So I get this oversized box today at my office address. Unfortunately it's covered in giant, hand drawn hearts, looks like a belated Valentine's Day gift from a secret admirer and has a return address with a man's name. I open it up and find a 12" plastic Elvis Presley as portrayed in the movie Bubba Ho Tep...giant sunglasses and jumpsuit included.
...so now everyone in the office wants to know when my life partner and myself are heading to California.
All I can say is...thanks PR_GMR...you bastich.