Know your Jackass

[Knightshade Dragon]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/22/83752/893/194/638476

Seriously....how about making sure your party totem is on your "Presidential Scarf O' Freedom!!!"   Does she not have a handler that should have caught that?   

"Oh I like the scarf ohyeayoubetchafolksywisdom." 

November can't get here fast enough.

[Hiccup]

In all fairness, Elephants are anti-american.

[Knightshade Dragon]

In all fairness, Elephants are anti-american.

Terrorist fist-bumping socialists, every one of em.   

[YellowKing]

Those are not donkeys, those are mooses. (After skinning and antler removal).

[Hiccup]

If one were to further analyze that scarf, some donkeys are wearing stars, while the others stripes.  Closer inspection may reveal that the donkeys wearing stars are only sporting 49.  If we get even closlier, that garment itself was probably made in Canada.

She may be more cunning than we realize. 

We can conclude that Gov. Palin does in fact want to Alaska to succeed from the union (again, notice the 1 large star in the foreground alone, representing Alaska).  With America entrenched in desert style warfare, we may be unequipped to make the push into the frozen north, ala the Nazi push into Soviet Russia circa 1940's.  The scarf, being made in Canada, means that she has been in talks with them all along to block any attempts for the military to step foot on Canadian soil.  Any move made towards Alaska would have to be made by sea.

Now, we may have taken Palin's foreign relations with Russia too lightheartedly, as they would be more than willing to lend their naval support of a free Alaska and it's oil reserves.

[TiLT]

You Americans should nuke Alaska from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[cheeba]

You Americans should nuke Alaska from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

No way. Then there wouldn't be any America's Deadliest Catch.

[YellowKing]

I think Palin *is* America's Deadliest Catch. Hey-ooooooooo! Be sure to tip your waitress.