One time, at a college orientation walk-around, I won a DVD player in a Dance Contest. Me and this girl got picked to go against each other for the DVD player, and they chose two people out of the crowd to be our "partner." The girl got some nondescript male partner and I got this black girl. And she was a dominator of the dance. They hit the music and she just went into this sensual, like, tornado of dances and thrusts, and I just kind of jiggled around behind her in a rhythmic pulse. She won that damn DVD player for me, but since I was the contestant I was the one that got it, and she didn't get anything.
I ended up selling it for $50 so that I could buy some cigarettes and food.