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1  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: OO off line for a short time on: April 07, 2008, 04:11:45 AM
I think I'll pass...

2  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: OO off line for a short time on: April 05, 2008, 01:10:41 AM

Quote from: Caine on April 04, 2008, 08:45:49 PM

it's not quite there yet unless we get a redhead nsfw thread going.  quick, someone post that pic of mhs.

I know it's only been 14 hours without OO NSFW content but I'm starting to get the shakes. God help me, if OO isn't up soon I might be forced to SEARCH THE INTERNET! eek

:sigh:  I guess I better dust off the camo gear, clean the dart gun, and see if I still have a can of anti-tubgirl spray laying around.   
3  Non-Gaming / Forum and Site Feedback / Re: New Forum Feedback in HERE please on: August 12, 2006, 12:22:44 PM


I guess I need to venture beyond the front page a bit more often...looks great!

Now, back to the shadows... ninja
4  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Sunday Skin - 3/12/06 on: March 14, 2006, 06:13:39 PM
Quote from: "whiteboyskim"
Quote from: "Daehawk"
Quote from: "Purge"
Quote from: "Knightshade Dragon"

OMG  :shock:  I could sail in that ocean of cleavage.

I want to know who she is smile

Lucy Pinder. There are far better shots of her out there, but this one pretty much sums it up. smile

Here's a few more of Lucy(the first one is huge so I thumbnailed it):

5  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Good hostage movies? on: December 31, 2005, 03:03:27 PM
If you want a funny hostage movie I'd recommend The Ref with Denis Leary.
6  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / How old are you? on: December 19, 2004, 01:00:15 PM
Born January 4, 1972, so I'm nearly 33.
7  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Spiderman 2 (major spoilers) on: December 12, 2004, 04:18:09 PM
If they do decide to go with green Goblin II as the villian in Spiderman 3 I hope they don't use the Goblin costume from the first movie. That thing just sucked ass and was real hindrance to Dafoe's otherwise good performance.
8  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Battle For Middle Earth - Just 3 days to go! on: November 26, 2004, 07:01:24 PM
Quote from: "Punisher"
My understanding is that ALL the Amazon orders were cancelled. Even if you didn't receveive a cancellation email...
Just find the email with the order verification, click the link to the ordwer number, login to Amazon and viola order was already canceled....

I just checked my order status and it still shows "As not yet shipped". In fact I just got an email from Amazon a few weeks ago about the release date on this order. They said it had been bumped back and told me that if that was a problem I could cancel the order. Very considerate of them but I didn't take them up on their offer. smile
9  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Battle For Middle Earth - Just 3 days to go! on: November 26, 2004, 12:47:19 PM
Count me as another who got in on the Amazon deal over the summer. Considering what I paid if this game is only average I won't be that upset.
10  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / All Hail the Comming of the "Orgasmatron" on: November 12, 2004, 01:43:28 PM
Hmm, I wonder if the doctor is a fan of the Click series of graphic novels by Milo Manara. Ladies, don't let your remote fall into the wrong hands.  :twisted:
11  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Kate Hudson. Wow. [56k] on: November 02, 2004, 04:19:52 PM
The first time I saw Kate was in Almost Famous and I remember just being blown away by how beautiful she was as Penny Lane.

She had a real glow in that film, unfortunately nothing she's done since has really captured it.
12  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / But it's... pink! (Best Quotes Thread - Games Ed.) on: October 24, 2004, 09:08:06 PM
Interstate 76
Skeeter: "I fixed 'er up real good like you wanted."

Groove Champion: "Thanks, Skeeter."

Skeeter: "Jade...she built a good car."

Groove Champion: "Yeah."

Skeeter: "But she got out."

Groove Champion: "What?"

Skeeter: "Never get out of the car."

Full Throttle
"The customer with a knife is always right."

Ben: "Ripburger, you're gonna kill us all."
Adrian Ripburger: "Ben, don't ruin the ending."
13  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: 100 posts since Fri night? I'm a post-whore! on: October 13, 2004, 06:41:07 PM
Quote from: "warning"
I'm such a post-whore.  I didn't even know I had that much to say in less than a week.

Is Quipp gonna have to choke a bitch?  Now get yo ass out there and start posting!!

Quipp-Post Pimp
14  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Tivo Mania! on: October 13, 2004, 06:35:27 PM
Just got a Tivo myself a couple of days ago. I love it already. Makes me wonder why I waited so long to get one. It certainly couldn't be from the lack of pimping the thing got on GoneGold. :wink:
15  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Desktop, what do you have (56k) on: October 13, 2004, 06:21:21 PM
16  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / We need some animated gifs, pronto! on: October 13, 2004, 06:16:45 PM

And a couple for my fellow Scarlett Johansson fanatics. I particularly like the second one.  :shock:

17  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Best Game Of All Time Tournament - CG Edition on: October 12, 2004, 02:04:47 PM
1. Baldur's Gate 2
2. Diablo 2
3. Interstate 76
4. Half Life
5. Rome: Total War
18  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / The official woman of Console Gold [56k] on: October 12, 2004, 01:51:14 PM
Here's some recent HQ pics for the Morgan Webb fans:

(click on images for larger version)

19  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Post the First Video game image you google 56k WARNING on: October 12, 2004, 06:06:45 AM
Interstate 76

20  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Favorite GG moment on: October 12, 2004, 05:53:06 AM
Well, I did a document search on my PC for GoneGold and lo and behold I found a text file with some various quotes. The file was created in December of 2003 so I would guess the quotes were from around that time.

Metalhed's Sister:  Damn, Siljanus and I think alike...

Siljanus:  The fact that we think like a celebrity killing serial killers disturbs me...Then again, do you have access to a car, preferably a van, with a clean title?


Daehawk:  On a releated note i saw on the news last night a elderly guy was sentenced to 17 years in prison for was his 400th arrest since the 1950's for DUI and THEY JUST NOW DID SOMETHING!..unbelievable
Ænima:  That would be the result of the new 400 strikes legislation...


Smoove_B:  Wow, this thread couldn't have been any more predictable if you had titled it "The Usual Suspects Trade Thinly Veiled Scatological Banter."


SpaceLord:  <cliche>I, for one, welcome our new tiny, incestlike robot overlords.</cliche>

Ramoz:  Incest machines...Not sure if i want to look forward to that.

Muad Dib:  Your sister even less so.


Kael:  When your trying to make $20 blowing some suit in his god awful foreign sports car that barely has enough room to bend over. Your genitals are taped down so he can continue with the delusion that your a woman and he's not gay but he knows the truth and still keeps coming back every Friday night. Your trying to maneuver over the damn stick shift, which by the way is whole lot larger than what your trying to find inside an armanti suit and some dumb ass white kmart briefs that look like they belong on a 10 year old. Then the prick doesn't even have the $20, he only has $7. And he pulls out his credit card like I can magically swipe that through my ass to make a deduction. He's the one with the sports car, is it to much to ask that he have $20 on him before he's pulled over yelling for me in the god damn rain. God I hate my father.


Kelric Varchilde:  This is why I hate advanced mathematics. How on earth can 1 + 1 = 3?

tjg_marantz:  See, when a man and a woman love each other very very much, they have a special kind of hug. Then the woman's tummy gets bigger and you get a brother or sister.


Matthew Rorie:  Wow, appears to be down. That's the first time I can ever recall getting a 404 when visiting their main page. Maybe they got hacked?

RunningMn9:  This is what happens when Drazzil starts shopping there. Damn.

Mr. Fed:  "The system canna take it any more! She's not designed to ship so many crab legs at once! She's gonna blow! Nooooooooo!"


Toe:  Years ago, i was proud of it and would whip it out with a "stand back!" attitude. I was a "bank-walker" (that’s a guy who, when going skinny dipping, doesn't rush right in after removing his clothes so no one will see his minuscule penis. i.e. he's not embarrassed to walk the bank a bit). But then, a guy with a tiny penis caught a glimpse of it and his life took a sudden turn for the worse. His job performance plummeted and he eventually got fired. Months later, someone mentioned they saw him bumming around on the streets, a shell of his former self. It broke him. So, the next time you see a guy hunched up against a urinal, you might pause a moment and remember my story. It could very well save your life.


PaulBot:  I'm curious to hear from anyone who gives their kids an allowance: how much do you give them and what do they have to do go get it (if anything).

locnar:  $500 a week not to tell the cops.
   She is 27.


ghoul:  I like RPG's, first person shooters, strategy games, and hentai games. In real life a typical day for me involves pretending to be an elf while murdering evil mutants with assault rifles and training my underlings to go and kill a horde of orcs who just destroyed one of my dozens of farms. When the day is over I do enjoy settling down with a cup of hot coco and raping girls with my tentacle arms. So I guess you could say my gaming tastes fit well with my personality.


Stephen Saunders:  We have a permanent solution to the forum problems which should be in place in a matter of days...

Siljanus:  Killbots have been dispached to all members who's member number ends in an odd number. The ensuing winnowing should cut down on traffic, bringing stability and order to the forums! (hmm, what's my member number? Aww, crap!)

Zaxxon:  <scream>...<thud>...<applause>


Drazzil:  I post about my troubles you guys act like I personally walked in your house, smashed your computer, pissed in your corn flakes, shat on your dishes and slept with your wife before microwaving your pets and getting you fired from your job.

tjg_marantz:  Now hold on there, it was *YOU* who pissed in my corn flakes???

YellowKing:  I don't want to jinx it, but the other day the wife actually sat down and played Return of the King (Xbox) with me co-op and had a great time. I figured it must be a fluke, and forgot all about it.  We then go into EB today, and she doesn't even whine about how long I'm taking to look around. In fact, she picks up Age of Mythology and goes, "You know, I'd really like to get into strategy gaming again, I enjoyed Age of Empires 2. Let's play online one night this week."

My heart nearly stopped. She is now begging me to play ROTK with her again tonight.


Kelric Varchilde:  Personally, I think her getting into gaming wouldn't be nearly as exciting as her picking up other women at fast food joints and moving right into the hardcore three way stuff.

whiteboyskim:  I'd have to go with Kelric on this one and agree that your wife's interest in teenage lesbians should far exceed any interest in gaming she might have. Unless she's playing Return of the King hoping to unlock a nude Arwen, in which case I say boogie.

Nixon:  Dressing like that is dangerous. It's only a matter of time before she's going to attract the attention of some lustful demon with twenty penis-tipped tentacles. I sure hope she has super-powers.


Blackhawk:  I won't eat any food that comes out of an animal's head!

Just give me plain old eggs.

Ripstar:  But you will eat something that comes out of a chickens butt?

Its a strange, strange world we live in Master Jack.

Kael:  Eggs don't come out of a chickens butt, they come out of those little diveted carton things that you can cut up, paint and use to decorate your testicles.

21  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Favorite GG moment on: October 12, 2004, 05:42:50 AM
Quote from: "Earsofsteel"
KS was good, But I loved Mr. Fed's "Drazzil cat is gay" playthingie.

I love cats, I really do... But I cannot stand my moms cat Sunshine. I hate that cat to near caticidal porportions. This cat is such a shifty slinky scared sniveling insignificant thing. To make things worse my mother lets him in the house and as he is an unneutered male cat (my mom wont let me get him neutered) he pisses all over EVERYTHING! He loves to yowl and caterwaul in the house until I take my slipper and whack him a few.

Which brings me to my next point this cat is a flaming queer. He routinely lets the across the street male cat mount him and have sex with him. He acts so much like a female, the other neighborhood male cats have taken to fighting over him like he's a female, and I have to listen to the other cats fighting over him night and day. To make things worse, he loves to yowl and caterwaul He doesen't caterwaul outside beacuase he knows his "man" will jump on him and beat him up but when Sunshine gets inside he, yowls up a storm.


Scene: A pet store. Late afternoon.

Enter DRAZZIL, bearing a large pet carrier, which is thumping and shifting in his hands.

The pet store clerk approaches.

CLERK: Can I help you?

DRAZZIL: I have a complaint.


DRAZZIL: My cat is a homo.

CLERK: What?

DRAZZIL: You sold my mother a homo cat.

CLERK: Er . . .

DRAZZIL: Look, I just don't want to get fucked over here. You sold this cat to my mother. It's a man cat. It's a man cat and my mother won't let me neuter it. She won't let me have its nuts cut off. It's a man cat and my mother won't let me fucking neuter it and now it's turned homo. The cat keeps getting humped by other man cats. My mother is forcing this unneutered homo man cat who keeps getting humped by other cats onto me.

CLERK: [Distinctly pale now] Sir, what is . . ah . . .

DRAZZIL: The flaming queer homo unneutered man cat that my mother has brought into my home is always yowling and pissing and I can't sleep when the homo man cat is getting mounted by other man cats and yowling.

CLERK: Sir, I'm going to call . . .

DRAZZIL: I want to return this cat for a cat that looks exactly alike, so my mother won't know. A cat that isn't a homo man pissing yowling cat. This cat lets other man cats mount it. It's a little whore. It's sick. I hate it that my mother forces an unneutered queer cat onto me.

CLERK: Um . . . ah . . . look, just look, can I give you something else to get you out of . . . to satisfy you on this matter, sir?

DRAZZIL: You can give me the crabs.

CLERK: I beg your pardon?

DRAZZIL: You can give me some crabs.

CLERK: I don't think that . . .

DRAZZIL: Just the legs. I only need the legs. You can keep the rest of them.

CLERK: [Smiling fixedly] Sir, would you excuse me for a minute? [He goes through a door behind the counter. There is a pause, then the sound of a door slamming, feet running away on pavement, and a car starting and then screeching away.

DRAZZIL: Fuck. [Looks into pet carrier, sighs.] Oh, let's go home, Kahless.

[Fade out]
22  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Zaxxon's GGNFL Football Pool (Week 5 recap / Week 6 Picks!) on: October 12, 2004, 05:36:03 AM
I was pretty upset at my measly 16 points this week but seeing that this week's scoring average is 16.09 I don't feel so bad.
23  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / A picture thread (NSFW) on: October 12, 2004, 05:22:59 AM
do you have proof you have said thong and are you willing to back up your statement with pictures? Wink

Bring on the pics...
24  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / EVERYONE READ PLEASE on: October 12, 2004, 05:20:35 AM
Wow, I go to work for 8 hours and come back to a whole new site. Impressive work!

I like the seperate PC section and it's good to see a Hardware Hell section as well.

I have to say that I do miss the Religion and Politics section. I only posted in GG's R&P forum a handful of times but enjoyed reading the spirited debate and the in-depth (and often lengthy smile)discussions. I do understand your worries about having such a forum however, and I won't leave CG based solely on its exclusion.  I do hope some sort of permanent R&P forum is created somewhere by the former GG community though. After all, I'm not so lazy that I can't surf two sites. I believe CSL suggested a sticky link to an independent R&P site? I think that would be a suitable compromise when and if such a site is created.

Your idea of hosting a searchable archive of the GG forums is great. I would be willing to donate money to see this happen. Oh, and if DarkEl's idea's come to pass I will be  biggrin.
25  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / This forum on: October 11, 2004, 02:21:00 PM
Quick, everyone!

Hide your women!

26  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Whats your favorite board style? on: October 11, 2004, 02:13:23 PM
I'm loving the sub black. Sub silver is okay, but Cobalt 2 (while looking good) is hard on my eyes.
27  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / A picture thread (NSFW) on: October 11, 2004, 01:56:33 PM
Quote from: "warning"
Back row second from left.

I'm convinced that's Floyd my mechanic with a wig.

Wow, Floyd's got a nice rack. smile
28  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Anyone else having problems with Gone Gold? (Pt. 2) on: October 11, 2004, 01:48:37 PM
Quote from: "RunningMn9"
My apologies to the GoneGold refugees.  I had no idea, until Derek Smart told me, that I am responsible for GoneGold going off the air.

Ah, don't worry about it RM9.  I'm sure in a day or two the mad doctor will spin a grand yarn about how he personally had GoneGold shut down for banning his egomaniacal ass.

And to the "ilk" comment, I can only say I count myself (and damn near everyone at GoneGold) as part of the ilk. So this member of the GoneGold ilk would like to extend a hearty "Suck It!" to Derek Smart.
29  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / The official woman of Console Gold [56k] on: October 11, 2004, 01:26:23 PM
Here's some HQ pics of Evangeline Lilly (Kate):

(click on images for larger version)
30  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Drudge is reporting that Christopher Reeve is dead on: October 11, 2004, 04:59:19 AM
31  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Question about posting pictures of models. on: October 11, 2004, 04:17:20 AM
Quote from: "Destructor"
Quipp - just to let you know, PlanetSmilies doesn't like your external linking. It may look good on your end, but here all I see is an error message.

Hmm, thanks for the heads up, Destructor.
32  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Question about posting pictures of models. on: October 11, 2004, 03:40:52 AM
Quote from: "Beer Goggles"
Looking forward to someone testing those boundries.  :twisted:

Not looking forward to close-up shots of Raven's hairy ass modeling his new barely there leopard print thong man panties.
33  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Reporting in on: October 11, 2004, 03:31:00 AM
Quote from: "Zaxxon"
Quote from: "Knightshade Dragon"
Caligula!  Welcome.  You have earned yourself a vacation.  Email me in a week and we can talk.

That didn't take long.   thumbsup

0 to banned in 3 minutes. Wow.
34  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Dark Forum Option Beta is up! on: October 11, 2004, 03:09:19 AM
Quote from: "Knightshade Dragon"
Hit your profile and select subBlack.  It isn't classic GG, but that was intentional.  This is beta and some stuff hasn't be implemented.  Drop your feedback in here and be honest but constructive please.


Well, I like it. Good job!
35  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Sam n Max 2 update on: October 11, 2004, 03:05:09 AM
Look closely at the area circled in red on this picture:

Here's a close-up:

Those look like Bone trading cards and a Bone figurine to me.
36  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Any GG forum regulars that have not yet been spotted here? on: October 11, 2004, 02:32:24 AM
Quote from: "whiteboyskim"
Quote from: "HarveyB"
It won't be the same without U2K The Greate$t

Thank Christ. biggrin

Or as U2K would say,

Thank GOD his Creation, not evolution, Choose GODS path not the Fools path.Changing the world is what i do best, Untouchable in your eyes-U2K tha Greate$t a.k.a. U2K Tha Don   :wink:
37  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Anyone have any unfinished business from GG threads? on: October 11, 2004, 01:27:23 AM
Quote from: "Rob_Merritt"
At the moment I miss the Lesbian thread a lot

Cheer up, Rob.
38  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Anyone else having problems with Gone Gold? (Pt. 2) on: October 11, 2004, 12:43:20 AM
Quote from: "Rob_Merritt"
Well if this is the end of gone gold, then I was right, they never did get around to fixing the forum software.

39  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Zaxxon's GGNFL Football Pool (Week 5 recap / Week 6 Picks!) on: October 11, 2004, 12:16:32 AM
*shakes fist furiously in air*:x

Durn yuh, Diller boy. Yuh and yar fancy shmancy prognasticatin' flimflamery.

40  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / A list of the 50 worst movies in the 1990s on: October 11, 2004, 12:10:25 AM
Quote from: "Rob_Merritt"
I question its accuracy. Rushmore is no where on this list.

Ah, memories. biggrin
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