I'm pretty sure that's a man...

Only one way to be sure.  Anyone care to see if the carpet matches the pillar?   

That's not a pillar, that's a MAN BABY!

Did she have legs or a flipper?

She had legs, but a flipper costume.

Grue, you are clearly disturbed.  And quit stealing my dreams.....

I have read all of the prequels and the 6 Frank Herbert books, and loved every minute.  I will say, however, the first time I read the second book, Dune Messiah, I wanted to hurl.  I put it down for two years and then reread them happily.

So it can be said for Buddhism, Zen Buddhism(yes, there is a difference), Tao, Shinto, Confucianism, Satanism even.  Name your "religion", it's a crutch.

Nonsense?  Nonsense.

(ok, I just wanted to write some shit here )

American Gangster

We have sat waiting like this many times before. Sometimes I tire... of the fighting and killing. At night, I can hear the call of my race. They wait for me. When I join them, we will be forgotten.

Damn, yo.  I had to google that shit.  So of course, I am out, but damn obscure reference Cee.

Ok, so either that quote totally sucked or we all lost interest in the game.  It couldn't be that this is a holiday week, no way.   

I have never owned a real game console.  Growing up, my mother didn't want me to "rot my brain" playing video games and so until I was 18 and could "make my own decisions" I could not own one.  The closest my mother would let me get to a game console was a "Tomy Tutor".  Yikes.

Once I reached 18, I could never afford to spend the dough on a console system.  I really wanted one, but I had to choose between a place to live and food to eat and my desire to game.  Food and shelter tend to win under those conditions.

Now I am 35, and while you would think I can just go out and get whatever I want, I still can't afford a gaming system (you don't even want to know how shitty my financial situation is now, and WTF are these prices for consoles and their games, just WTF) I really feel like I missed out on some really good fun.

I felt just self-deprecating enough today to throw this out there...

Don't you mean:

Second... why doesn't he just join Blue Man Group?  He could save a ton of money on makeup.

Probably because it isn't "Blue Man with Beard Group".  He would have to shave.

"We don't even care...wether or not we care."

That would be The NeverEnding Story!  Great Flick!

Mine:

"What, no mustard!"

Adding one more quote from the same movie, cause that one is really freaking obscure:

"And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money!"

That'd be Short Circuit 2.  I know my 80's movies.

From one of my favorite movies...

"Fragile...must be Italian."

Ok, A Christmas Story

New one:  "The dishes are done, man!"

I still have to see the first one.

Wow, Joo gotta fix that, maybe.  It was "interestingly fun".

So just try and relax. Yeah. Cool it. Fall apart in my backyard.

The Jungle Book, from the song "The Bear Necessities" (gots kid)

"The art of fighting without fighting."

Enter the Dragon

Here's my go: "Time funs when you're having fly!"

I think the only time I haven't seen Rudy cry is on 24 where he played a giant asshole.

Rudy didn't cry in "50 First Dates" but he did lisp incessantly, and roid raged some, too! 

Ok, all the above is true, but damn... Why couldn't it have been me?????  (Besides the wife and kid at home  )

Apparently it was a hoax.

The school says it's a hoax, but I hear cover up to attempt to evade lawsuit

How so?  If the school has a policy in place saying you can only run X, Y, and Z, and the kid runs Q even after multiple warnings, they're well within their rights to give him detention.

Response to Internet Hoax
December 17, 2007 

Recently, a file was uploaded to the Internet purporting to be a copy of a letter from Big Spring High School to a student regarding a two hour detention. The uploaded letter was an altered version of a detention letter sent to a student. Unfortunately, privacy concerns prevent the School District from giving a full explanation of the nature and source of the letter’s alteration at this time. The Big Spring School District does have confirmation that the discipline letter was altered.

The reports, blogs and other sources on the Internet indicating that a Big Spring student was assigned detention for using the Firefox internet browser instead of Internet Explorer are untrue and were based on the fake letter. Detention is assigned in our schools after appropriate warnings are given. If students continue to engage in non-academic activities or fail to follow a teacher’s directive during class time, discipline can and will be assigned.

Sincerely yours,

John C. Scudder

High School Principal

Above is the direct quote from http://www.bigspring.k12.pa.us/news.php?action=view_article&article_id=2130.  The school is denying the allegation that the student was given detention for using Firefox, but will not go into detail due to "privacy" concerns.  I am just fueling the fire of conspiracy.  Any takers???

This just makes me really sad.  Not like I had a chance in hell to tap that.  Is anyone else throwing in the towel on Jessica now that she is "tainted"?

Apparently it was a hoax.

The school says it's a hoax, but I hear cover up to attempt to evade lawsuit

Yup, that'd be Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Let's try....

"Now thats it! I'm gonna be right outside those doors. Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!"

I am exempt from this one cause I sit right behind KSD, but am anxiously awaiting my chance to try this out!  Anyone.... Anyone... (I mean try out this thread)

My 5 year old is obsessed with Optimus Prime, which of course means I am, too. 

ok, I guess I'll ask:

why are they in ziploc bags?

Straight trade.  Drugs go in the bag after the sale.

All I want for ChristmaRammaDannaSolsticeHanniKwanza is my two front teeth!

I am asking for World Peace, Goodwill toward men, and Jessica Alba!

Ok, I really need a dual tuner tv tuner card for my PC.  That is all this year.

I would be Wolverine, but hotter and having my way with Jessica Alba (who needs Scarlett Johansson?)

Wow, we went from bulbous face to cult definition and religious mud slinging.  NICE!  JW is a cult, so is LDS, Catholicism, and any religion you would like to moniker.  That being said, go make up your own damn mind.

BTW, This guy really needs a facelift.

Trees?  Whatever!

Boobies - REAL DAMN IT!

This is kinda painful to watch, but... well, it's just painful.  Watch at your own risk.   

http://www.glumbert.com/media/msdos

Ok, this is weird, but quite funny.  I have never seen Knightshade Dragon laugh so hard!  Seriously.

http://nerdnirvana.org/2007/11/27/the-indian-nipple-song/