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« on: November 14, 2012, 06:42:50 PM »

After reading more about how multiple four star generals were brought down in a scandal the last few days, I've come to realize that the greatest threat to our country is not external.  It's not terrorists.  It's not jihadists.  It's not China or Russia...

...it's bored housewives. 

We NEED to get this contained, folks. 

Ideas?
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2012, 06:50:07 PM »

And my thread was locked, you loon.
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2012, 06:54:03 PM »

Just for that name calling incident, you're no longer being considered as a candidate for my elite task force called "Sexy, Sexy Soldiers" that I was going to deploy to the perimeters of all military bases near civilian populations to act as a "Horny Firewall" to prevent further instances of bored cougars attacking our generals. 

However, I'm betting a place can be found for you in the "Fluffer Brigade".
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2012, 07:37:46 PM »

I think we are all a bit bored today or something.  Can't we all get get along?

Anyway, there is nothing here to warrent locking the thread and I would love it if we kept it that way, thanks.

Now a picture of my hero


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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2012, 07:45:07 PM »

I created this thread for frivolity, not partisanship.  Even my reply to eco is absurd. 
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2012, 05:24:48 PM »

How are we to distinguish that from the REST of your posts?
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2012, 05:32:44 PM »

Hopefully, i'm done with getting TOO serious.
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2012, 06:37:24 PM »

Quote from: farley2k on November 14, 2012, 07:37:46 PM

I think we are all a bit bored today or something.  Can't we all get get along?

Anyway, there is nothing here to warrent locking the thread and I would love it if we kept it that way, thanks.

Now a picture of my hero




stop posting pics of yourself doing lame ass Jon Stewart impersonations! Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2012, 12:17:36 AM »

I think the greatest threat to your country is Yoga pants made in any size above medium.
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2012, 12:20:45 AM »

Quote from: hepcat on November 15, 2012, 05:32:44 PM

Hopefully, i'm done with getting TOO serious.

you need more props.
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2012, 02:55:24 AM »

Quote from: Purge on November 15, 2012, 05:24:48 PM

How are we to distinguish that from the REST of your posts?

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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2012, 02:39:56 PM »



I'm a doctor, damn it!  Not a Fortune Teller!
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2012, 03:00:32 AM »

"Bones..his leg....is broken"

"DAMN IT JIM!  I'm a doctor not...oh...uh....let me get right on that."
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2012, 06:01:11 AM »

Post in reference to thread title.

The Fed printing $45 Billion dollars a month and buying US Govt treasuries guaranteed to jack up inflation while everyone's taxes go up at the same time.  I am really glad everyone else re-elected Obama. Roll Eyes

Please - look up the Weimar Republic, 1970s England, and 1990s Yugoslavia.  Those all happened relatively recently and tried to print their way out of debt without controlling spending.  Our current govt keeps on trying to print their way out of debt while not having passed ONE SINGLE BUDGET since Obama took office - even in his first two years when Democrats controlled both the House and the Senate.  WHERE WAS THE OUTCRY THEN???  Had it been a Republican President with Both houses and no budget, everyone would have known about it.

Heck, the latest nonsense - just prior to the election, Obama proposed a budget which NO ONE in either the House or the Senate voted for, because it was ridiculously over the top.  So, now, Obama essentially handed the SAME PROPOSAL to Repubs to solve the fiscal cliff debate????

Go on  - just keep enjoying the Obama "freebies" which every tax payer is actually paying for and will be paying more for shortly.
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2012, 07:15:28 AM »

SIX HUNDRED AND FUCKING FORTY NINE POKEMON?!!

BULLSHIT.

There are 151. Just 151. It ends with fucking Mew and Mewtwo. PERIOD.

What, somehow these other 498 Pokemon were just on other fucking islands or some shit?!

BULLSHIT.

You ever heard of fucking migratory birds?!  You think a fucking Wingull couldn't find its way to fucking Kanto region?!

BULLSHIT.

And don't even get me started on Steel type. Just fucking come on already. It's bad enough to try and make up a fucking new type that shouldn't fucking exist, but to retcon your bullshit new type into fucking Magnemite and Magneton?!

FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Post in reference to previous out of the blue rampage.
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« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2012, 06:45:50 PM »

I actually started to type a reply to this last night before deciding that I should go to bed rather than waste my time feeding a troll. It was already 2 am, after all, and I couldn't top wonderpug. I know that there are supposedly people out there who believe the wackiest Republican venom, but to actually see one is rare.
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« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2012, 07:23:19 PM »

Quote from: wonderpug on December 30, 2012, 07:15:28 AM

SIX HUNDRED AND FUCKING FORTY NINE POKEMON?!!

BULLSHIT.

There are 151. Just 151. It ends with fucking Mew and Mewtwo. PERIOD.

What, somehow these other 498 Pokemon were just on other fucking islands or some shit?!

BULLSHIT.

You ever heard of fucking migratory birds?!  You think a fucking Wingull couldn't find its way to fucking Kanto region?!

BULLSHIT.

And don't even get me started on Steel type. Just fucking come on already. It's bad enough to try and make up a fucking new type that shouldn't fucking exist, but to retcon your bullshit new type into fucking Magnemite and Magneton?!

FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Post in reference to previous out of the blue rampage.

Best....post....yet.  My hat is off to you, sir.
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