So last week I couldn't post the NES Replay because I was a -hair- too busy. Here's last week's and this week's:

Advanced Dungeons and Dragons: Heroes of the Lance
Advanced Dungeons and Dragons: Hillsfar

You jerks are going to make me buy this.

Here's the problem:

Rayman origins- Never a big seller
Uncharted golden abyss- Decent seller
Mortal kombat- Moderate seller
Little big planet- Moderate seller (LBP2 has sold less than one million copies)
Wipeout- Seen better days
Hotshot golf- It's golf
Gravity rush- Has decent reviews, but new IPs are hard to launch on a new system
Mutant blobs etc.- Never heard of it.
Escape Plan- Same here. 
Motorstorm- Wasn't sure how well this one sold, but it sold about 3 million for the PS3.

So, yes, they have franchises, but there aren't a whole lot of world-beaters in there. That's what's doing it. It's the games, it's the games, it's the games. With any system launch, it's the games.

Vota por Romney HOY! Quizas no te va a mandar con la migra! AH HA HA! (gunshots)

Lee, I think that "full head of dark hair" you mentioned is a hat.

Dang, no wonder Ruth was so uncomfortable during the birth.

Here he is. We think he has blue eyes, but we can't quite tell yet. He looks like baby Ezio in this pic.

I'm pretty sure your baby is just as ugly as you are.

I'm glad he isn't, man. That's the last thing this world needs is TWO of us.

After all this boasting, I gotta say "Pics or it didn't happen!"

It happened!

He's already posted pictures from the conception in the adult section of this site, so it can't be that.

Trust me, NO ONE wants to see that.

I would like to apologize to anyone who thought they had the most beautiful baby in the world, because by any objective measure, Ethan Alexander Evans is now officially on to of the leaderboard.

Cute squeaky noises? We have that. A full head of dark hair? We got it right here.

So, my apologies to all pretenders to the throne. You had your chance.

I'm waiting for the GOP to put up a billboard to lure black voters that just says:

"Obama? Sheeeeeeeiiiiit."

I'll win.

Although, I'll be honest... I'm going to pass on this for a bit. First, I'm going to have a little rugrat, and that tablet controller will be EXPENSIVE to replace if he decides to put it in his mouth or poop on it. That's the only reason, though. Aside from that, love the price, love the feature set, love the integration with live TV, just dig it. 

If you're passing for a bit, you don't win (or do you?).  I'll be in at launch.

But... but... but... /cries

Well, he's my son, of course he's gonna have a big mouth.

As GT's resident Nintendo fanboy, I am  for the Deluxe one.

You and Lee might have to wrestle on the IN couch for that title.

I'll win.

Although, I'll be honest... I'm going to pass on this for a bit. First, I'm going to have a little rugrat, and that tablet controller will be EXPENSIVE to replace if he decides to put it in his mouth or poop on it. That's the only reason, though. Aside from that, love the price, love the feature set, love the integration with live TV, just dig it. 

Sweet! $100 games! SCORE!

I don't believe it was ever scheduled in the first place. I won't believe it unless you show me its long-form scheduling permit.

I hated 2010. I hated it so hard.

[2001: A Space Odyssey]

I absolutely LOVE 2001: A Space Odyssey, but I can't watch it again. Too long and barely anything happens.

Oh, wow, that does look a ton different. I'll have to track that down sometime.

That is a look of pure terror.

Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Dragonstrike

Done-zo.

[Spoiler]

Spoiler for Hiden:

Not according to Five Thirty Eight. Obama would end up with 51.8% of the popular vote, and there has never been a point on any of his graphs where the two lines have crossed, let alone touched. Nice try, though, Reince.

From Conan O'Brien's Twitter:

The Democrats are in Charlotte. Wouldn’t you know it, Bill Clinton showed up in the wrong Charlotte.

The Addams Family: Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt

Wow. I watched that for faaaaar too long.

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device … a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. “You impotent bastard,” She screamed at him, “How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: “I’ll explain the toy … you explain the kids.”

Yeah, I was a little concerned about that too. I don't like getting off on the wrong foot with people. My antagonizing days are done.

So I'm an MMO newb. I've dabbled in stuff like Maple Story and things like that, but never really taken the plunge into a "real" MMO. Would I like Guild Wars 2?

+1

The Addams Family (snap snap)

I've been intrigued by U9. Is it any good?

I'd like to think that somewhere, Buzz Aldrin is looking up and the moon and whispering, "This is for you, Neil," while punching out a moon-landing denier.

It looks cool.

Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they don't want to push the 3D too hard on this one, since they want everyone to pick it up without worrying if they can see it or not.

I dunno, it just seems like Mario overkill. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with the level design or anything, and it feels like Mario, but maybe it's just too much Mario too soon for my tastes.

NO

So who picked this up? I did, and I have to say... eh.

Yeah, I got burned by buying Jedi Knight I. It was built for Win95 and there are all these hoops you have to jump through to get it to work every single time you start it up. Do your homework and you should be fine.

Now, GOG, on the other hand...

I remember watching the Rocketeer years ago as a kid, not knowing that it was a flop and loving it, then waiting for the next Rocketeer movie to come out.

Well, 12-year-old Lee, here you go.