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Daehawk
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« on: April 19, 2010, 11:37:54 PM »

I think that Israeli girl is to blame. In fact i know it. See  we were walking along when this girl..who I will refer to as The Israeli Rack...grabs my wife and starts doing her sales pitch on skin care. Ok now you have all seen the pics of hot Israeli women right? Ok that was her. Long long curly jet black hair, olive eyes, dark skin, accent, sun dress...short on top and bottom. So she has my wife sit down and starts trying stuff on her. Wife loves it..the smells, the soft lotions, the attention....and i'm enjoying the small dress on The Israeli Rack. I lost track of time. I forgot to go to Gamestop. All I see is cleavage. I just nod my head, answer yes a lot, and stare....or try not to I mean. No I wasn't looking there..stop looking there..I tell myself.

So when we walk away I'm down $250 somehow and my wife has 5 bags of product. Man that girl was a saleslady.  icon_biggrin So my wife is happy and I'm happy. Great day. Must stop by next week and see whats on sale.

EDIT: This is what she would look like from behind but with longer hair...she had the M16..in my mind at least.

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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2010, 11:44:41 PM »

I honestly wonder how many of them are /not/ Israeli, and are Palestinian or something else?
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2010, 11:45:32 PM »

I could check her for bombs.
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2010, 11:51:40 PM »

Really seems like you're just loaded with $$$ these days...
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2010, 11:55:41 PM »

A little. Have more than I did.
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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2010, 12:43:52 AM »

Is this the same Daehawk that had Kitty in the Kitchen issues? Glad to see you've got more spending money than you've had in the past but you might want to slow down a little bit there, pardner, rack or no rack.  icon_wink
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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2010, 12:52:50 AM »

Quote from: Zarkon on April 19, 2010, 11:44:41 PM

I honestly wonder how many of them are /not/ Israeli, and are Palestinian or something else?

note the standard issue M-16's.

Palestinians use non-US issued munitions.

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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2010, 12:59:51 AM »

So she had a muffin-top?
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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2010, 01:02:29 AM »

Quote from: msduncan on April 20, 2010, 12:52:50 AM

Quote from: Zarkon on April 19, 2010, 11:44:41 PM

I honestly wonder how many of them are /not/ Israeli, and are Palestinian or something else?

note the standard issue M-16's.

Palestinians use non-US issued munitions.



That's not standard issue, BTW.  Looks like a GAU-5 (collapsible stock, shorter barrel)...  
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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2010, 01:20:22 AM »

$250 worth of lotion better buy one helluva hand job.  eek
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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2010, 01:40:33 AM »

Ya it was all made with stuff from the Dead Sea too. That's the company schtick. Like a mud bar for soap, the lotions have Dead Sea minerals in them. And funny of all funny they actually sell $80 jars of Dead Sea sea salt to scrub your dry parts with. Lolz. I asked the wife if I could eat it but she said I might not like the fragrance in it frown
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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2010, 01:56:54 AM »

You shoulda used that $250.00 on that shotgun you wanted.
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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2010, 04:04:17 AM »

Hate to say it but that stuff is a scam.
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2010, 06:37:45 AM »

Quote from: Louis Cypher on April 20, 2010, 04:04:17 AM

Hate to say it but that stuff is a scam.

It's nice that you bought your wife something.

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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2010, 04:05:10 PM »

Quote from: Gromit on April 20, 2010, 01:02:29 AM

Quote from: msduncan on April 20, 2010, 12:52:50 AM

Quote from: Zarkon on April 19, 2010, 11:44:41 PM

I honestly wonder how many of them are /not/ Israeli, and are Palestinian or something else?

note the standard issue M-16's.

Palestinians use non-US issued munitions.





That's not standard issue, BTW.  Looks like a GAU-5 (collapsible stock, shorter barrel)...  

True for non officers.     Officers frequently get collapsible.  My dad always recommended against anything that might differentiate you as an officer though.   Sniper bait.
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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2010, 04:23:42 PM »

My wife sold Mary Kay.....saved me a lot of money....but no hot Israeli chicks.
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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2010, 04:37:41 PM »

Quote from: Daehawk on April 20, 2010, 01:40:33 AM

Ya it was all made with stuff from the Dead Sea too. That's the company schtick. Like a mud bar for soap, the lotions have Dead Sea minerals in them. And funny of all funny they actually sell $80 jars of Dead Sea sea salt to scrub your dry parts with. Lolz. I asked the wife if I could eat it but she said I might not like the fragrance in it frown

It owuld have been a lot cheaper to buy some jergens and just dump some sea salt in it.  Your wife would not know the difference slywink

Also, agree with the slow down on the spending train of thought before you blow thorugh all that disability money we are paying you.  No bailout out for you good sir!   icon_biggrin
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