Twitter is having some fun with this. Here are a few choice examples:
People say Ann drives two Cadillacs & that's not fair. She has her own drivers.
Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled masses.. I'd like to tell them to take some personal responsibility for their lives.
A president has to multitask. Mr Obama can only debate me. But I am debating Mr Obama & several former selves.
Of course I've known hardship. One time I had to clean my terrified dog's diarrhea off my windshield.
OK, fine. I've never had a Zinger. But I do know the owner of Hostess.