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kratz
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« on: November 25, 2008, 06:41:30 PM »

Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 06:49:40 PM »

simple.  just before her jaw heals up, hit it with a hammer. 
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 06:56:52 PM »

Consider yourself hired.
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 07:01:20 PM »

That's what she gets for trying to swallow her prey whole.
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 07:24:40 PM »

You gotta wonder who hit her...

Hopefully it heals so that she can't speak properly and can't do TV anymore....

Her boyfriend/Husband/other must be really happy......
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 07:34:05 PM »

Quote from: kratz on November 25, 2008, 06:56:52 PM

Consider yourself hired.

i accept the position, for the good of humanity.

i accept stacks of unmarked $20 bills as payment.  i will purchase one new hammer for each 're-adjustment', or one can be provided for me. 
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 08:22:36 PM »

We're going to equip you in style, sir.  No mere hammer will do.  It's titanium crowbars for you!

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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 09:37:26 PM »

i will grow out a goateee at once, and find some swanky new glasses as well. 

the crowbars are a nice bonus.  thank you sirs.
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