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« on: September 29, 2005, 03:34:35 PM » |
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what do you do?
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2005, 03:44:34 PM » |
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I think, "warning really has too much free time on his hands on a weekday morning."
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2005, 03:54:47 PM » |
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I'd give him a guitar and tell him to start wailing. Because it's always sweet when ninjas wail on guitars.
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And when he had failed to find these boons in things whose laws are known and measurable, they told him he lacked imagination, and was immature because he preferred dream-illusions to the illusions of our physical creation
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2005, 04:05:40 PM » |
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I'd try to figure out which one of us was supposed to be the good ninja, and which one was supposed to be the bad. Then I'd unleash ninja hell.
Oh yeah, I'm a ninja, by the way. Certified. With skills. And a bandana.
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2005, 04:08:08 PM » |
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I shoot him with my minigun. 
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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2005, 04:41:59 PM » |
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When I meet said  , I'll use my cat butt grenade :idea: to knock him around a bit, then I'll smoke him out  until he pukes  . Wait...I dont' even smoke. Guess I'd just have to...  Yep, that's what I'd do. 
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2005, 04:45:13 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2005, 05:02:50 PM » |
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Dude! Are those curved swords?!
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2005, 05:25:35 PM » |
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I would wait patiently for him to flip out and kill people.
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2005, 07:50:34 PM » |
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I would probably ask him if I could learn his NINJA SKILLS!! NUNCHUCKS SKILLS! HACKING SKILLS!
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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2005, 08:10:26 PM » |
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Is the ninja on fire?
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2005, 08:44:06 PM » |
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Dude! Are those curved swords?! Does it LOOK like they're stabbing?
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2005, 08:52:58 PM » |
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This whole thread is a trick question. There's no way any ninja worth his blowgun is gonna let one of us see him in a dark alley.
Even if the ninja was having an off night and we got a glimpse of him, we'd be so busy trying to switch weapons with the L and R buttons that we'd end up with a shuriken embeded in our head, collapsing to the ground in a heap as our last thought ran through our head... "Man! This boss is HARD!"
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2005, 08:57:43 PM » |
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Well I guess if we were both in a dark alley then I would pull out fifty bucks and see what that would get me. Nothing beats a ninja ho....except, of course, a ninja pimp.
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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2005, 09:38:18 PM » |
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I have to agree with CrayolaSmoker. The question is invalid.
If you were unlucky enough to find yourself in a dark alley with a ninja, you would be dead before you even realized that a ninja was there.
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« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2005, 10:21:18 PM » |
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I would wait patiently for him to flip out and kill people. LOL
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2005, 12:21:20 AM » |
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I'd say, "Mom! You gotta stop following me around! I'm full grown for god's sake. I can take care of myself!"
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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2005, 01:47:55 AM » |
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I'd call in an air strike from some A-10s and hope for the best.
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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2005, 01:51:15 AM » |
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I am going to wonder what strange and twisted mirror universe I have stumbled into where I am stalking myself in an alleyway.
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2005, 02:14:51 AM » |
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I am going to wonder what strange and twisted mirror universe I have stumbled into where I am stalking myself in an alleyway. Dude you are so not a ninja.
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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2005, 03:00:56 AM » |
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I am going to wonder what strange and twisted mirror universe I have stumbled into where I am stalking myself in an alleyway. Dude you are so not a ninja. Well, not in this reality. In this reality I am actually a pirate, but I'm currently on Arrgh and Arrgh.
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2005, 03:51:48 AM » |
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I am going to wonder what strange and twisted mirror universe I have stumbled into where I am stalking myself in an alleyway. Dude you are so not a ninja. Well, not in this reality. In this reality I am actually a pirate, but I'm currently on Arrgh and Arrgh. GODDAMN YOU CEEKAY WTF?? I just came in to this thread to post the following, I swear to god: I would call my pirate friend over and end this shit once and for all. And now you come in and throw the pirate thing out first? Have some decency nubbin.
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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2005, 01:26:15 PM » |
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I'd call in an air strike from some A-10s and hope for the best. Might try the Danish Air Force.
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« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2005, 07:19:25 PM » |
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I'd call in an air strike from some A-10s and hope for the best. Might try the Danish Air Force. Danish people have an Air Force? Since when? To do what?
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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2005, 07:37:35 PM » |
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I'd call in an air strike from some A-10s and hope for the best. Might try the Danish Air Force. Danish people have an Air Force? Since when? To do what? To kill reindeer of course.
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« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2005, 11:16:44 PM » |
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I'd call in an air strike from some A-10s and hope for the best. Might try the Danish Air Force. Danish people have an Air Force? Since when? To do what? To kill reindeer of course. Fuck you. I wet my pants.
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« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2005, 05:28:08 AM » |
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Ask him if he's killed a pirate before.
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« Reply #27 on: October 01, 2005, 07:41:10 AM » |
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 I would sic my special attack "dog" on him! Tell me that wouldn't shake up even a ninja!
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