Okaaaay...I guess I'm neither drunk nor bored enough yet to find either funny. I'll try again later though.
don't bother, my guess is that you will never find them funny.
not an insult, just a fact that everyone has different tastes in humor.
however, if that were a clip from Mama's Family or Small Wonder and you were raving about how funny it was, I'd be forced to slap you.