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Author Topic: We need a post about the 62 foot tall Jesus statue here  (Read 1803 times)
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« on: December 01, 2004, 10:18:44 PM »

I've been laughing all day at a thread about this over at Quarter to Three and kinda hoped someone would start one over here.  No one else has risen to the occasion so here goes.  Link
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Nov. 26, 2004 - An Ohio church has built what is believed to be the largest statue of Jesus in America.

The Solid Rock church built the giant fiberglass and styrofoam statue to remind people of the real meaning of Christmas.

The statue is 62-feet tall. It cost about $250,000 dollars to build.

The church plans to make the Jesus statue even more visible by adding lights



The thread at QT3 is entitled "Giant Zombie Jesus rises from grave to remind about Xmas"   biggrin
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2004, 10:29:24 PM »

Looks like Jesus stepped in a hole. biggrin
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2004, 10:43:41 PM »

Are we sure that's not a casino? Tongue

62 foot jesus statue?  Boring.

62 foot jesus statue with neon sign?  Classy.

/sarcasm

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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2004, 11:01:42 PM »

62 feet? slackers. Oral Roberts had a 900 foot tall Jesus!
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2004, 11:05:04 PM »

Jesus Christ!!!!!  :shock:
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2004, 11:36:50 PM »

Yeah he died for our sins but Jesus was buried up to his chest for our annoying habits.
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2004, 11:59:21 PM »

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Looks like Jesus stepped in a hole. biggrin


Oh man, I laughed so hard at this comment.  :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2004, 12:30:32 AM »

Why does Jesus have a lasso?
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2004, 12:56:49 AM »

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Looks like Jesus stepped in a hole. biggrin

Sinking in quicksand maybe?   biggrin
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2004, 01:11:07 AM »

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Yeah he died for our sins but Jesus was buried up to his chest for our annoying habits.


Bravo!  :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2004, 01:29:31 AM »

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The thread at QT3 is entitled "Giant Zombie Jesus rises from grave to remind about Xmas"  :lol:


Whoever wrote this title deserves a pulitzer.  LOL indeed.
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2004, 01:32:29 AM »

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The thread at QT3 is entitled "Giant Zombie Jesus rises from grave to remind about Xmas"  :lol:


Whoever wrote this title deserves a pulitzer.  LOL indeed.

I can take no credit.  It was Derek Meister over at QT3.  Link
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2004, 02:10:30 AM »

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Are we sure that's not a casino? Tongue

62 foot jesus statue?  Boring.

62 foot jesus statue with neon sign?  Classy.

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Haha, does look like a casino.  :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2004, 02:21:33 AM »

Don't mess with The Jesus, man! (!WARNING: VULGAR LANGUAGE!)
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2004, 04:01:20 PM »

That some weird lookin half Jesus man.
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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2004, 05:20:51 PM »

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The church plans to make the Jesus statue even more visible by adding lights.


Well, sure, without lights it's pretty easy to miss a 62-foot statue of Jesus. Or is that supposed to be Tom Cruise's character from "Born on the Fourth of July?"
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2004, 05:41:36 PM »

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« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2004, 06:25:00 PM »

Caption:  Gaia finally gets sick of all this Jesus talk these last few millennia.
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« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2004, 06:46:39 PM »

It's a sad sad thing that $250,000 only buys you half a Jesus....
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« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2004, 07:22:15 PM »

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It's a sad sad thing that $250,000 only buys you half a Jesus....

Made of styrofoam and fiberglass no less.
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