Went to the mall..came home missing $250

[Daehawk]

I think that Israeli girl is to blame. In fact i know it. See  we were walking along when this girl..who I will refer to as The Israeli Rack...grabs my wife and starts doing her sales pitch on skin care. Ok now you have all seen the pics of hot Israeli women right? Ok that was her. Long long curly jet black hair, olive eyes, dark skin, accent, sun dress...short on top and bottom. So she has my wife sit down and starts trying stuff on her. Wife loves it..the smells, the soft lotions, the attention....and i'm enjoying the small dress on The Israeli Rack. I lost track of time. I forgot to go to Gamestop. All I see is cleavage. I just nod my head, answer yes a lot, and stare....or try not to I mean. No I wasn't looking there..stop looking there..I tell myself.

So when we walk away I'm down $250 somehow and my wife has 5 bags of product. Man that girl was a saleslady.   So my wife is happy and I'm happy. Great day. Must stop by next week and see whats on sale.

EDIT: This is what she would look like from behind but with longer hair...she had the M16..in my mind at least.

[Zarkon]

I honestly wonder how many of them are /not/ Israeli, and are Palestinian or something else?

[Daehawk]

I could check her for bombs.

[depward]

Really seems like you're just loaded with $$$ these days...

[Daehawk]

A little. Have more than I did.

[MonkeyFinger]

Is this the same Daehawk that had Kitty in the Kitchen issues? Glad to see you've got more spending money than you've had in the past but you might want to slow down a little bit there, pardner, rack or no rack. 

[msduncan]

I honestly wonder how many of them are /not/ Israeli, and are Palestinian or something else?

note the standard issue M-16's.

Palestinians use non-US issued munitions.

[Gromit]

So she had a muffin-top?

[Gromit]

I honestly wonder how many of them are /not/ Israeli, and are Palestinian or something else?

note the standard issue M-16's.

Palestinians use non-US issued munitions.

That's not standard issue, BTW.  Looks like a GAU-5 (collapsible stock, shorter barrel)...  

[Captain Caveman]

$250 worth of lotion better buy one helluva hand job. 

[Daehawk]

Ya it was all made with stuff from the Dead Sea too. That's the company schtick. Like a mud bar for soap, the lotions have Dead Sea minerals in them. And funny of all funny they actually sell $80 jars of Dead Sea sea salt to scrub your dry parts with. Lolz. I asked the wife if I could eat it but she said I might not like the fragrance in it

[ATB]

You shoulda used that $250.00 on that shotgun you wanted.

[Louis Cypher]

Hate to say it but that stuff is a scam.

[Alefroth]

Hate to say it but that stuff is a scam.

It's nice that you bought your wife something.

Ale

[msduncan]

I honestly wonder how many of them are /not/ Israeli, and are Palestinian or something else?

note the standard issue M-16's.

Palestinians use non-US issued munitions.

That's not standard issue, BTW.  Looks like a GAU-5 (collapsible stock, shorter barrel)...  

True for non officers.     Officers frequently get collapsible.  My dad always recommended against anything that might differentiate you as an officer though.   Sniper bait.

[Scuzz]

My wife sold Mary Kay.....saved me a lot of money....but no hot Israeli chicks.

[morlac]

Ya it was all made with stuff from the Dead Sea too. That's the company schtick. Like a mud bar for soap, the lotions have Dead Sea minerals in them. And funny of all funny they actually sell $80 jars of Dead Sea sea salt to scrub your dry parts with. Lolz. I asked the wife if I could eat it but she said I might not like the fragrance in it

It owuld have been a lot cheaper to buy some jergens and just dump some sea salt in it.  Your wife would not know the difference

Also, agree with the slow down on the spending train of thought before you blow thorugh all that disability money we are paying you.  No bailout out for you good sir!