Would you rather battle...

[TheMissingLink]

A werewolf, or a vampire?

Easy question, you say, DUH, VAMPIRE, even if you lose, you gain eternal life!

Not so fast...in this scenario, if the WEREWOLF bites you, YOU become a werewolf and are given eternal life.

Granted, if you smoked 'em before they bit you, you'd totally win the battle...so yeah, think this question through, folks.  Sort of a, who do you think you could defeat + who would you rather become if you did happen to lose...

I go with vampire.  If I DIDN'T win the battle and was bit, I'd totally be all for hot gothic vampire ladies.  I think a werewolf would be a harder fight, as well.

[Nth Power]

Vampire!   I think the status of "Vampire Killer" is greater than "Werewolf Killer".  It sounds cooler anyways.

Should I happen to lose, I'd rather become a sexy vampire.  I don't want to become a hairy wolfman howling at the moon.  Vampires get all the ladies.

[Ascendent]

To fight against, both are tough. I mean a werewolf will track your shit down and go all savage on your ass. But a silver bullet will take care of that bitch, but ya gotta hit.

As for the vampire tracking that bitch down during the day is the way to go. Otherwise super strong, super fast, the whole bat thing. Plus he/she has the smarts unless your dealing with a newbie vampire then thats a gimmie kill.

[Arkon]

Werewolf all the day long, of course it would have to be the werewolves of the white wolf RPG, none of the pansy hollywood werewolves that just bark at the moon.  I would intentionally loose just so I could become a werewolf.

[CeeKay]

I chose option 3.  Yes, I dared to do it.  Wanna make something about it?

[CrayolaSmoker]

Honestly, of the options given, battling a naked Ellen Pompeo is the clear winner.  Oil her up and have a nice little wrestling match...

If I have to choose from the gothic monsters, I'd probably choose werewolf.  I'd get to be me MOST of the time and still enjoy the sunshine.  Granted, I'd have to coordinate my work schedule with the lunar calendar to keep from going all RARRR on the patients...

[Purge]

I love the sun.

[dbt1949]

I'd go with the werewolf. If I'd become one I would go and pee on people's furniture and bushes and stuff when I wasn't hungry.

[ATB]

I would rather fight a werewolf.

I would rather lose to a vampire.

I would totally hit all the clubs, party all night long, become a legend of the night.

Why do I think of Vamp when I think of TML as a vampire?

Offshoot questions:

1. I remember reading the original Dracula, by Bram Stoker and being blown away by the guy's ability to narrate. What a helluva good book that was. Has anyone read it?

2. Does becoming a vampire automatically make you evil?  I mean besides the whole killing people and sucking their blood. Do you automatically become evil?  Or could you be a 'good vampire' and only eat criminals or something?  Also, if we were putting this into D&D terms, are vampires considered lawful evil or chaotic evil?

[Ascendent]

I would rather fight a werewolf.

I would rather lose to a vampire.

I would totally hit all the clubs, party all night long, become a legend of the night.

Why do I think of Vamp when I think of TML as a vampire?

Offshoot questions:

1. I remember reading the original Dracula, by Bram Stoker and being blown away by the guy's ability to narrate. What a helluva good book that was. Has anyone read it?

2. Does becoming a vampire automatically make you evil?  I mean besides the whole killing people and sucking their blood. Do you automatically become evil?  Or could you be a 'good vampire' and only eat criminals or something?  Also, if we were putting this into D&D terms, are vampires considered lawful evil or chaotic evil?

All depends on the vamp I suppose and how they were in life. For example last I remember Strahd (Dreadlord in Ravenloft) Lawful Evil. They run the spectrum I guess.

[corruptrelic]

Depends on what the vampire looks like.
Does she look anything like Kate Beckinsale dressed in tight leather in Underworld? I'd battle her (preferably nude in warm oil) and if I meet my demise, then so be it.. at least I went out in a blaze of erotic glory!

ATB you'd have to watch Blade (either the movies or the new tv series) supposedly there are "good vampires". Don't know if I buy it though there's been so many twists on vampires in the movies that the tradition has pretty much just been washed away.

[ATB]

I saw blade, but i didn't know if that counted as 'official' vampire lore.

[stiffler]

I've seen a lot of vampire and werewolf movies.  If I am not mistaken they usually go on and kill whatever gets in their way, not stopping to turn noobs onto the whole "children of the night" fun parade.

But if this is a question of what I'd rather be turned into I'm totally going vampire.  I already prefer the night owl thing and hate the sun so I'm already half there.  I just don't see a lot of upside to the werewolf thing.

[TheMissingLink]

"Blade" is an incredibly shitty movie and whoever says otherwise is crazy in the membrane.

[Austin]

"Blade" is an incredibly shitty movie and whoever says otherwise is crazy in the membrane.

I enjoyed the first two.  

[dbt1949]

"Blade" is an incredibly shitty movie and whoever says otherwise is crazy in the membrane.

What's your point?  :?

[walTer]

vampire, duh!!!

[TheMissingLink]

"Blade" is an incredibly shitty movie and whoever says otherwise is crazy in the membrane.

I enjoyed the first two.  

YOU'RE CRAZY!

[depward]

I would definately fight a vampire over a werewolf.  I would rather be bitten in the neck than have my face scratched off.  Plus, becoming a vampire wouldn't be so bad, in fact, I think it would be kinda cool  

[EngineNo9]

Why give an option you don't want people to choose?  

If you knock out Ellen Pompeo, I would become an immortal werewolf because you're basically restricted to a short, predictable time table of when you will go nuts.  As a vampire you are totally restricted by what you can't do (sunlight, garlic, holy water, etc) or having to constantly have a supply of blood at your disposal.

[Ascendent]

Hmm are we talking about losing a fight to...or fighting to win? Because if I'm fighting to lose I'm opting for Ellen whatsherface. A serious battle then, werewolf at least you know when to expect them.

[dbt1949]

Do werewolves ever die of old age?

[EngineNo9]

Do werewolves ever die of old age?

It was established in the first post that for the sake of argument both werewolves and vampires would have eternal life.

[dbt1949]

For the purposes of this thread I understand. I meant in real life/folklore type of stuff.  :wink:

[CeeKay]

Looks like a naked Ellen Pompeo FTW!!!

[Purge]

I've seen a lot of vampire and werewolf movies.  If I am not mistaken they usually go on and kill whatever gets in their way, not stopping to turn noobs onto the whole "children of the night" fun parade.

But if this is a question of what I'd rather be turned into I'm totally going vampire.  I already prefer the night owl thing and hate the sun so I'm already half there.  I just don't see a lot of upside to the werewolf thing.

Ever see Dog Soldiers? You can get hot Werewolf chicks too.

[stiffler]

Ever see Dog Soldiers? You can get hot Werewolf chicks too.

Vampire chicks are FREAKS!  Vampirism apparently has the bonus side effect of turning women into kinky nymphomaniacs.  Through exhaustive research into this phenomenon I've taken the liberty of bumping this from theory to law.  It's a universal cinematic truth.

Do I want yucky dog women?  If I did I'd hit up the pound.  Now that I've planted that little seed we all know where you are headed this weekend. :wink: