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1241  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: How bout them Bears?! on: October 17, 2006, 11:05:12 PM
Or, they were Bears fans. icon_biggrin
1242  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: How bout them Bears?! on: October 17, 2006, 05:30:56 PM
I saw the press conference. To say he was upset is an understatement. Wow, what a meltdown.
1243  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Miss me?.....need hardware help on: October 17, 2006, 05:47:06 AM
Bravo. Perfectly stated.
1244  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: How bout them Bears?! on: October 17, 2006, 05:05:53 AM
The Cardinals flat out choked the game away, but what do you expect from a team with a history of losing?

While the Bears are undefeated, I still cannot accept that a team who is arguably the favorite to win the Super Bowl is quarterbacked by Rex freakin' Grossman, but hey, if a team can the Super Bowl with Trent Dilfer, I guess anything is possible.
1245  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: The wife: I am sick of missing my shows, fix it. on: October 17, 2006, 02:34:05 AM
The company I work for thanks you very much for your business!  icon_smile
1246  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: The first 100 issues of CGW free to download on: October 17, 2006, 12:11:47 AM
After downloading and looking at the issues from the first year, it's depressing to me that I remember playing a lot of those game.
1247  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Childish Tattletale Bull on: October 17, 2006, 12:00:06 AM
Yes, it's called Astro-Turf.  icon_lol
1248  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: Insane video of GH2 expert tracks on: October 16, 2006, 11:32:24 PM
My head just exploded.

I bet a week after the game is out, there'll be videos up on YouTube showing people finishing those songs at 98% on expert.
1249  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Miss me?.....need hardware help on: October 16, 2006, 11:01:23 PM
Which is why I am surprised at all the nastiness being directed at Daehawk here.
1250  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Miss me?.....need hardware help on: October 16, 2006, 10:01:29 PM

Quote from: Rubyeye on October 16, 2006, 09:45:14 PM

Quote from: Jimmy the Fish on October 16, 2006, 09:39:56 PM

Quote from: Kratz on October 16, 2006, 09:15:30 PM

If you can't afford to pay back a $35 loan you don't need a computer, you need a fucking job.

Glad to see that human compassion is alive and well here. Roll Eyes

Human compassion?  Why would I have human compassion for someone that chooses to be nonproductive, if not a drain, to society.  I work hard to be able to afford my luxuries and have to sacrifice my time to be able to afford such things.  If he was starving and naked, I might feel a little sorry just because I "know" him through some messageboards.

You know, I'm not going to get into a pissing match with you or Kratz. No one is forcing either of you to give him money. If you don't, you don't, but to say things like "you need a fucking job", well I don't understand where that kind of nastiness is coming from. Maybe you don't know who Daehawk is, but one thing he is not is some schmuck who just signed up here last week. I've known him since the goddamn Gone Gold days and while he isn't my best friend, I know him well enough that if he's in a bind, I have no problems helping him out. I agree that some people do need to get a job. I never give free handouts to homeless people or bums on the street because it's not the best use of my money. Daehawk is different because I know who he is and if he says he needs a little help, I'll help because I know he'll put the money or whatever to good use.

And now that you've made Daehawk explain his situation, maybe you two should cut him some slack and apologize.
1251  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Miss me?.....need hardware help on: October 16, 2006, 09:39:56 PM

Quote from: Kratz on October 16, 2006, 09:15:30 PM

If you can't afford to pay back a $35 loan you don't need a computer, you need a fucking job.

Glad to see that human compassion is alive and well here. Roll Eyes
1252  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Jack Thompson loses Bully lawsuit on: October 15, 2006, 04:09:58 PM
The standards for passing the bar exam in Florida need some serious tightening up because apparently any mouth-breathing imbecile can pass it and become Jack Thompson.
1253  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: What goes thru a woman's head? on: October 15, 2006, 02:03:28 AM
To which you respond, "Only if I'm getting some action tonight!"  icon_biggrin
1254  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Miss me? on: October 14, 2006, 09:17:19 PM
Daehawk, check your PMs.
1255  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: Gothic 3 an unplayable, bug ridden, mess on: October 13, 2006, 06:04:58 PM
Sheesh, that looked terrible. The NPC fight with the boar at the end looked particularly bad.
1256  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: God Hand on: October 13, 2006, 05:12:22 PM
I picked it up at Fry's for $25 and played for about two hours last night.

This is one of the more uneven games I've played in a long time. The graphics are barely passable as a PS2 game. The environments are really sparse, with breakable objects (barrels, boxes, oil drums, etc.) randomly located. The object textures are very bland. However, the character graphics are a lot better looking.

Gameplay is where you'll develop a love it/hate it attitude. The fighting is fun in a Final Fight or Streets of Rage sort of way. The camera is just plain annoying. It's locked behind your character, and cannot be rotated, so you don't see who is coming up behind you or from the sides. I started up button mashing, but you can only get so far doing that. The combo system is interesting. You earn money to buy new moves which can then be mapped to the controller in the character screen. Obviously, you start out with basic moves that are not very powerful, but eventually earn more powerful impressive looking moves.

There is a special move wheel that you can bring up by hittng the R1 button. It slows the action way down while you select a move. The special moves you can select are dependent on the number of orbs (up to three) you find. There is also the God Hand mode that is activated with the R2 button. Whent he meter is maxed out you can hit R2 and your guy goes into a kind of overdrive mode where he run, punches and kicks at a high rate of speed.

The best parts of the game are the over the top voice acting, which is really hilarious. The bizarre characters like the two gay wrestlers, the midget Power Rangers, and the scantily clad women. The fighting, which can get ridiculous with the exaggerated moves, like rapid fire stomping and spanking. It's all very bizarre, but very funny.  Between levels, you can buy new moves and spend time in a casino earning money playing various games, like video poker, blackjack, and slot machines.

The game is annoyingly hard, but as far as I can tell, there are unlimited continues, so it's a matter of slogging through with brute force when you get to a difficult part. It took me something like seven attempts to get past the two gay wrestlers. I think there is enough in the game that makes it very entertaining, although it will frustrate you with the difficulty and the lack of camera control. For $25 it's worth it, but I think most people will want to rent it first.
1257  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: Warhammer 40k - Dark Crusade Impressions and Thoughts on: October 11, 2006, 09:28:01 PM
So does this new standalone expansion have all the campaigns, scenarios and maps from the original game? I have the original game, but haven't installed it yet. If I get Dark Crusade, do I not even need to bother with the original game? It's all so confusing.
1258  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Jackass 2 the movie on: September 19, 2006, 09:13:44 PM

Quote from: naednek on September 19, 2006, 05:07:40 AM

Man, I'm in a tough bind.  Do I go see jackass with my groomsmen, or do I get married.  Why does this movie have to be released on my wedding day.  Why couldn't it have been released this last weekend during my bachelor party frown

Wild guess here. I think the wife would appreciate it more if you got married instead of seeing Jackass 2.  icon_biggrin
1259  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: NHL Games - Verdict on: September 19, 2006, 07:17:56 PM
I bought both games this week. Last night I tried one game of each to get some quick first impressions.

NHL07 is by far the better looking game. It's no contest in the graphics department. Player and uniform detail in particular are much better than NHL2K7. The one area where 2K7 looks better is the ice surface and the arenas. I've been a 2K7 man for the last several years, but to me their graphics engine seems pretty creaky now. It barely even looks "next generation" and pretty much pales in comparison to NHL07 this year. Also, the frame rate seems more fluid on 2K7. In NHL07, there is a really strange sort of slight jerkiness to the players skating up and down the ice.

Gameplay-wise, it was hard to tell based on one game. However, EA definitely has changed a lot of the AI so that it is no longer the pathetic representation of hockey it has been lately. Defensive coverage is way better, especially on power plays and penalty kill. Players set up properly on the perimeter and in the 4 man PK box. The speed of the game has been slowed down so it is not a track meet. Goalies seem smarter and more fluid. This is the one area I was really impressed with that EA improved. I am still undecided about the lack of the speed boost. Certainly I can understand taking it away since it is unrealistic to constantly sprint from one end of the ice to the other. However taking it away completely might have been a mistake. What should have been implemented was a speed boost that would last two or three seconds at a time with a "cooldown" time where you can't use it.

Of course the huge difference between the two games is NHL07 with the stick control. It really is as good as people have been raving about. There is a bit of a learning curve, but one you get comfortable with it, you'll never go back to the traditional button layout.

Out of the box, the rosters in 2K7 seem more accurate than NHL07.

So for me bottom line was this. NHL2K7 felt like more of the same, with a graphics engine that seems more and more obsolete and downright ugly in places (the coaches look scary). The Cinemotion thing felt pointless. Extra chrome that didn't add anything exciting to the game. NHL07 looks much better and while it may not be as good as 2K7 as an accurate representation of the game of hockey, EA did make enough changes to at least come close. The new stick control scheme makes 07 worth the price of admission alone. It's that good. 2K7 is probably the deeper game, but 07 is definitely the more accessible, instant gratification game.
1260  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: (NHL) 15 Years - $67.6M on: September 13, 2006, 06:29:48 AM
The logic? Whatever Charles Wang wants Charles Wang gets. The Islanders are nothing more than a cute toy for him to play with.

The best part about the contract? If DiPietro retires early due to injury the balance of the contract is GUARANTEED. Charles Wang better pray that his goalie doesn't develop chronic knee or back injuries during his career.

Oh and he better not be a bust as a goalie. That contract guarantees that he'll be untradeable.
1261  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Rocket to the Sun - These Actors Need to go on: September 12, 2006, 08:06:52 PM
Carrot Top - Someone explain to me WHY he even has a movie career. Obnoxious, spastic, dork.

Pauley Shore - See Carrot Top. The stupid surfer thing went out of style, oh, in 1989.

Lindsay Lohan - She USED to be a competent actress back in her early days before she became a prima donna skank. Now she's just a disgusting waste of oxygen.

Will Ferrell and Rob Schneider - two ex-SNL guys who are not funny. Just stupid.
1262  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: NHL 07 IGN Review on: September 12, 2006, 01:24:59 AM
One thing the "review" didn't even touch on at all is the defensive AI, which has ALWAYS been terrible in the EA's NHL games. For all we know, the defensive AI might cause the players to skate aimlessly all over the ice not even following the puck or their defensive assignments. If the AI stinks, then the cool stick controls and "sloppy" nature of the flow of the game is meaningless. Also, there is no mention as to how good the GM AI is in dynasty mode. Okay, it's accurate according to the CBA rules, but how well does the AI manage the league and other teams? Salary cap? Trades? Who knows.

All I know after reading the review is:
1. The graphics look great
2. The new stick control system is great

That's not a review. It barely even qualifies as a preview. I question whether the reviewer even played the game for more than a couple of hours.
1263  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: NHL 07 IGN Review on: September 12, 2006, 12:25:10 AM
What the hell do they mean by "chunky animations"? Jeez, is it so freaking hard to write a descriptive review?
1264  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: Retro game blues. on: September 09, 2006, 03:14:15 AM
Out of curiosity, what games were you specifically talking about?
1265  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: How many cell phones can fit in one rear end? on: September 08, 2006, 07:49:11 PM
All I can say is  "can you hear me now?"

1266  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Why we need the death penalty for drunk driving... on: September 08, 2006, 06:27:46 PM
Ah, but it probably is the first time while fully clothed.   ninja
1267  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: NHL 2k7 demo's up (presenting 2kSports, the new EA) on: September 08, 2006, 06:22:40 PM
The other lame thing about NHL2K7 is that while the Xbox and PS2 versions will be $20 retail, the Xbox 360 version will still be full price at $60. Considering it doesn't look like there is that much different, even graphically, that price difference makes it an OUT for me.
1268  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Post a Pic of Yourself! on: September 08, 2006, 04:47:10 PM
Me with my two year old daughter and some orange dude with a red shirt and no pants.

1269  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: NHL 07 360 demo today? on: September 08, 2006, 06:28:40 AM
It looks spectacular. However, since this is EA we're talking about, I'm waiting to see what stupid game design decisions they make that ends up ruining the game.
1270  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: The New Casion Royale Trailer Kicks Ass on: September 08, 2006, 06:24:31 AM
Two words: BAD ASS.

WHY do they always trash the sweet car in every Bond movie? You would think that Q might have noticed a long time ago and started substituting Chevy Novas instead of issuing him Aston Martins, Lamborghinis, or BMWs.

I'll see this on opening night. I love the Bond movies, even the sucky ones. Judging from the trailer, it looks like Daniel Craig's version of Bond is more of the icy, no nonsense, cold blooded variety of spy and waaaay far away from the one-liner cracking smug guy that Pierce Brosnan was at times. Couple of things I didn't like though. Poker? Uhhh, no. Also, what was with the dorky swim trunks? Wearing that goofy thing will get you beat up on the beach.

Oh, and the love interest is the hot chick from Kingdom of Heaven. Meeow.
1271  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: TiVo Series 3 = $800.00 on: September 08, 2006, 03:26:27 AM
I just wanted to say that I'm watching the Steelers-Dolphins game in HD right now and the beautiful widescreen picture makes me want to cry. crybaby

Football truly is the "killer app" for HDTV.
1272  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: So I just bought a Genesis and Sega CD off ebay... on: September 08, 2006, 02:56:12 AM
There was one Genesis RPG strategy game I played for endless hours. I think it was called Warsong. I LOVED that game. Of course, I was fully into the Shining Force games as well. Also played a ton of Shining in the Darkness, which was a more traditional Japanese RPG that the Shining Force games were sort of based on. Somewhere in my garage I have a rectangular milk crate full of Sega Genesis games. Now I'm motivated to go rummage for it this weekend and relive some sweet 1990's gaming.
1273  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: Why we need the death penalty for drunk driving... on: September 08, 2006, 12:11:25 AM
Here's a nice couple of photos showing her getting hauled away in handcuffs.

Oh the humanity.
1274  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: The Shat' chickens out. on: September 07, 2006, 11:06:15 PM
How disappointing. Shatner should have gone up just to be able to yell "KHAAAAAAHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!".
1275  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: TiVo Series 3 = $800.00 on: September 07, 2006, 11:05:01 PM
It's a 250 GB SATA drive.
1276  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: TiVo Series 3 = $800.00 on: September 07, 2006, 10:31:06 PM
For standard def, it some ridiculous number. Like up to 300 hours of programming.  eek
1277  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Re: DVD Tuesday - 09/05/06 on: September 07, 2006, 10:12:23 PM
I picked up that Brazil single disc rerelase today at a Borders bookstore for $19.99. The price is definitely right. Can't wait to check it out and then retire the old non-anamorphic copy.

I also got the Gojira (Godzilla) 2 disc special edition. Then earlier this week I got that sweet Seven Samurai uber-relelase. Haven't watched it yet, but the packaging is very nice. I also got the rerelease of Blade Runner, which is my favorite movie of all time. I've owned the original DVD release from back in the early days of DVD and I think I watched it a grand total of one time in all those years. It was by far the WORST looking DVD I've ever owned. I can now finally do with it what it deserves. Microwaved for 20 seconds on high power. I watched the new release a couple of nights ago, and it was great. Being able to finally see a decent video transfer of the movie was well worth it despite the fact that I'll double dip next year and get the upcoming full blown special edition.
1278  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: Cold Feet: 360 Edition on: September 07, 2006, 09:25:44 PM
Sorry. Momentary lapse of reasoning.

LE, you NEED to go out and get a freakin' 360 right NOW. Otherwise, we're all going to sit here and mock you. Tongue
1279  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Re: [PS3] Only 500k at launch? on: September 07, 2006, 09:24:24 PM

Quote from: ATB on September 07, 2006, 07:32:58 PM

Quote from: shaggydoug on September 07, 2006, 06:32:30 PM

We appear to be no longer on the Wii purchase plan because my wife said we couldn't have one.

- shaggy

FTFY.   Tongue

*cough* whipped! *cough*  icon_lol
1280  Non-Gaming / Steals and Deals / Re: Saitek Eclipse 2 Keyboard: $35.99 at w00t on: September 07, 2006, 03:32:42 PM
I've ordered from Woot before and I've never had any problems.

This is a sweet offer! Even though I don't REALLY need one, the pathetic impulse buyer in me could not resist.
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