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« on: February 21, 2006, 01:04:05 AM »

Date Movie.

I got suckered into seeing it last night and it is absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen.  It was actually painful to watch this trainwreck.

Making matters worse was the fact that the writer/director felt it necessary to inflict his monstrosities against cinema comdy upon the viewer multiple times by shoveling the same lame and unfunny scenes at the viewer multiple times  via flashbacks.

A small part of me has died after watching this movie.
I now have less faith in humanity than before.
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2006, 01:08:01 AM »

I like when this thread pops up!

It used to be 8MM for me until The Day After Tomorrow.

Good God that sucked.
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2006, 01:13:22 AM »

Worst movie of all time for me is a tie between Shakespeare In Love and A.I. Only two movies I've ever walked out of.
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2006, 01:14:31 AM »

seen all of those - and agree 100% on their suck-worthiness.

Date Movie was worse.
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2006, 01:23:41 AM »

Vice Squad, that Clown movie with Kevin Smith's cameo (Vulgar or something) and for high prod values I'd say Original Sin and Deep Blue Sea.
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2006, 01:33:57 AM »

8MM is right up there near the top for me, but Beloved and Van Helsing are two flicks that I wish I could kill someone for making. Ditto The Thin Red Line.
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2006, 01:43:19 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2006, 01:46:29 AM »

Napoleon Dynamite
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2006, 01:50:30 AM »

A tie:

Striptease
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Armageddon

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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2006, 01:52:05 AM »

I liked Van Helsing.  Pretty decent if you aren't looking for Citizen Kane, and it had a nice twist on blending all the classic Hollywood horror characters together (in a League of Extraordinary Gentleman kind of way).

And "8mm" was, IMO, a great movie.  Seriously deranged, but great.  Not that I will probably watch it again, but for me, most dramas are a one or two view deal anyway.


I can't remember the name of the movie, but it had some stupid frat kids going camping, and catching some really messed up disease off some guy they killed.  One of the guys just ended up killing everything in sight, til he got gunned down by some police, and falling into the town's water supply.  One of the girls in it was VERY hot, btw.  I had to fast forward through it, since it was so annoying, and afterward I really wished I could have gotten that 45 minutes of my life back.
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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2006, 01:55:39 AM »

I. Couldn't. STAND. Tomb Raider.

I think Angelina Jolie is fucking gorgeous, and I still couln't make it past a half an hour or so. And I have a pretty high tollerance for bad movies.
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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2006, 01:57:26 AM »

Cocktail.

The one and only film I've walked out on.
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2006, 01:57:40 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2006, 02:09:02 AM »

Broken Flowers was not only slow, boring and painful to watch, but it now makes me dislike Bill Murray.  Talk about a waste of my LIFE.
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2006, 02:13:21 AM »

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I. Couldn't. STAND. Tomb Raider.

I kind of liked the first one, but the sequel was a piece of crap.
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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2006, 02:19:27 AM »

What was so bad about 8MM? It has been a while, but I don't remember it sucking, it was reall uncomfortable in some parts, though.
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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2006, 02:34:19 AM »

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Armageddon


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and Solarbabies.
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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2006, 03:12:38 AM »

Has anyone seen 'Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.' with David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury?

A war crimes council was convened in Geneva after this monstrosity was released.  Uwe Boll actually said 'my god, someone made a worse movie than I could ever possibly make!'  There was talk in the Muslim world to forgive Christianity for the Crusades and declare a Jihad on the director instead.  Did I mention it sucked ass like a 2 bit drunken whore recovering from a 4 day cocaine binge?
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« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2006, 03:27:29 AM »

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Has anyone seen 'Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.' with David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury?
i saw that it was on cable the other night and wanted to check it out, purely out of morbid curiousity but forgot to change the channel at the appropriate time.

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« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2006, 03:31:17 AM »

The updated Rollerball (w/ LL Cool J).
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« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2006, 04:37:28 AM »

Contact-what a freaking borefest

Charlie's Angel's-gee, let's give these three girls superpowers FOR NO GOOD REASON!  :roll:

Batman-the one with Keaton and Jack Nicholson  thumbsdown
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« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2006, 04:47:09 AM »

I've never understood the hate for Armageddon - I really enjoyed that movie and it made me cry a little bit!
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« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2006, 04:57:47 AM »

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Batman-the one with Keaton and Jack Nicholson  thumbsdown


You sir are dead to me.  I can understand having trouble with stomaching Keaton as Batman, but Nicholsons Joker will never be beaten.  Never!
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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2006, 06:34:13 AM »

I like Mark Hamill's Joker better, at least the voice anyway.  slywink
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« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2006, 06:51:35 AM »

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I can't remember the name of the movie, but it had some stupid frat kids going camping, and catching some really messed up disease off some guy they killed.  One of the guys just ended up killing everything in sight, til he got gunned down by some police, and falling into the town's water supply.  One of the girls in it was VERY hot, btw.  I had to fast forward through it, since it was so annoying, and afterward I really wished I could have gotten that 45 minutes of my life back.


Cabin Fever I believe
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« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2006, 08:04:18 AM »

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Cabin Fever I believe


OMFG.  Hands down:

WORST MOVIE EVAR



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You sir are dead to me.  I can understand having trouble with stomaching Keaton as Batman, but Nicholsons Joker will never be beaten.  Never!


True dat.

Keaton sucks, but Jack made the film.
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« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2006, 08:08:13 AM »

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Broken Flowers was not only slow, boring and painful to watch, but it now makes me dislike Bill Murray.  Talk about a waste of my LIFE.


How is that any different than Lost in Translation?

Anyway, I'd have to say the worst movie I have ever seen is Freddy Got Fingered.
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« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2006, 09:08:39 AM »

Freddy Got Fingered is DEFINITELY a worthy candidate.

Broken Flowers was just SO very uninteresting.  At least Lost in Translation had a very strong (new) actress and an interesting location.
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« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2006, 12:57:56 PM »

Cabin Fever
Contact
Solaris (the new one, never seen the old one)

All three actively pissed me off while I was watching them. Just horrible, horrible movies.
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« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2006, 01:10:22 PM »

I forgot to add Lost In Translation!!

I got it and it sucked!
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« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2006, 02:02:40 PM »

Bah, Wing Commander! This piece of shit made my eyes bleed

Scary Movie 3 - part 1 was funny.  Heck part 2 was mildly amusing, but part 3 was enough to make you puke
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« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2006, 02:36:37 PM »

Snow Falling on Cedars... damn that movie was slow.

I liked Contact, Shakespeare in Love and Lost in Translation.

That said, I have never walked out on a movie before. Generally I make really sure I want to see a film before going.
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« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2006, 02:38:55 PM »

The Notebook.  Hands down.  It's one of the only movies to make me cringe regularly.
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« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2006, 03:23:57 PM »

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I forgot to add Lost In Translation!!

I got it and it sucked!


You're dead to me.
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« Reply #34 on: February 21, 2006, 03:26:46 PM »

I am sorry Uwe Bol's Alone in the Dark was by far worse than anything mentioned yet
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« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2006, 03:51:51 PM »

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I am sorry Uwe Bol's Alone in the Dark was by far worse than anything mentioned yet


I'm sorry, but nothing is worse then Cabin Fever. For gods sake, the guys version of a mercy kill is bashing her head in with a shovel. Not, you know, using the rifle that's two feet away!

Let's also not forget that the last 10 minutes is a shot for shot rip off of a much better horror movie.
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« Reply #36 on: February 21, 2006, 03:56:28 PM »

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Then this is the ghost of Devil saying it still sucked!   :wink:
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« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2006, 05:04:47 PM »

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I've never understood the hate for Armageddon - I really enjoyed that movie and it made me cry a little bit!

You are what is wrong with the world. Yes, you are the kind of person that lets Jerry Bruckheimer think it's okay to keep releasing his movies.
Although the Bruck did a great job with Pirates of the Caribean.
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« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2006, 05:17:14 PM »

The Thin Red Line is the only movie I've ever stood up to walk out of and fireball pulled me back down saying that if something cool happened in the last half hour then we'd have to watch it all over again and neither of us wanted that. He had a good point, though nothing cool ever happened in that crapfest.

Here's a Bruce Willis troika: "Four Rooms", "Last Man Standing", and "The Jackal".
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« Reply #39 on: February 21, 2006, 05:18:44 PM »

Bruce Willis was in 4 Rooms?
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