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2401  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator on: July 27, 2007, 07:35:43 PM
Crap.   

Strong Enough for a Man, Made for Tk-421.

Jeez, I just can't win.

Men Can't Help Acting On Tk-421.


And the gay slogan parade continues:

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Tk-421.


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Well, at least the movie generator is treating me better.

With great power comes great TK-421.

Show me the TK-421!

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been TK-421.

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was TK-421 killed the beast.   --- Fuck yeah. 

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'TK-421' at will to old ladies.

The power of TK-421 compels you.

LOL ---- And the all time Cham Peeeen.....

TK-421, why aren't you at your post?
2402  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: Apparently a time-bomb comes standard with every 360. on: July 25, 2007, 03:00:25 PM
I'll probably be buying a 360 in the next few months so that I can play Rock Band when it comes out.   We don't currently have a Costco in Omaha but there is one being built.  Hopefully it'll be open by the time I'm ready to finally pick up a 360.
2403  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: What robot genre needs ILM's special effects treatment next? on: July 09, 2007, 04:58:47 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on July 09, 2007, 04:33:16 PM

how about a Go-Bot movie?  icon_wink

Go-Bots are the K-Mart verision of Transformers.
2404  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Desktop threadzor on: July 06, 2007, 03:38:07 PM


It works much better on a widescreen though.

Here's a link to the entire widescreen version.
2405  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW) on: June 30, 2007, 03:44:35 PM
2406  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW) on: June 29, 2007, 07:29:41 PM
2407  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW) on: June 22, 2007, 04:25:01 PM
2408  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: 500 Years of Women in Western Art on: June 21, 2007, 07:49:42 PM
It's amazing how many of those women look like Bernadette Peters.



OMG, you don't think...... Bernadette Peters is a vampire! eek
2409  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW) on: June 18, 2007, 08:57:38 PM
2410  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Song Lyrics You've Gotten Wrong on: June 01, 2007, 03:18:45 PM
Metallica - Master of Puppets

Actual song lyric:  Hell is worth all that

Friend singing along:  Have a football bat

 retard

2411  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Was that you DBT? on: June 01, 2007, 01:43:16 PM
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food
court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in
all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would
look and find the old man staring every time. When the
teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got
drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."
2412  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW) on: June 01, 2007, 01:14:30 AM
2413  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Do You Carry A Knife? on: May 25, 2007, 02:41:42 AM


I use it practically every day too.
2414  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This... this commercial is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Ever. on: May 17, 2007, 12:22:06 PM
I showed this to my wife.  Her initial reaction was the same as mine... eeewww!

Then she asked, "you want me to pick up some Pop Rocks?"

I love my wife.  thumbsup
2415  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Favorite War Movies on: May 15, 2007, 05:29:46 PM
Patton

The Longest Day

Battleground

The Dam Busters

The Great Escape

...and many more!
2416  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW) on: May 01, 2007, 08:59:59 PM

Quote from: Zimix on May 01, 2007, 08:34:13 PM



This cold medicine must be kicking my ass.  I just spent twenty minutes staring at this.
2417  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: DAMN you Fox! DAMN YOU! on: April 27, 2007, 03:42:02 PM
Technically four as the premier was broadcast as two successive episodes.  So, two the first night, one the following Monday, then another last Monday. 

They'll play two more episodes sometime this summer and then that's it. 

I doubt one of the Fox baby networks would even bother picking it up.


Quote
(which Fox will apparently do with the 9 remaining episodes of Drive.)

Do they have all nine remaining episodes filmed?  My understanding was they only had two more episodes "in the can."

Would this one even be worth a DVD?  The episodic nature of Firefly lent itself to DVD format even though it was an incomplete series but since Drive will never be given the chance to even reach some cobbled together resolution to the race why even bother?
2418  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Search for alien life getting closer? on: April 25, 2007, 06:52:37 PM

Quote from: IkeVandergraaf on April 25, 2007, 05:11:40 PM

My understanding is that extrasolar planets are too small and far away to be seen directly.  They know they're there (and some of their properties) by the "wobble" they induce in their suns as they orbit.  The Hubble wouldn't see anything, is my understanding.

Our local newscaster informed the viewing audience that "of course, the planet is too dim to see by the naked eye.  For that you'll need a telescope."

2419  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW) on: April 25, 2007, 05:35:27 PM
Does he tell them to smile?


And in keeping with the Last Supper theme:

2420  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW) on: April 24, 2007, 09:33:51 PM
2421  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Giant Nazi Robot attacks! on: April 24, 2007, 01:37:36 PM
2422  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW) on: April 16, 2007, 07:55:36 PM
2423  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: [360] Guitar Hero II on: April 12, 2007, 02:20:41 PM

Quote from: mikeg on April 12, 2007, 12:34:45 AM

This is a game I have heard about for years and have never even tried.  I would love to I think but there is NOOOOO way my wife would sit still for all that racket in the house. 

My wife refuses to even try the game but she definitely likes to watch it being played. I guess she just wants to play "Groupie Hero."

She even flashed her tits at me when I finally 5 Starred Freebird.  unibrow
2424  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: [Xbox 360] Guitar Hero II Band Names... on: April 09, 2007, 09:06:26 PM
Between my daughters and I we've got the following band names for GH2 on the PS2:

Funkenstein
Glacier Attack
Fistful of Feces
Buttered Bacon
Crimson Anal Probe
Pope Calling


A friend created the following this weekend during a GH2 party:

Questionable Meat
2425  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW) on: March 21, 2007, 09:26:01 PM

Quote from: ROTC1983 on March 21, 2007, 08:54:57 PM

Quote from: Sparhawk on March 21, 2007, 08:52:34 PM

there seems to be a lot of hot Israeli women!  Must be something in the water...


Where did that come from?  Am I missing something?

Probably came from this:

Quote
2426  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: If your spouse died, would you remarry? on: March 21, 2007, 05:04:49 PM

Quote from: gellar on March 21, 2007, 03:50:16 PM

Not married here (no plans), but in a domestic partnership.  If she fell off the face of the earth, I'd certainly be amenable to another serious relationship, but it'd be real difficult to find someone who could both be as awesome as I am AND be able to handle my level of awesomeness.

gellar

Oh I don't know.  A little cloning mixed with some chromosome manipuluation and voila; a Gellarette all your own.

Of course, it would be creepy at first making out with your affront-to-God-and-nature girlclone but I think you're just awesome enough to pull it off.
2427  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Vampire DVD movies! on: March 20, 2007, 05:36:32 PM
Since Near Dark has already been mentioned I'll toss out Innocent Blood.

Vampires & Mob Bosses mix and hilarity ensues.  Or something like that.
2428  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Create your own Motivational Posters on: March 16, 2007, 07:19:39 PM
In keeping with the military theme:







And then, just because:




2429  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Create your own Motivational Posters on: March 15, 2007, 03:28:16 PM
2430  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Battlestar Galactica - March 4th (spoilers) on: March 06, 2007, 03:07:34 PM
I laugh at how you have all missed the glaringly obvious.   

Starbuck flew down into the eye of the storm/eye of Jupiter and her viper exploded.(although from the way they were describing the atmospheric pressure below the "hard deck" it should have imploded instead of exploded due to the crushing pressure, but I can overlook that for now)

Now, regardless of her ejecting or not ejecting, the crushing pressure of the planetary atmosphere will kill her in an instant.  This frees her consciousnous to return to a heretofore unknown special resurrection ship on the edge of the galaxy from which the Final Five excersize their machinations upon both the cylons and the humans.

Starbuck is reborn not into the body we've come to know as the hot-shot female Viper jockey but into her one true form.

The form of:

BUM BUM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Dirk Benedict!
2431  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Britney Spears is so sexy.... on: February 21, 2007, 07:37:57 PM
The Britney Spears Comeback Special
2432  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Worst song lyrics of all time? on: February 20, 2007, 04:37:19 PM
I hate the way you act, and i hate the way you smell.
I hate the way you look girl, cause you just look like hell
You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, you really stink girl

You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, but I love you.

I hate your polyester pant-suits, and your greasy hair.
And that stuff between your braces, and your hairy derierre.

You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, you really stink girl
You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, but I love you.

When I got you in my backseat, and I tried to make my move.
I had to roll down all the windows to keep my face from turning blue.

You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, you really stink girl
You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, but I love you.
2433  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Avatar changing madness!!! on: February 19, 2007, 08:02:54 PM
I haven't changed mine in the last 72 times I've posted.
2434  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Wednesday timewaster a hand here, because I work in frivolous. on: February 14, 2007, 09:23:50 PM
I like cats, cat food breath odor


(My cats breath smells like cat food)
2435  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: [Wii] News Channel Is Live on: January 26, 2007, 06:10:06 PM
When clicking on a news story it shows a map and zooms in on the city where the story originates.

However, when I clicked on a news story that happened in Syracuse, New York the map zoomed in on Syracuse, Sicily. icon_lol
2436  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Anyone See Crank? Also, what about Smokin Aces? on: January 25, 2007, 09:52:45 PM
Crank came in the mail yesterday.  Watched it last night.  Back in the mail it went today. 

Meh.  I've spent 87 minutes doing worse things.

The good news is my next movie in line is The Taking of Pelham One Two Three which I've been looking forward to rewatching for the first time in nearly twenty years.
2437  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Tag - what's yours mean? on: January 25, 2007, 05:07:49 PM
It's the combination to my luggage.
2438  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: Wii reliability? on: January 19, 2007, 04:04:03 PM
We had one Wiimote fail.  It will no longer recognize forward swing motion.  (Which makes bowling and tennis somewhat problematic.  icon_confused )  It works in other aspects though so I use it for games like Excite Truck that don't require a forward swing. 

That brings us to a total of 5 Wiimots and still only one Nunchuck. 

So, other than the one wierd problem with the Wiimote and the non-availability of Nunchucks, I have had not comlaints.
2439  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Anyone See Crank? Also, what about Smokin Aces? on: January 17, 2007, 10:00:04 PM
Thanks.  It's currently residing in the number four spot in my Netflix queue.
2440  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Anyone See Crank? Also, what about Smokin Aces? on: January 17, 2007, 04:54:59 PM

Quote from: Nth Power on January 17, 2007, 03:17:31 AM

Just saw Crank last night and I didn't really care for it.  The story is probably the best part of it.  It's ludicrous and stupid, but it makes it kind of funny.  I thought the action was unspired and borderline boring.  At least the Transporter flicks had some decent stunts with the mindless action.  I'd say if you liked the Transporter flicks, Crank is about half as good.

What about somebody who enjoyed the first Transporter movie but then spent almost the entire time watching the second Transporter movie rolling his eyes and going, "Oh come ON!"?
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