With that said, I'd like some respectful discourse about what you all own, what you carry, how you carry.

Glock 19 with Glock 17 magazines.  Glock 19 standard mag is 15 rounds, I prefer the Glock 17's 17 round magazine.  Open carry too.  Its funny to see people walking towards you suddenly turn around like they just saw a serial killer.  Also, Blackhawk serpa holsters.  The drop leg one makes people run for the hills.

Gotta go high speed / low drag.

When you wipe you ass, do you use your right or left hand?

Does this thread have a point, or do I not understand your satire?

Oh, i see his point. You must have missed it.

Explain...I did say I didn't understand the satire.

When you wipe you ass, do you use your right or left hand?

Does this thread have a point, or do I not understand your satire?

Actually, if we're talking about pedophiles, shouldn't we be blaming the Catholic church and Jesus??

 

Now we are back on topic!

Good job, Obama.

Wait, what??

He is the current president.Therefore this whole thing is his fault. /liberalargumentationduringtheBushWhiteHouseOnlyInReverseNow.

My bad...here is the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVpM39MWOjo

I saw a new hack with the tank tonight.  If you can flip the tank over on an angled road, the turret goes under the map and you can see everything.  The tank does take damage for being upside down, but someone was repairing it the whole time.  They somehow had the tank pinned against the wall at an anglel, so the guy making repairs was under cover.  Tank wouldnt blow up.

I'll try to find a video.

edit:  kind of like this

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-november-8-2011/bill-clinton-pt--1

On the other hand, I have no problem keeping Isgrimnur/Hadron Smasher straight, so maybe it's not a big deal.

Wait, it's HAD-RON?

Nope, HARD-ON.

And good luck to you in the job hunt and reaching the day when you can stand on your own two feet, little hatchling.

Good thing I caught and saved the original quote.

Would you change your online nickname?

No. Never.

Thanks for the reminder.

found this on the internets

I'm likely skipping COD this year.

Note the qualification. If ATB skips COD I'll eat a piece of pizza.

I'll eat two slices!

I'll eat a whole pie.

The pie is a lie.

 

Sigh.

+ Forever.

Time to hang it up.

"Non sequitur.  'Forever' and 'Time to hang it up' does not compute."

Sneaky Ninja Double Claymore kill tribute to WalkingFumble

PWNED!

You.

Me, Myself, and I.

imma let you finish, but 2011 is the best year of all time

Just continue with your agenda of some day having me gone from the forum for good, porner.

But as you can see it's been futile so far  

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hey zeke,  

quit getting your panties in a wad every time someone brings up the past

GameFly has it listed for 11/1. 

This one isn't staged.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6z7xKaadQQ

Words With Friends

http://www.wordswithfriends.com/

It's a scrabble type game that you can play against friends or randoms.  If you are looking for someone to play against, search for me, WalkingFumble.

Meh.

+1
not close to being sold on this yet, even though Activision has 6 months to convince me......

For me, CONVINCING is the word.  As in I'll need to be convinced not to just wait out FPS until Battlefield 3.  Since 4, it has been an automatic purchase, but I just don't see how they can improve upon the MP that was BLOPS.  I pretty much loved everything about it.  Ditto W@W.

BF3 comes out before MW3.  

Only date I've been working from is the Amazon release date.  If this is indeed true, well, then MW3 really stands no chance at all in my book.

Going by Amazon, BF3 comes out on New Years' Eve.

Exactly..soooo after mw3.  Glad we did this.

:insert face-palm smiley:

Modern Warfare 3: Fuck Yeah Edition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VGt5Onx0_I

Wally-World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tufujnbzU

In addition to putting out a second record (Murder the Mountains) that is better than 90% of their first album, Red Fang has also made another awesome video... maybe not quite Prehistoric Dog awesome, but still quite awesome:

http://www.monsterenergy.com/us/en/bands/red-fang:videos/#0/6/211/

I like the video, but it doesn't seem metal.

He's the mutha-effin President.....I think he can override Hawaii's rule regarding his birth certificate.

By what authority can he override Hawai'i's laws on this matter? He's the President, and still a citizen and still bound by the law.

Couldn't he break the law then pardon himself?  It won't be the first time a president has done it.

I want to see Trig Palin's birth certificate.  And Donald Trump's.

 

our government has offered more help to Japan today than was sent to New Orleans in HOW LONG after Hurricane Katrina.  Sickening.

Proof?

I dont agree with everything Beck says, but he's way too smart to say something like that....even if he really felt that way. I'm pretty sure that was taken out of context, or at least he was probably being sarcastic. He does that alot.

Fox news debating tactic #1:  "It was taken out of context".

Did you read the article or listen to the sound clip?  And yes, I do try to catch the Fox News Crazy Hour Featuring Glenn Beck every chance I get.  The shit he spews out of his mouth is hilarious.

Pat Robertson on disasters:  http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-504083_162-101.html?tag=page

PM sent.

She isn't alone on her opinions:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2011/03/14/2011-03-14_glenn_beck_japan_earthquake_could_be_message_from_god_to_follow_the_ten_commandm.html#ixzz1GcmjUU9H

What an asshole.

I'm trying to contain myself reading this quietly in my cubicle...my eyes started tearing up controlling my laughter.

Mine is on its way from gamefly!

Need to find out if this will work on my Tivo..

If a facepalm one is chosen, I vote for the Picard one.

Seconded.

I'm still trying to figure out how Canada can also celebrate George Washington's birthday.  

Enjoy it while you can.  Once you start working in health care, you'll be lucky to get 6 holidays a year.

So if someone opposes gay marriage they are either an idiot or bigoted?    Rather narrow set of choices there.  Also curious which one of those definitions do you think fits our current president as he, just like zeke, opposes gay marriage.    

I think you need a third choice for the president: you're a politician who follows the polls. Passively opposing -- as in not endorsing -- gay marriage won't drive any moderates to the Republicans, but it might allay some reservations toward the Democrats. I don't know what Obama really believes, but I'd guess that his position on this question is pragmatic, not religious.

Ron Paul:  "I am supportive of all voluntary associations and people can call it whatever they want."

you guys are going to tie-in your apology-to-the-world foreign policy beliefs to me being anti-American because i dislike our current President? Really?

I didn't vote for the lying a-hole.

You are the only one in this thread who is bringing up an apology.  You shouldn't make assumptions like that when all we've said is that our foreign policies should change.

LOL for crying out loud......not only are most of you non-believers, but you're also anti-American too? WTF????? That's it, i'm moving to Australia. or maybe Texas. Or Arizona even.

Why is someone who points out mistakes we make anti-american?

Well you go right ahead and apologize profusely to the world for it.

Let's see how that suits us better.

I'm not sure how our current foreign policies are doing anything to gain us credibility.  That's why, for the most part, the white house has been keeping its mouth shut about the protests in the middle east.  Just look at how we fucked with Iran.  It didn't turn out well at all.