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« on: April 05, 2008, 08:18:30 PM »

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/zombiestrippers/trailer/

uhhh...
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 09:30:54 PM »

I got 'nothin
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2008, 10:00:29 PM »

Seriously....they have to be running out of ideas...
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2008, 10:05:06 PM »

Come on Jenna get back to what your good at.  This is not a step in the right direction. 
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2008, 10:12:23 PM »

wow no kidding - what freakin' movie was i JUST watching that had a preview for this in the preview section??? damnit its going to drive me nuts!

and yea, everyone with me had the same reaction - from "that was awesomely bad" to "are you f@%$ing kidding me? really???"
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2008, 12:08:45 AM »

that's going into the Netflix queue.
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2008, 01:33:22 AM »

Hey you got your Zombies in my stripper movie!

Hey you got your strippers in my Zombie movie!

Hmmm...

Yuck, nope that wasn't good...I wonder if Jenna will be eating a girl in this movie.
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2008, 02:19:08 PM »

"worldwide media sensation"?  Is that what they're calling it these days?
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 06:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Doopri on April 05, 2008, 10:12:23 PM

wow no kidding - what freakin' movie was i JUST watching that had a preview for this in the preview section??? damnit its going to drive me nuts!

It was on the Resident Evil: Extinction DVD. The trailer had us bawling at the deadpan line "They're zombies", "No, they're strippers", "They're zombie strippers." That trailer was better then the whole RE:E film, which probably isn't saying too much but at least this one is attempting to be bad.
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2008, 07:01:38 PM »

I saw the red band trailer today and I saw something that I didn't see in the general audience trailer, other than Jenna Jameson covering her jubblies with her forearm.

There's a part where a group of non-infected people are standing getting their guns ready and such.  One of them asks, "what about the girls?  They're good girls."  An oh-so-stereotypical Mexican character named Pancho, I believe, interjects, "they're strippers!"  Another adds, "They're zombies!"  And finally, a stripper-looking girl says, in all her b-movie glory, "They're Zombie Strippers!"

I probably saw the best part of the movie right there.  Other than the zombie jubblies, of course.
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2008, 07:33:03 PM »

Day 1, I'm even camping out in my zombie makeup.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2008, 04:04:32 PM »

Just watched it...

My opinion is that it was pure


Taken as an intentionally B (or C or even D) movie, I enjoyed it. Reminds me of the stuff they used to show at the drive-ins at the end of the season.

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« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2008, 05:20:27 AM »

Gotta be better than "Teetheek

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« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2008, 01:03:23 PM »

Quote from: chaosraven on June 15, 2008, 05:20:27 AM

Gotta be better than "Teetheek


Mmmmmm....Yeah, I suppose you're right about that icon_confused
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« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2008, 05:12:58 PM »

That's funny, my tattooist and I had brought up vagina dentata during a conversation a month or two back.

Don't ask how it came up in conversation as it would take way too long to explain and wouldn't be worth the payoff.
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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2008, 06:33:56 PM »

Quote from: chaosraven on June 15, 2008, 05:20:27 AM

Gotta be better than "Teetheek



This has actually being advertised on the front page of my Xbox 360 for a couple days.  And I don't even watch horror films. 
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« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2008, 12:13:50 AM »

Teeth was one of the best horror movies of 2007, actually it was in my top 10 movies of the year.
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« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2008, 05:14:33 AM »

That must have been where I saw the preview, the new resident evil dvd previews. I remember going into blockbuster 2 or so months ago and asked if they had Zombie Strippers. The girl behind the counter looked at me funny, thinking I was joking or something. I said seriously, do you have zombie strippers? She didn't even bother to check her computer before telling me "Sir, we don't rent those kind of movies." Even though I felt like calling her on it, I just left it at that instead.
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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2008, 05:48:53 AM »

Quote from: El-Producto on June 16, 2008, 12:13:50 AM

Teeth was one of the best horror movies of 2007, actually it was in my top 10 movies of the year.

Did they actually show her vagina with teeth in it?

If not, fiwwvs.

(film is worthless without vagina shot)
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