The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time

[unbreakable]

The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time

OMG, this is just too funny.

[denoginizer]

They sure as hell got #1 right.

[Calvin]

They sure as hell got #1 right.

I haven't clicked the link, but let's guess. Teddy Roosevelt? SHOCKER.

[unbreakable]

They sure as hell got #1 right.

I haven't clicked the link, but let's guess. Teddy Roosevelt? SHOCKER.

It's not what is said, it's how it's said:

Checking Teddy Roosevelt's resume is like reading a How-To guide on ass-kicking manliness.  He was a cattle rancher, a deputy sheriff, an explorer, a police commissioner, the assistant Secretary of the Navy, the governor of New York, and a war hero. Out of all of his jobs, hobbies and passions, Roosevelt always had a special spot in his heart for unadulterated violence.

[whiteboyskim]

The entire description of Jackson is gold but this clinches it:

The guns were inspected afterwards and it was discovered that they were in perfect working order, leading some historians to believe that it was an odds-defying "miracle" that Jackson survived, while we're pretty sure that the bullets, like everyone else, were simply scared of Jackson.

Thanks for posting that.

[Calvin]

Ok I admit it, I was wrong-this was funny as shit. I think Jack Kennedy is kinda meh on that list. I mean, no Grant? Really? But ok, other than that good deal.

[Daehawk]

Theres a link there for The Sacred Undergarments

[unbreakable]

Theres a link there for The Sacred Undergarments

I loved the first question there:

Mr. THE Guy Says:

February 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Here’s a question: Do you have to be Mormon for the sacred undergarments to work?

[Grundbegriff]

Can't stop laughing at this:

Teddy Roosevelt, a split second before spitting in the invisible
face of death, and pimp slapping it with his tiny neck-hand.

[Orgull]

Now that is funny! 

[Moliere]

The entire description of Jackson is gold but this clinches it:

The guns were inspected afterwards and it was discovered that they were in perfect working order, leading some historians to believe that it was an odds-defying "miracle" that Jackson survived, while we're pretty sure that the bullets, like everyone else, were simply scared of Jackson.

Thanks for posting that.

Jackson's Badass Quote:

"I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun."

That's right. In a life rich with murdering people for little-to-no reason, Jackson's only regret was that he didn't kill quite enough people.