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« on: March 29, 2008, 01:09:23 AM »

The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time

OMG, this is just too funny.
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2008, 01:41:50 AM »

They sure as hell got #1 right.

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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 06:17:51 AM »

Quote from: denoginizer on March 29, 2008, 01:41:50 AM

They sure as hell got #1 right.


I haven't clicked the link, but let's guess. Teddy Roosevelt? SHOCKER.
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2008, 07:05:55 AM »

Quote from: Calvin on March 29, 2008, 06:17:51 AM

Quote from: denoginizer on March 29, 2008, 01:41:50 AM

They sure as hell got #1 right.


I haven't clicked the link, but let's guess. Teddy Roosevelt? SHOCKER.

It's not what is said, it's how it's said:

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Checking Teddy Roosevelt's resume is like reading a How-To guide on ass-kicking manliness.  He was a cattle rancher, a deputy sheriff, an explorer, a police commissioner, the assistant Secretary of the Navy, the governor of New York, and a war hero. Out of all of his jobs, hobbies and passions, Roosevelt always had a special spot in his heart for unadulterated violence.
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 04:44:11 PM »

The entire description of Jackson is gold but this clinches it:

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The guns were inspected afterwards and it was discovered that they were in perfect working order, leading some historians to believe that it was an odds-defying "miracle" that Jackson survived, while we're pretty sure that the bullets, like everyone else, were simply scared of Jackson.

Thanks for posting that. smile
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 07:03:38 PM »

Ok I admit it, I was wrong-this was funny as shit. I think Jack Kennedy is kinda meh on that list. I mean, no Grant? Really? But ok, other than that good deal.
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 08:38:17 PM »

Theres a link there for The Sacred Undergarments
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 09:34:05 PM »

Quote from: Daehawk on March 31, 2008, 08:38:17 PM

Theres a link there for The Sacred Undergarments

I loved the first question there:

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February 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Here’s a question: Do you have to be Mormon for the sacred undergarments to work?
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2008, 12:41:54 AM »


Can't stop laughing at this:
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Teddy Roosevelt, a split second before spitting in the invisible
face of death, and pimp slapping it with his tiny neck-hand.
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 09:46:24 PM »

Now that is funny!  icon_lol
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 10:35:20 PM »

Quote from: whiteboyskim on March 29, 2008, 04:44:11 PM

The entire description of Jackson is gold but this clinches it:

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The guns were inspected afterwards and it was discovered that they were in perfect working order, leading some historians to believe that it was an odds-defying "miracle" that Jackson survived, while we're pretty sure that the bullets, like everyone else, were simply scared of Jackson.

Thanks for posting that. smile


Jackson's Badass Quote:

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"I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun."

That's right. In a life rich with murdering people for little-to-no reason, Jackson's only regret was that he didn't kill quite enough people.
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