [pointing] Look! Ugly one-horned mule!

All your resort are belong to us.
Make your timeshare

you ever wonder who discovered that an egg was edible?  I mean, someone had to see it falling out of a birds butt and then decide to try and eat it.....

More to the point, what makes eating a chicken's mentruation so much better than eating most other animal's mentruations?  Really.  You'll eat some random chicken's cycle but when it comes to your girlfriend, oh no, you won't play that game.  That's just gross.  You insensitive prick.

Speak for yourself prude.  How can you call yourself a fan of the Red Wings when you won't even indulge a horny girl on her period?













excuse me I have to go 

Tomato Soup.

1 (14-ounce) can chopped tomatoes
3/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 stalk celery, diced
1 small carrot, diced
1 yellow onion, diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 cup chicken broth
1 bay leaf
2 tablespoons butter
1/4 cup chopped fresh basil leaves
1/2 cup heavy cream, optional

Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.

Strain the chopped canned tomatoes, reserving the juices, and spread onto a baking sheet, season with salt and pepper, to taste, drizzle with 1/4 cup of the olive oil and roast until caramelized, about 15 minutes.

Meanwhile, in a saucepan, heat remaining olive oil over medium-low heat. Add the celery, carrot, onion and garlic, cook until softened, about 10 minutes. Add the roasted chopped canned tomatoes, reserved tomato juices, chicken broth, bay leaf and butter. Simmer until vegetables are very tender, about 15 to 20 minutes. Add basil and cream, if using. Puree with a hand held immersion blender until smooth.

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Hey how many times can I use fix-a-flat before I actually have to replace the tire? No sidewall damage, no exposed threads.

Hmmmm... inappropriate reference to red wings, check. recipe, check. casual car stuff, check.

Reference to OO still being down? <---- check.

Carry on.

You're on the right trail 

I'm heading home soon.  If anyone thinks they have it, check the image properties to see, then go ahead and post a new one. If nobody has it by later, I'll post another shot and a hint.

I don't remember what it's from, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it and the monster speaks in a stoner voice "wow, man" kind of thing...

I am restraining myself in the hopes that it is the second film at the drive-in with The Love Guru...

*crosses fingers*

West Remunny: It's a hell of a thing, flunking a kid. Take away all her summer and send her back to school.