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« on: January 09, 2006, 04:11:21 PM » |
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The Original Street Fighter: The Movie or It being remade by Uwe Boll? Let the bashing begin 
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2006, 04:34:41 PM » |
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Poll added...for the win. 
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2006, 04:49:55 PM » |
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Bah some sissies just vote and never explain why... lol
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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2006, 05:07:33 PM » |
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Boll remake. Undoubtedly. The orginal was pretty bad, but nothing can be as bad as a Uwe Boll 'joint'.
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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2006, 05:11:26 PM » |
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I dunno. The original had Jean Claude in it...its hard to top the 'acting' that he did in that movie. *shudder* At least we know that it'd have clips from the game intercut into the movie.
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2006, 06:24:35 PM » |
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SEGA!
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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2006, 06:39:46 PM » |
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SEGA! I think the Uwe Boll version could conceivably be worse. He's shown that he can get really good character actors in his films (just check the Dungeon Siege and BloodRayne cast lists), and we all know how Raul Julia faired after Street Fighter: The Movie... he DIED! Knowing Uwe Boll, he'd cast Sam Rockwell as Guile, William H. Macy as Zangief and Ed Harris as Dhalsim, then he'd make sure every scene featured a helicopter. Just in case.
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2006, 08:05:20 PM » |
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I'd rather see a crap-throwing monkey make a movie before Uwe Boll.
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2006, 09:49:52 PM » |
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I dunno. The original had Jean Claude in it...its hard to top the 'acting' that he did in that movie. *shudder* At least we know that it'd have clips from the game intercut into the movie. Stealth boats! We need more stealth boats!
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2006, 10:26:51 PM » |
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dude, the original at least had a coherent plot.
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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2006, 10:57:59 PM » |
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Not to mention Ming-Na as Chun Li and Kylie "Pant-Pant" Minogue as the army chick.
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2006, 02:17:01 AM » |
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dude, the original at least had a coherent plot. It did? It was SO B movie material that I didn't pay too much attention to the plot during the time I wasted watching it (for free mind you, on SciFi if I remember right) - I was too busy laughing at the sheer stupidity of it.
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2006, 02:19:51 AM » |
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Not to mention Ming-Na as Chun Li and Kylie "Pant-Pant" Minogue as the army chick. Not sure I'd mind if they used some slash fiction as the script. :wink:
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2006, 02:22:17 AM » |
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I'd rather see a crap-throwing monkey make a movie before Uwe Boll. So the formula would be: 1) Cast The Missing Link 2) Rent some camera equipment 3) ????? 4) PROFIT!!! As long as it's made in Germany (and we can falsify documents saying it was in place before the law change), that is :twisted:
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2006, 03:27:45 AM » |
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Nth Power wrote: I'd rather see a crap-throwing monkey make a movie before Uwe Boll. So the formula would be: 1) Cast The Missing Link 2) Rent some camera equipment 3) ????? 4) PROFIT!!! As long as it's made in Germany (and we can falsify documents saying it was in place before the law change), that is Twisted Evil We can even use some version of IMPS to manage it! I'm sure they could do better!
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