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« on: May 16, 2005, 07:36:39 AM »

Or hell, Vin Diesel might just kill you for practice.

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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2005, 11:32:09 AM »

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Vin Diesel’s nipples are made of titanium, and produce a substance similar to pigs milk in it’s genetic structure. Despite this, it is highly explosive.

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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2005, 01:34:50 PM »

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Vin Diesel has a tatoo in arabic on the back of his neck, which can only be seen under a black light. Ironically it translates directly to "Machine Wash. Tumble Dry Low".


LMAO  :lol:

That made me really laugh out loud.
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2005, 02:38:02 PM »

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60% of the time, Vin Diesel works...every time.


Hahaha

Anchor Man was a funny movie.
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2005, 03:52:12 PM »

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Vin Diesel teaches classes in swashbuckling. The introductory course is jumping off things, and then laughing.


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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2005, 04:11:22 PM »

Vin Diesel removed the word victory from the French language after conquering France in 6 hours using only a salad fork. During the campaign, all French deodorant manufacturing plants were destroyed

Vin Diesel does not believe in ghosts. Ghosts believe in him.

Vin Diesel coined the term "silent but deadly" when one of his farts took physical form and assassinated key political figures in the 12th century

Vin Diesel has agreed to star in Britain's National Theatre's new production of Hamlet if they allow him to have sole creative control and cut through all "that whiny bullshit". His version will consist of one line of dialogue. While restraining uncle Claudius in a headlock, Hamlet growls, "You should have ghosted me when you had the chance, motherfucker!" He then disembowels all the male characters with his thumbs. In the next scene, he steals inside Gertrude's bedroom and skullfucks mother in her sleep. Finally, he fleshes out the rest of the play by giving Ophelia a four and a half hour orgasm that lasts till the end of Act V. The rest is silence.

Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.

There is intelligent life in the universe, but they have not contacted Earth because they are avoiding Vin Diesel. They owe him $5.

When Vin Diesel begins work on a new film project, he bludgeons a hobo to death with a hammer for good luck. For even better luck, he devours the corpse. For the best luck possible, he throws the bones at school children during recess.
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2005, 04:44:43 PM »

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Vin Diesel does not believe in ghosts. Ghosts believe in him.


Priceless.
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2005, 07:32:33 PM »

Yeah, those lines are actually pretty solid.

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Vin Diesel's willpower is solid matter with a melting point equal to the temperature at the center of the sun. Portions of his willpower has been sold to several solar systems with dying suns, so that the extraterrestrial beings living there could start over "and make a proper go of it this time." The proceeds from these sales were used to build Vin a fortress of solitude in the ice caps at the north pole, where he now goes to practice speed-eating railroad spikes.


Honestly, what the hell?
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2005, 07:39:47 PM »

Vin Diesel did Jesus one better by not only dying and coming back from the grave, but bringing a Jewish village of a thousand with him.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2005, 08:14:54 PM »

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Vin Diesel singlehandedly sank the continent of Atlantis, when their version of the Broadway production "Rent" did not prove to his liking.


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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2005, 11:03:41 PM »

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Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense.


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Vin Diesel breaks open whole wasp hives to get to the protein-rich queen inside. What we feel as burning stings are to him relaxing tickles.
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2005, 11:34:59 PM »

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Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.


Yet I think Blackadar's quote is best:
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Vin Diesel did Jesus one better by not only dying and coming back from the grave, but bringing a Jewish village of a thousand with him.


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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2005, 12:39:26 PM »

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You cannot kill Vin Diesel, you can merely put him into stasis. You do this by chopping off his head and placing it in a bag made of raw silk. The silk bag prevents the head from growing legs and reuniting with the body. He shaves his head to prevent his enemies (which are numerous) from having hair to grab onto, making decapitation by sword more difficult.


Even for curved swords.
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2005, 09:47:06 PM »

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Vin Diesel can hire ninjas to kill the assassins he hired to kill you. Then he can kill the ninjas with his bare hands. He already did this two years ago, you just never knew about it because he's that good
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2005, 11:59:55 PM »

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If Vin Diesel were to stare directly at the sun, the sun would get scared and go to a different part of the galaxy.


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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2005, 04:00:15 AM »

This is, no joke, the greatest site ever. I spent several hours clicking refresh while watching TV shows yesterday. I have tons of great quotes saved up here, so let me go dig em out, I think I posted some at OO, so I can cross post em.
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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2005, 05:35:02 PM »

When golfing, if you accidentally miss the fairway, yelling 'Vin Diesel' will make the ball automatically appear on the green. Just try not to use it too often.
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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2005, 11:17:12 PM »

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When golfing, if you accidentally miss the fairway, yelling 'Vin Diesel' will make the ball automatically appear on the green. Just try not to use it too often.


Having spent all day (and most likely the rest of the week) at the Colonial, I'm finding this one particularly funny.  biggrin
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« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2005, 12:14:18 AM »

Yelling "Vin Diesel" on a golf course is illegal - a felony, as a matter of fact - and much more severely punished than yelling "Fire" in a movie theater...
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« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2005, 05:33:04 AM »

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God refuses to give Vin Diesel a soul until Vin Diesel gives back God's underwear.


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Vin Diesel invented the Accordion, but it was originally meant to be, solely, a murder weapon. It wasnt until 1913 that it began being used as an instrument. Vin has accepted this and has no bitter feelings towards the French.


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Vin Diesel knows why hot dogs are sold in packs of twelve and hot dog buns are sold in packs of eight.


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Vin Diesel was originally cast as Aragorn in Lord of the Rings. He was fired for eating the Hobbits between takes and making Orlando Bloom his bitch.


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On April 30, 1975, at 8:35am, ten Marines departed the US Embassy in Saigon, concluding the United States presence in Vietnam. Just 6 days later (May 6, 1975), Vin Diesel set foot on the coast of Da Nang carrying only a loaded Magnum revolver that held six shots and a Louisville Slugger with a rusted nail driven through it. On the dawn of May 8, 1975, the entire Viet Cong army had been found dead.


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Vin Diesel is the cause of gravity. He picked 9.8 m/s for the gravitational constant because he deemed it to be "a fucking awesome number." And that was that.
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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2005, 05:06:33 AM »

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UPS doesn't use trucks. Instead the drivers ride on the back of Vin Diesel's children and deliver packages.
 

Sweet mother.  WTF?
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2005, 11:39:13 AM »

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George Lucas wrote the Star Wars trilogy to be a one man show starring Vin Diesel, but Vin declined, saying it brought back terrible memories of his teenage years.

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Vin Diesel killed Kenny. Bastard!
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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2005, 04:02:26 PM »

Vin Diesel not only can lift Thor's hammer, he once borrowed it to re-shingle his roof.
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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2005, 02:07:08 PM »

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Vin Diesel only has to use training wheels on long bike trips. In fact, Vin diesel had to use training wheels until he was 24. Those training wheels were later found in the vault beneath Ground Zero after the planes hit. They were sold in order to feed seven thousand homeless kittens so the kittens could in turn be used to feed three thousand homeless children. Vin Diesel later ate the children and was quoted as saying "They were tasty."


wth?

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A 15 minute rap battle between Diesel's character and Adolf Hitler was also cut before the final release of The Pacifier.


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He wears heavy coats when he's hot and strips naked when he's cold.
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2005, 08:18:13 PM »

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During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.

It just brings a tear to the eye.... so beautiful...   biggrin
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