These guys want to protect marriage?

[Pyperkub]

So, 2 senators have their name as sponsors of a proposed amendment to the United States Constitution called the Marriage Protection Amendment

Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID) - he of the "Wide Stance" in airport bathrooms

Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) - the one caught in the DC madam's phonebook and outed by Larry Flynt

With friends like these, I guess Marriage really does need protection...

[Mr. Fed]

They'll get to it right after the Bob Packwood Memorial Sexual Harassment Act of 2008, the Edward Kennedy Transportation Safety Amendment of 2008, and the Trent Lott Racial Harmony Proclamation.

[warning]

And the Dan Quayle Literacy Foundation.

[Biyobi]

This looks like fun!

the Dick Cheney Freedom of Information Amendment

[Shkspr]

Given Senator Craig's previous alleged affairs with men, isn't it possible that his opposition to gay marriage is not hypocrisy, but just a fear of commitment?