How can a lawyer, of all people, not know golf terminology? Shouldn't you be shmoozing potential clients out on the course, billing other clients for your time and greens fees? It's like you aren't even trying!
I swear, you and Guido are out to destroy the traditions of the legal profession.
And as a side note, how many others here were surprised that the 14 y.o. turned out to be female? I mean, the guy is a Republican after all.