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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2011, 07:39:24 PM » |
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You know, I've been looking for a good cult. I should check these guys out.
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2011, 10:33:57 PM » |
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You know, I've been looking for a good cult. I should check these guys out.
remember last time you joined a cult? all you did was complain about the paper pants chafing your willy. |
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2011, 02:22:49 PM » |
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"Willy" was what I used to call my "Staff of Lesser Fortitude -1"  |
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2011, 03:20:36 PM » |
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"I AM JESUS. DEAL WITH IT" LOL
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2011, 05:00:02 PM » |
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Why doesn't anyone ever try to discredit these kinds of people by asking them what their real name is? If they say Jesus, you've just proven that they're full of shit. The name Jesus is the result of translations through multiple languages throughout the times. Hell, the letter J didn't even exist at the time! The real name was closer to something like Ieshua.
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2011, 05:07:39 PM » |
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I thought it was Hey-Zeus.
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2011, 05:12:56 PM » |
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I thought it was Hey-Zeus.
I like your theory better.  |
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2011, 06:35:41 PM » |
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Why doesn't anyone ever try to discredit these kinds of people by asking them what their real name is? If they say Jesus, you've just proven that they're full of shit. The name Jesus is the result of translations through multiple languages throughout the times. Hell, the letter J didn't even exist at the time! The real name was closer to something like Ieshua.
If you honestly believe that someone who seriously believes they are a divine being sent from heaven and made flesh on earth is going to suddenly say, "Welp, you got me!" when confronted over the fact they are using a long i in their name instead of a short one, i've got some land to sell ya in a swamp.  Sincerely, Xenu |
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2011, 09:06:31 PM » |
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I'm always curious whether these religious charlatans truly believe their own act, or if it's consciously a cynical ploy for money, women, and power. Do you suppose this guy really does think he's Jesus?
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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2011, 09:11:49 PM » |
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I'm always curious whether these religious charlatans truly believe their own act, or if it's consciously a cynical ploy for money, women, and power. Do you suppose this guy really does think he's Jesus?
Mental illness does exist so I would imagine there has been more than a few that believe their own hype. Why they haven't been committed is beyond me, though. |
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2011, 01:22:15 AM » |
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Why doesn't anyone ever try to discredit these kinds of people by asking them what their real name is? If they say Jesus, you've just proven that they're full of shit. The name Jesus is the result of translations through multiple languages throughout the times. Hell, the letter J didn't even exist at the time! The real name was closer to something like Ieshua.
In the beginning of that clip (or maybe another about him), they say his name is Joshua ben Joseph which was likely Jesus' real name. He has answered all your doubts - he must really be Jesus! |
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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2011, 07:04:45 AM » |
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Why doesn't anyone ever try to discredit these kinds of people by asking them what their real name is? If they say Jesus, you've just proven that they're full of shit. The name Jesus is the result of translations through multiple languages throughout the times. Hell, the letter J didn't even exist at the time! The real name was closer to something like Ieshua.
In the beginning of that clip (or maybe another about him), they say his name is Joshua ben Joseph which was likely Jesus' real name. He has answered all your doubts - he must really be Jesus! I'm sold! Where do I sign up? |
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2011, 07:56:33 AM » |
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Would be fun if he really *was* jesus.
I mean, imagine having to be jesus in our time? Lockup in mental institutions and police surveillance would be the least of his problems.
I don't think we are ready for it.
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2011, 12:21:26 AM » |
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Ain't this how them Mormons got started?
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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2011, 01:48:29 AM » |
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Holy frak, Gaius Baltar is jesus!  |
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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2011, 02:20:16 PM » |
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Would be fun if he really *was* jesus.
I mean, imagine having to be jesus in our time? Lockup in mental institutions and police surveillance would be the least of his problems.
I don't think we are ready for it.
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« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2011, 02:34:44 PM » |
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Everyone loves a great martyrdom, and 2000 years later we're still talking about His!  |
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« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2011, 02:40:58 PM » |
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Would be fun if he really *was* jesus.
I mean, imagine having to be jesus in our time? Lockup in mental institutions and police surveillance would be the least of his problems.
I don't think we are ready for it.
I think the whole "miracle" thing would solve that problem. And if Jesus can't do miracles, then what the fuck are Christians waiting for his second coming for? Goodness Sir, we're in the presence of Jesus! Watch your frakking language! Forgive his sins as he knows no better.  Amen. |
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Would be fun if he really *was* jesus.
I mean, imagine having to be jesus in our time? Lockup in mental institutions and police surveillance would be the least of his problems.
I don't think we are ready for it.
I think the whole "miracle" thing would solve that problem. And if Jesus can't do miracles, then what the fuck are Christians waiting for his second coming for? Jesus without miracles is like U2 without the Joshua Tree. It's hard to give a shit.  |
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