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481  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / *****PRE-E3 CONTEST MONTH***** 24 WINNERS ANNOUNCED!!!! on: April 14, 2006, 07:30:56 PM
Jack Bauer is Ubisoft's replacement for Starforce.  Let's see you pirate games now.   :evil:
482  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / My last two months... on: April 09, 2006, 06:56:44 PM
Quote from: "-Lord Ebonstone-"
Oh man, what was the funny thing about this guy from back on GG?  Didn't it have to do with a lobster buffet or something?

Is this it?
483  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / My last two months... on: April 09, 2006, 12:26:19 PM

SSDD, Drazzil.   :roll:
484  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Oblivion - GOLD - Ships 3/20!! on: March 18, 2006, 06:38:01 PM
You know what sucks?

I won't see it until at least a week from Monday because I live in England.  It'll take at least that long for it to arrive in the mail.  Do you have any inkling how hard it'll be listening to you all rave about the game???  *sigh*   :cry:
485  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Where are you from?? (Time for one of these threads) on: March 17, 2006, 09:05:35 AM
Currently at RAF Lakenheath, UK (about 75 miles NNE of London), but will be in Alamogordo, New Mexico (Holloman AFB) starting in July...
486  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / I don't care who you are... this is funny! on: February 20, 2006, 09:49:18 PM
I wonder what took so long for this parody.  smile

487  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / [medical] I hurt my tailbone... on: February 20, 2006, 08:09:57 AM
Quote from: "Knightshade Dragon"
You can look at it this way - you have to do 30 in 60 seconds or somesuch right?  Once you are past basic, you never have to do them again.  Can you tough it out or does it hurt that badly?

Actually, he will.  The new AF Fitness Program requires a pushup, situp, and 1.5 mile run as an annual requirement.  Failure to achieve a passing score will land the individual in remedial fitness training programs.  Subsequent retests will follow, and 4 consecutive failures will result in dismissal from the USAF.
488  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Emergency! Season 2 shipping! Update! on: February 06, 2006, 12:32:06 PM
Is tomorrow the release date?
489  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / 25 Strippers busted...Tom Petty? Mom?! on: February 04, 2006, 07:48:59 AM
What the hell is "Prostition"?

If you can't spell it, you can't charge 'em.   :roll:
490  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / What? No Porn Worm discussion? on: February 02, 2006, 12:25:19 PM

491  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Great Flash Game for Saturday! on: January 16, 2006, 07:29:06 PM

That helps.  smile
492  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Great Flash Game for Saturday! on: January 16, 2006, 01:02:42 PM
What's the object?  I'm completely clueless.   :?
493  Non-Gaming / Trading Forum / LF: Combat Flight Simulator 3 (PC) on: December 29, 2005, 08:06:39 AM
I'd like to give the new Over Flanders Fields mod a whirl, but need the base program.

I've been itching for anything resembling a WWI flight sim since the days of RBII/RB3D.

If you've got one you can part with, PM me with what you'd need in the way of compensation...thanks in advance!
494  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Merry Christmas - Happy Holidays on: December 25, 2005, 11:51:04 AM
Merry Christmas from southeast England!
495  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Ho, ho, ho... on: December 24, 2005, 07:13:45 PM
...or what really happened to OO.  slywink

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a hard drive was whirring, nor clicking of mouse;
The PC's were unplugged from the network with care,
In hopes that a new version soon would be there;

The users were safe at home in their beds,
While screenshots of a new interface danced in their heads;
And the sys admin in his jeans, and I in my suede,
Had just hunkered down for a version upgrade,

When from the hard drive there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
It clanged and it ground and smoke it did spew
And I swore I could smell the NIC frying too.

I reached for the keyboard and those magic three keys
But not in time could I get to "CTRL-ALT-DELETE"
The hard drive kept charging like some renegade
And I knew we were at the mercy of this version upgrade.

So outside I went for a nicotine binge
Knowing my job on this upgrade did hinge!
The vendor had promised this software would work!
But now where was he? At home, like a jerk!

The moon shone bright on the two cars in the lot
Just mine and the sys admin's, that sorry sot.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
A man in a VeeDub, smiling from ear to ear.

In his bag he carried books of languages of yore,
Pascal, Fortran, Cobol, Basic and more.
With a pocket protector and a shirt that was untucked,
I knew my problems were solved; I was no longer in trouble.

Yes I knew in an instant tho I could hardly speak,
I had been blessed by a visit from old St. Geek.
His clothes were unkempt; his shoes could have been cleaner,
But I was just happy to see his calm demeanor.

I stood there staring like a stop for the door
When he snapped his fingers and said, "Quick! To the raised floor!"
So I led the way down the halls to the IT server room
I led him in the door and not a moment too soon.

He jumped to the console and had nary a query,
The sys admin was nervous but I said, "Don't be leery,"
"This man is exactly the resource we seek,"
"This man is none other than old St. Geek!"

With sweat from his brow and fingers that blazed,
He tickled the keyboard o'er the floor that was raised.
He got to a dialog where I thought he should click "OK"
But he knew the renegade software would say, "No Way"

With skill and aplomb he rescued our server,
He answered each prompt with incredible fervor.
The noise from the hard drive began to slowly subside,
And I could tell he'd be successful in turning the tide.

The server stopped groaning, and clanking and clinking
Not long after that the right lights were blinking.
He glanced at us over his shoulder, never missing a command,
And with a wink and a nod, said, "Who's your Geek, man?"

He cleaned up the evidence of our upgrade gone awry,
And I knew in the morning the CIO would not cry.
My job would be spared and I am eternally glad,
For old St. Geek and the bag of tricks that he had.

He returned to his VeeDub and opened the moon roof
And 'ere we could snap a picture to claim as our proof
He punched it and laid rubber but I did hear him say,
“Happy Holidays to all, and to all, safe upgrades!”
496  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Is OO down for anyone else? on: December 24, 2005, 03:49:53 PM
Quote from: "Daehawk"
How come no one from OO has come in to give us some info?

Excellent question...   :?
497  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Bin Laden's neice is HAWT! on: December 24, 2005, 02:44:51 PM

All I see when I look at her picture is Max Klinger.  She just doesn't do it for me.    :?
498  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Is OO down for anyone else? on: December 20, 2005, 08:39:59 PM
OK...thanks for looking.  smile
499  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Is OO down for anyone else? on: December 20, 2005, 08:36:13 PM
Just curious..I was on it a few minutes ago, and navigated over to CNN to check on the latest world happenings.  When I tried to reurn to OO, I got a popup saying that " could not be found".

500  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Richard Pryor dead at 65 on: December 10, 2005, 09:44:37 PM
CNN story
501  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Friday Fun - Picture hunt! on: December 03, 2005, 12:21:08 PM

How about a picture of me?  slywink
502  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Friday Fun - Picture hunt! on: December 03, 2005, 10:39:16 AM

How about a fliegerabwehrkanone?
503  Non-Gaming / Forum and Site Feedback / Wonky avatar problem on: December 03, 2005, 12:16:43 AM
Ahhhh.  smile
504  Non-Gaming / Forum and Site Feedback / Wonky avatar problem on: December 02, 2005, 08:30:53 PM
I just tried to change my avatar.  It is of course within the specifications listed.

If I try to upload it from my rig, I get the following:

Warning: move_uploaded_file(./images/avatars/4331371204390ae8328ac9.jpg): failed to open stream: Permission denied in /home/.maire/knight_rook/ on line 243

Warning: move_uploaded_file(): Unable to move '/tmp/phpjOkSkL' to './images/avatars/4331371204390ae8328ac9.jpg' in /home/.maire/knight_rook/ on line 243

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/.maire/knight_rook/ in /home/.maire/knight_rook/ on line 504

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/.maire/knight_rook/ in /home/.maire/knight_rook/ on line 506

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/.maire/knight_rook/ in /home/.maire/knight_rook/ on line 507

If I try to upload it from a URL, it says that it was successfully updated, but no avatar displays.

Any brilliant ideas? smile
505  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Friday Fun - Picture hunt! on: December 02, 2005, 08:22:52 PM

A sports blooper would be lovely.  smile
506  Gaming / Console / PC Gaming / Civ 4 demo on: December 01, 2005, 04:16:15 PM
I found that disabling AA on my system helped immensely.  It crawled when I first tried it.

Athlon 3400+
Nvidia 6600GT
507  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Britsh people on: November 24, 2005, 03:35:37 PM
I'm stuck in the armpit that is East Anglia.

The Brits are hardly better.  Six more months in this pseudo-third world country, and I'm gone.  

508  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: EMERGENCY! SEASON 2 on DVD! on: November 22, 2005, 06:11:42 AM
Very good news, indeed!

Perhaps they'll continue the trend and publish more of Robert Conrad in Baa Baaa Black Sheep!  biggrin
509  Non-Gaming / Trading Forum / The Official GT Trader Feedback List (updated 7/30) on: November 13, 2005, 09:23:11 AM
+1 to Greggy_D for fast payment on Falcon 4:Allied Force!
510  Non-Gaming / Trading Forum / [PC] FS: Madden 06, Guild Wars, F4: Allied Force and others on: November 12, 2005, 07:08:13 PM
YGPM, Greggy_D.
511  Non-Gaming / Trading Forum / [PC] FS: Madden 06, Guild Wars, F4: Allied Force and others on: November 09, 2005, 05:34:16 PM
Hmmm...nothing has arrived in the way of a PM.   :?
512  Non-Gaming / Trading Forum / [PC] FS: Madden 06, Guild Wars, F4: Allied Force and others on: November 07, 2005, 07:28:59 AM
Madden 06 $15
Guild Wars *sold*
F4: Allied Force *sold*
Trackmania: Sunrise $10
Silent Hunter 3 *sold*

Shipping=$3 per title...likely less for multiple titles in same package.  Will quote a price if need be...

PM if
513  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / So did Rich kill Octopus Overlords also? on: October 28, 2005, 12:51:18 PM

Classy move, LaPorte. :roll:
514  Non-Gaming / Trading Forum / Re: FS: 70+ Games Gotta Go, XB/PC/PS/PS2/DC (Now with Retsy on: October 07, 2005, 04:16:26 PM
Quote from: "Laner" me at lanedenson AT if you're interested in any of these - I may miss it if you simply reply to this thread.
515  Non-Gaming / Trading Forum / FS: Space Rangers 2 (DVD) *SOLD* on: October 06, 2005, 12:21:35 PM
I rcently acquired this through a trade, and as much as I've tried to like it, It's just not my cup of tea.

It is in perfect condition.  Manual and case are obviously included.

$25 shipped, payable via Paypal.

{Edit:  That was quick. smile }
516  Non-Gaming / Trading Forum / Never mind...n/t on: September 19, 2005, 07:04:07 PM
I said no text.  Go away.  slywink
517  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / Who will win the Super Bowl? on: August 27, 2005, 11:12:52 AM
Arizona Cardinals.  smile

It could happen.

Couldn't it?
518  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! [Impressions Added] on: August 24, 2005, 07:26:33 PM
Quote from: "Starshifter"
Hey Gromit,

I saw your post on OO for the DVD Tuesday releases.  You posted the exact wording for the intro to Emergency.  Scary thing is I have it memorized as well!  Are you a fan like me?  I know the show inside out and would love to discuss favorite episodes, characters etc.


Yes, I'm a fan, but I haven't seen the show in years, other than the occassional episode on TV-Land.  I do have fond recollections of playing with a toy Squad-51 (like a Mattell Hot Wheel) and saving all manner of idiots.  biggrin
519  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! [Impressions Added] on: August 23, 2005, 07:15:29 PM
FWIW, it comes in two separate DVD cases which slide into a more sturdy box/sleeve.  On the back of each case is a short synopsis of each episode, to include any notable guest stars.  Gage's picture graces the spine of one of the cases, and DeSoto's is on the other.

Unfortunately, there is no artwork on the DVDs themselves.  They are remarkably unremarkable.  frown
520  Non-Gaming / Off-Topic / EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! [Impressions Added] on: August 23, 2005, 04:59:20 PM
Bought my copy at 0910 GMT this morning, and I've just now been able to get home to watch it!  biggrin
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