I would suggest a 6 hour spa appointment, hairdressing / mani-pedi thing-a-ma-bob, and when she gets back the entire house has been CLEANED from top to bottom. Oh, and a bunch of friends and family waiting to surprise her, or a romantic dinner prepared by vous with nothing that required "insta-devices" like microwaves.
Oh, and a cheesecake birthday cake.
My callous remark was going to be "Divorce papers".
Damn you and your scripture quotes. :slywink: