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« on: April 28, 2008, 12:41:38 PM »

So, I'm bored at work, and you people are extrmely slow at writing new and interesting stuff for me to read , thus, a new topic where I can laught at other people ;-)

Craziest thing I ever did drunk, was sleighing down a hill in the park near where I live, in the summer....we were convinced, the girl and I (yes, it was the pornstar ;-) ), that the dew had fallen, and thus giving us a great surface to sleigh on! not so!

so, we ended up taking a dip in the parks small pond, and hid behind bushes, naked, when the police came cruising by with spotlights..

could have been really fun explaining what we were doing naked, in the summer, in the park, with a red sleigh(real word?) and a bottle of champagne next to it...

oh, and the above took place around 3 am in the night, of course :-D
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 01:06:41 PM »

...my poor butt.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 01:44:19 PM »

I once almost got into a fight with a guy who didn't look too big at the time (he was picking on my friend) but when I saw him the next day it looked as though he could move skyscrapers. That would have ended badly..especially since the near showdown was at his frat house. Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed and a high school shoving match remained the only 'fight' of my life.  But that was long ago....long long ago.

33 years without a beat down! What a great streak I have going.
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 01:54:22 PM »

About 6 years ago I broke up with a really great gal.  About 3 months after this a friend was visiting and we started downing shots of jager one night.  Well, the discussion turned to what a dope I'd been and how I shouldn't have broken up with this woman.  Around 10pm we decided we were going to make things right and invite her out to party with us.   foregoing a phone call in favor of the personal touch (she didn't live far from my apartment), we took off in a drunken stupor (we were walking to nearby bars, so there was no danger of DUI, by the way).

Once there I rang the front doorbell.  Nobody answered.  In my drunken state I just assumed she was in the back of the house and headed around to the alley behind her place while my friend tagged along.  Seeing that the back gate was locked, I decided to just jump over it and knock on her back window.  This, to a sober person, would've immediately registered as "a bad idea".  However, in my defense, I am an idiot.

So I jump the fence only to fall flat on my rear, tearing my shirt on the fence on my way over it.  Getting up I turned around to realize I'd just leaped into the middle of a BBQ she was having with her family AND her new boyfriend...who appeared to be about ready to tackle my ass. 

The ex calmed him down, walked up to me and said, "What the hell are you doing?".  I brushed off my pants, looked up, and the only thing I could think to say was, "Just wanted to make sure you were okay.  Take care."  then i calmly opened the back gate latch and let myself out.  My friend, still in the alley and having heard everything, didn't say a word....he just started laughing immediately and didn't stop for the next 7 hours.

To this day, whenever I think of that moment, I get chills up and down my spine.  THE single most embarrassing moment of my life.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2008, 01:59:20 PM »

3 Things:

1. My wife and I got hammered with a married couple we know. We wound up engaged in a very weird game of strip poker, and the night ended with me in bed with both my wife and his wife. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your perspective) we all just fell asleep, nothing at all sexual happened, but my friend was a little perturbed after he woke up on the couch, walks into the bedroom, and there I am curled up with both wives. We all laugh about it now, but at the time it was a very awkward breakfast the following morning.

2. The very first time I ever got drunk, my friend and I were taking turns wrapping ourselves in a blanket and "sledding" down the stairs in his apartment. This is how I learned that the pain you don't feel while drunk, you will pay for in spades the next morning.

3. I am normally a very fun-loving, easy-going drunk, but the one time I got "angry drunk" was at a big Halloween party. My wife was talking to this guy, and my friends kept egging me on. "Hey Tim, your wife sure is chatting it up with that guy. What are you going to do about it? Look at him, man, he is all over her!" Needless to say, I got pissed. I ended up calling my wife a slut and was about to march over there and kick the guy's ass when my friends restrained me. As it turns out, the "guy" was a 12-year old kid, and my friends were having a ball at my expense. And that's how I almost kicked the ass of a 12-year old child.  icon_biggrin





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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 02:07:56 PM »

Snorkeled in the Bahamas while drunk. The waves and the bourbon did not mix well...I fed the fish.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2008, 03:01:54 PM »

Craziest thing while drunk?  Thinking I should get the little general a metal bow tie.
Craziest thing while sober?  Thinking above idea was a great idea and seeing it to fruition.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2008, 03:05:41 PM »

I walked away from hot hot hot twins that intended on giving me a very special birthday present.  I have not nor will I ever forgive myself.  Although, in my defense I left to go get a similar present from another hottie that had shown how nice her present could be the previous night and was to stupid drunk to realize what I was walking away from despite the fact that they were both being very aggressive.  Thanks for bringing it up and ruining my week.  Jerk.
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2008, 03:07:11 PM »

There are so many possibilities. Let's focus on those with consequences.

1. This one's more stupid than crazy. When I was about 20 I jumped off a sand dune somewhere near Charlevoix, Michigan. Being drunk, I unconsciously thought that the beach below would provide a soft landing, like a snowdrift. As the sober will know, it was really more like hitting concrete. Stiff-legged, from a height of at least 10 feet. I felt as if I'd been broken in half (tearing the ligaments in your sacro-illiac is not far from the truth). Having no medical insurance and being a long ways from home, medical attention was out of the question. My friends carried me back to the cottage and deposited me on the sofa, where I stayed for the rest of the weekend. Fortunately we had lots of drugs to take away the pain. Those ligaments never did heal up completely, and I still "put out my back" in a major way every few years.

2. Streaking was hugely popular in 1973-74, when I was about 16-17. While we were driving around getting drunk one night, my friends and I concocted a brilliant plan to streak a local bowling alley. I would drop them off at the door on one side of the building, then drive around the parking lot to the other door and pick them up there. They'd be wearing Nixon masks so that nobody could recognize them. What could possibly go wrong? They jumped out of the car, naked except for the Nixon masks, and ran through the building flashing the famous Nixonian V-for-victory sign and shouting "Impeach Nixon!" Well, the bowlers all thought this was pretty funny and struck up a wave of applause. All except one, that is. He was an off-duty cop who figured it was his duty to preserve the bowling alley's dignity. He tackled one of my friends. The other ran out the opposite door, as planned, and piled into the back seat of the car. "Where's Bob?" "He got caught. Just drive! GO!"

Once my friend re-robed, we went drove back to the alley, terrified that somebody would recognize the getaway car. Nobody did, though. We asked around and found out that the local constabulary had taken him down to the cop shop. We went in to reclaim our friend. The excitement had sobered us up considerably, but we still had no explanation for how we knew that he was there. While we were trying to concoct one, Bob's dad showed up, so we figured we'd better hightail it out of there while we still could. The last thing we heard was the cop offering to let Bob's dad take him into a back room -- "Kids fall down the stairs here all the time." Sure enough, the next time we saw Bob he had a black eye and a fat lip.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2008, 03:16:40 PM »

Um, let's see.  I once went to a New Year's party hosted by a gay friend of mine, so there were plenty of gay and lesbian couples.  I walked into the bathroom and walked in on two hot girls that were so into each other they didn't even notice me walk in.  When one of them did finally see my jaw on the floor, she very nicely grabbed me by the hand and led me into their little party.  Lots of fun to be had for all three.  biggrin

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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2008, 03:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Remus West on April 28, 2008, 03:05:41 PM

I walked away from hot hot hot twins that intended on giving me a very special birthday present.  I have not nor will I ever forgive myself.  Although, in my defense I left to go get a similar present from another hottie that had shown how nice her present could be the previous night and was to stupid drunk to realize what I was walking away from despite the fact that they were both being very aggressive.  Thanks for bringing it up and ruining my week.  Jerk.

you walked away from twins?


dude.


<insert sadly shaking head smilie here>
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2008, 03:24:15 PM »

At a party at our place in college, a backrub for one of my girlfriend's best friends ended up being much more than that a little later in my bedroom.  My girlfriend (now wife) wandered into the bedroom, and there are two distinct possibilities for where things could have gone at that point.  What ended up happening was not the fun way.   tear
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2008, 03:31:40 PM »

Quote from: Boudreaux on April 28, 2008, 03:24:15 PM

At a party at our place in college, a backrub for one of my girlfriend's best friends ended up being much more than that a little later in my bedroom.  My girlfriend (now wife) wandered into the bedroom, and there are two distinct possibilities for where things could have gone at that point.  What ended up happening was not the fun way.   tear

I'm surprised that she still married you after that.
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2008, 03:32:32 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on April 28, 2008, 03:19:12 PM

Quote from: Remus West on April 28, 2008, 03:05:41 PM

I walked away from hot hot hot twins that intended on giving me a very special birthday present.  I have not nor will I ever forgive myself.  Although, in my defense I left to go get a similar present from another hottie that had shown how nice her present could be the previous night and was to stupid drunk to realize what I was walking away from despite the fact that they were both being very aggressive.  Thanks for bringing it up and ruining my week.  Jerk.

you walked away from twins?


dude.


<insert sadly shaking head smilie here>

Remus, this is the part where you hand in your man card.  You NEVER walk away from twins.  Even if they're running away.
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2008, 04:25:48 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 03:32:32 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on April 28, 2008, 03:19:12 PM

Quote from: Remus West on April 28, 2008, 03:05:41 PM

I walked away from hot hot hot twins that intended on giving me a very special birthday present.  I have not nor will I ever forgive myself.  Although, in my defense I left to go get a similar present from another hottie that had shown how nice her present could be the previous night and was to stupid drunk to realize what I was walking away from despite the fact that they were both being very aggressive.  Thanks for bringing it up and ruining my week.  Jerk.

you walked away from twins?


dude.


<insert sadly shaking head smilie here>

Remus, this is the part where you hand in your man card.  You NEVER walk away from twins.  Even if they're running away.
I tried to go to therapy to deal with this issue and the depression it brings on but the therapist just looked at me a told me I had 3 seconds to leave his office before he kicked my ass for being so stupid. icon_frown
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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2008, 04:28:17 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 03:32:32 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on April 28, 2008, 03:19:12 PM

Quote from: Remus West on April 28, 2008, 03:05:41 PM

I walked away from hot hot hot twins that intended on giving me a very special birthday present.  I have not nor will I ever forgive myself.  Although, in my defense I left to go get a similar present from another hottie that had shown how nice her present could be the previous night and was to stupid drunk to realize what I was walking away from despite the fact that they were both being very aggressive.  Thanks for bringing it up and ruining my week.  Jerk.

you walked away from twins?


dude.


<insert sadly shaking head smilie here>

Remus, this is the part where you hand in your man card.  You NEVER walk away from twins.  Even if they're running away.

I'm always trying to figure out what's in it for the twins.  You and your sister going at a guy seems a little too close to incest for my taste.  I mean, I understand it from the guy's point of view, but even then if you think about it, it's a little creepy.
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2008, 04:33:04 PM »

Quote from: The Grue on April 28, 2008, 04:28:17 PM

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 03:32:32 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on April 28, 2008, 03:19:12 PM

Quote from: Remus West on April 28, 2008, 03:05:41 PM

I walked away from hot hot hot twins that intended on giving me a very special birthday present.  I have not nor will I ever forgive myself.  Although, in my defense I left to go get a similar present from another hottie that had shown how nice her present could be the previous night and was to stupid drunk to realize what I was walking away from despite the fact that they were both being very aggressive.  Thanks for bringing it up and ruining my week.  Jerk.

you walked away from twins?


dude.


<insert sadly shaking head smilie here>

Remus, this is the part where you hand in your man card.  You NEVER walk away from twins.  Even if they're running away.

I'm always trying to figure out what's in it for the twins.  You and your sister going at a guy seems a little too close to incest for my taste.  I mean, I understand it from the guy's point of view, but even then if you think about it, it's a little creepy.

No, when I think about it, I have to wait a few minutes before I can stand up at work.  slywink
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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2008, 04:44:55 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 04:33:04 PM

Quote from: The Grue on April 28, 2008, 04:28:17 PM

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 03:32:32 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on April 28, 2008, 03:19:12 PM

Quote from: Remus West on April 28, 2008, 03:05:41 PM

I walked away from hot hot hot twins that intended on giving me a very special birthday present.  I have not nor will I ever forgive myself.  Although, in my defense I left to go get a similar present from another hottie that had shown how nice her present could be the previous night and was to stupid drunk to realize what I was walking away from despite the fact that they were both being very aggressive.  Thanks for bringing it up and ruining my week.  Jerk.

you walked away from twins?


dude.


<insert sadly shaking head smilie here>

Remus, this is the part where you hand in your man card.  You NEVER walk away from twins.  Even if they're running away.

I'm always trying to figure out what's in it for the twins.  You and your sister going at a guy seems a little too close to incest for my taste.  I mean, I understand it from the guy's point of view, but even then if you think about it, it's a little creepy.

No, when I think about it, I have to wait a few minutes before I can stand up at work.  slywink

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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2008, 04:51:10 PM »

This thread reinforces my belief that I've lead a very sheltered life. I'm going to go be sad now.
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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2008, 05:34:29 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 03:31:40 PM

I'm surprised that she still married you after that.

Luckily the naughtiness didn't get to a point that was really unforgivable.  I was in the doghouse for awhile, though.  And the other girl is still a good friend of ours.
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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2008, 05:36:42 PM »

Quote from: Boudreaux on April 28, 2008, 05:34:29 PM

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 03:31:40 PM

I'm surprised that she still married you after that.

Luckily the naughtiness didn't get to a point that was really unforgivable.  I was in the doghouse for awhile, though.  And the other girl is still a good friend of ours.

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Quote from: JayDee on April 28, 2008, 05:36:42 PM

Everytime you see her to you visualize her naked body?  icon_twisted

What, like I don't do that with every attractive woman I see?
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« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2008, 06:21:21 PM »

Quote from: Boudreaux on April 28, 2008, 06:09:51 PM

Quote from: JayDee on April 28, 2008, 05:36:42 PM

Everytime you see her to you visualize her naked body?  icon_twisted

What, like I don't do that with every attractive woman I see?

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« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2008, 06:33:27 PM »

I once told Trent Steel, in person, and I quote, to "shut the fuck up." 

I win the thread, as it doesn't get any crazier than that.
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« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2008, 06:46:35 PM »

Quote from: PeteRock on April 28, 2008, 06:33:27 PM

I once told Trent Steel, in person, and I quote, to "shut the fuck up." 

I win the thread, as it doesn't get any crazier than that.

Who is this "Trent Steel" you speak of?  Is he a big sissy?
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« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2008, 06:49:04 PM »

walked about 2 miles in 30 degree weather back to my friend's apt. Apparently. I honestly don't remember that day. It was a St Patty about 4 years ago. I guess everyone left around 1 and I stayed until last call. I was trying to figure out why my hands smelt like smoke. By room mate said he saw me there smoking. Well yeah, I don't smoke. But damn did I crave a cigarette for a good week.
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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2008, 07:03:05 PM »

This recently happend to me.. and I live with the decision I made every waking moment.

A little background is appropriate for this situation:

I have been divorced for about a year now, starting to get used to the idea of dating, etc.  I am a registered nurse, and work in the ER.  I work with ALL women.  I've been nursing for 10 years now.. so working with all women was never a big deal, but I was never single.

Anyway.  We decided to have a pub crawl with a bunch of people from work.  About 20 people show up, and we proceed to get totally smashed and have a good time.  So I'm getting a ride home with one of my co-workers, who is a gorgeous 25 year old (I'm 32), and her 2 equally gorgeous 25 year old friends.  They drop my buddy off at his house, and proceed to suggest that I go to her house and have a hottub with the 3 girls.  This at 4am.

Here comes the CRAZY part.

I said no, I was tired.

* El-Producto hands in man card now.

And yes.. I do realize that they probably didn't have bathing suits with them.
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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2008, 07:06:19 PM »

Not very crazy, sorry smile  Came home, had to throw up.  For some reason, I decided to skip the toilet and instead throw up in the bathtub.  So I do the deed, and I decide to turn on the shower to wash it all down the drain.  I reach over and turn on the hot water to maximum, then slump over and fall asleep on the bathroom floor.

Six hours later I woke up with the pure hot water still running.  The shower was aimed low and did virtually nothing to clean out the tub, but what it did do is produce tons and tons of steam.  The liquid portion of the vomit got picked up by the steam and deposited all over the ceiling and trickled down the walls in long, dark streams.  Very unpleasant clean-up job the next day frown
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« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2008, 07:06:58 PM »

Quote from: El-Producto on April 28, 2008, 07:03:05 PM

This recently happend to me.. and I live with the decision I made every waking moment.

A little background is appropriate for this situation:

I have been divorced for about a year now, starting to get used to the idea of dating, etc.  I am a registered nurse, and work in the ER.  I work with ALL women.  I've been nursing for 10 years now.. so working with all women was never a big deal, but I was never single.

Anyway.  We decided to have a pub crawl with a bunch of people from work.  About 20 people show up, and we proceed to get totally smashed and have a good time.  So I'm getting a ride home with one of my co-workers, who is a gorgeous 25 year old (I'm 32), and her 2 equally gorgeous 25 year old friends.  They drop my buddy off at his house, and proceed to suggest that I go to her house and have a hottub with the 3 girls.  This at 4am.

Here comes the CRAZY part.

I said no, I was tired.

* El-Producto hands in man card now.

And yes.. I do realize that they probably didn't have bathing suits with them.

Dude...dude...dude...I mean, dude...If I could punch you over the inter-tubes, you'd have two black eyes, a broken nose and a bloody lip right now.  I mean, dude
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« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2008, 07:08:21 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 07:06:58 PM

Quote from: El-Producto on April 28, 2008, 07:03:05 PM

This recently happend to me.. and I live with the decision I made every waking moment.

A little background is appropriate for this situation:

I have been divorced for about a year now, starting to get used to the idea of dating, etc.  I am a registered nurse, and work in the ER.  I work with ALL women.  I've been nursing for 10 years now.. so working with all women was never a big deal, but I was never single.

Anyway.  We decided to have a pub crawl with a bunch of people from work.  About 20 people show up, and we proceed to get totally smashed and have a good time.  So I'm getting a ride home with one of my co-workers, who is a gorgeous 25 year old (I'm 32), and her 2 equally gorgeous 25 year old friends.  They drop my buddy off at his house, and proceed to suggest that I go to her house and have a hottub with the 3 girls.  This at 4am.

Here comes the CRAZY part.

I said no, I was tired.

* El-Producto hands in man card now.

And yes.. I do realize that they probably didn't have bathing suits with them.

Dude...dude...dude...I mean, dude...If I could punch you over the inter-tubes, you'd have two black eyes, a broken nose and a bloody lip right now.  I mean, dude

Thanks Rick.. that helps.. it really does.

Trust me, I live with that decision every waking moment.  Especially when I see her at work.  I know this opportunity will never happen again.
* El-Producto bangs head on desk
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« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2008, 07:13:36 PM »

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Thanks Rick.. that helps.. it really does.

Trust me, I live with that decision every waking moment.  Especially when I see her at work.  I know this opportunity will never happen again.
* El-Producto bangs head on desk

Have you even talked to her about it?  Maybe try to recreate the circumstances?  Get the group to go pub-crawling again?  I just cannot comprehend how your penis didn't slap you silly when you uttered the word "no".
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« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2008, 07:15:49 PM »

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Quote from: El-Producto on April 28, 2008, 07:08:21 PM


Thanks Rick.. that helps.. it really does.

Trust me, I live with that decision every waking moment.  Especially when I see her at work.  I know this opportunity will never happen again.
* El-Producto bangs head on desk

Have you even talked to her about it?  Maybe try to recreate the circumstances?  Get the group to go pub-crawling again?  I just cannot comprehend how your penis didn't slap you silly when you uttered the word "no".

It's a work in progress.  She has a boyfriend, so I'm steering clear for the meantime.

Ask the guys in #GG.  I fail at the dating thing so far.  Who knew that I'd have no game after 10 years of marriage?  It's not that girls aren't attracted to me.. they are.. they just all seem to be married or have boyfriends.

As for the penile sober second thought.  I was so drunk, I seem to be missing 90 minutes of the evening, where we apparantly went to another bar.  I have ZERO recollection of that, but apparantly I was awake the whole time.  That's scary.

I'll update after my next pub crawl.
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« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2008, 07:18:17 PM »

Quote from: El-Producto on April 28, 2008, 07:03:05 PM

This recently happend to me.. and I live with the decision I made every waking moment.

A little background is appropriate for this situation:

I have been divorced for about a year now, starting to get used to the idea of dating, etc.  I am a registered nurse, and work in the ER.  I work with ALL women.  I've been nursing for 10 years now.. so working with all women was never a big deal, but I was never single.

Anyway.  We decided to have a pub crawl with a bunch of people from work.  About 20 people show up, and we proceed to get totally smashed and have a good time.  So I'm getting a ride home with one of my co-workers, who is a gorgeous 25 year old (I'm 32), and her 2 equally gorgeous 25 year old friends.  They drop my buddy off at his house, and proceed to suggest that I go to her house and have a hottub with the 3 girls.  This at 4am.

Here comes the CRAZY part.

I said no, I was tired.

* El-Producto hands in man card now.

And yes.. I do realize that they probably didn't have bathing suits with them.

you...what...no..I...what??...no...I...what......AARGGGHH *faints from mind melting*

Oh well - I'm pretty sure we all have opportunites we regret not taking...

but still..WHAT?!?!?
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« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2008, 07:19:45 PM »

Quote from: Razgon on April 28, 2008, 07:18:17 PM

Quote from: El-Producto on April 28, 2008, 07:03:05 PM

This recently happend to me.. and I live with the decision I made every waking moment.

A little background is appropriate for this situation:

I have been divorced for about a year now, starting to get used to the idea of dating, etc.  I am a registered nurse, and work in the ER.  I work with ALL women.  I've been nursing for 10 years now.. so working with all women was never a big deal, but I was never single.

Anyway.  We decided to have a pub crawl with a bunch of people from work.  About 20 people show up, and we proceed to get totally smashed and have a good time.  So I'm getting a ride home with one of my co-workers, who is a gorgeous 25 year old (I'm 32), and her 2 equally gorgeous 25 year old friends.  They drop my buddy off at his house, and proceed to suggest that I go to her house and have a hottub with the 3 girls.  This at 4am.

Here comes the CRAZY part.

I said no, I was tired.

* El-Producto hands in man card now.

And yes.. I do realize that they probably didn't have bathing suits with them.

you...what...no..I...what??...no...I...what......AARGGGHH *faints from mind melting*

Oh well - I'm pretty sure we all have opportunites we regret not taking...

but still..WHAT?!?!?

And when I say hot.. I'm talking SMOKING hot.  I had actually forgot about it, this thread has done a nice job of sending me back into the pit of dispair.  I bet even a counsellor would laugh at me.
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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2008, 07:23:24 PM »

Quote from: El-Producto on April 28, 2008, 07:15:49 PM

It's a work in progress.  She has a boyfriend, so I'm steering clear for the meantime.

Ask the guys in #GG.  I fail at the dating thing so far.  Who knew that I'd have no game after 10 years of marriage?  It's not that girls aren't attracted to me.. they are.. they just all seem to be married or have boyfriends.

I'll update after my next pub crawl.

Do the online dating thing.  I did that after I got out of a long-term relationship just to get my confidence back up, etc, etc, and after a year or so, I even met my wife through there.  Before then, I met many girls who were looking to go out and have fun.
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2008, 07:24:40 PM »

Quote from: El-Producto on April 28, 2008, 07:19:45 PM

And when I say hot.. I'm talking SMOKING hot.  I had actually forgot about it, this thread has done a nice job of sending me back into the pit of dispair.  I bet even a counsellor would laugh at me.

No, a counselor would first check that your testicles were still there, and then proceed to kick you there.
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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2008, 07:25:32 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 07:23:24 PM

Quote from: El-Producto on April 28, 2008, 07:15:49 PM

It's a work in progress.  She has a boyfriend, so I'm steering clear for the meantime.

Ask the guys in #GG.  I fail at the dating thing so far.  Who knew that I'd have no game after 10 years of marriage?  It's not that girls aren't attracted to me.. they are.. they just all seem to be married or have boyfriends.

I'll update after my next pub crawl.

Do the online dating thing.  I did that after I got out of a long-term relationship just to get my confidence back up, etc, etc, and after a year or so, I even met my wife through there.  Before then, I met many girls who were looking to go out and have fun.

Not to derail this topic, but I'm just trying to have some fun.. not get committed for a while.  Having said that.. I seem to have blown a perfectly good opportunity to do so.  I hope this isn't a sign of getting old... yikes.

I actually tried the Plentyoffish thing on suggestion from a friend.  It seemed like only ugly girls, who were desperate for companionship had any interest in me. 

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« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2008, 07:27:02 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 06:46:35 PM

Quote from: PeteRock on April 28, 2008, 06:33:27 PM

I once told Trent Steel, in person, and I quote, to "shut the fuck up." 

I win the thread, as it doesn't get any crazier than that.

Who is this "Trent Steel" you speak of?  Is he a big sissy?

Opposite. He does those exercises that would kill a normal man.

And he does it two times a day.

He has balls of steel. Literally.
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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2008, 07:27:54 PM »

Quote from: El-Producto on April 28, 2008, 07:25:32 PM

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 07:23:24 PM

Do the online dating thing.  I did that after I got out of a long-term relationship just to get my confidence back up, etc, etc, and after a year or so, I even met my wife through there.  Before then, I met many girls who were looking to go out and have fun.

Not to derail this topic, but I'm just trying to have some fun.. not get committed for a while.

Having said that.. I seem to have blown a perfectly good opportunity to do so.  I hope this isn't a sign of getting old... yikes.

Hence this part of my post:

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Before then, I met many girls who were looking to go out and have fun.

By fun, I meant that a lot of the girls were looking to get freaky.  biggrin
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« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2008, 07:29:23 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 07:27:54 PM

Quote from: El-Producto on April 28, 2008, 07:25:32 PM

Quote from: rickfc on April 28, 2008, 07:23:24 PM

Do the online dating thing.  I did that after I got out of a long-term relationship just to get my confidence back up, etc, etc, and after a year or so, I even met my wife through there.  Before then, I met many girls who were looking to go out and have fun.

Not to derail this topic, but I'm just trying to have some fun.. not get committed for a while.

Having said that.. I seem to have blown a perfectly good opportunity to do so.  I hope this isn't a sign of getting old... yikes.

Hence this part of my post:

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Before then, I met many girls who were looking to go out and have fun.

By fun, I meant that a lot of the girls were looking to get freaky.  biggrin

Ya, those are the girls I wanna meet.
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