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« on: August 15, 2008, 05:25:54 PM »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2563307/Bigfoot-body-discovery-dismissed-as-a-hoax.html



Bullshit or not.  You decide.
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2008, 05:37:50 PM »

It's a fake.

It looks nothing like The Missing Link.



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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2008, 06:43:42 PM »

I can see the resemblance.

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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2008, 06:52:11 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on August 15, 2008, 05:37:50 PM

It's a fake.

It looks nothing like The Missing Link.



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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2008, 07:07:12 PM »

The face does look startlingly realistic.

I have seen actual gorilla masks in real life, and this is spot on.

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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2008, 07:18:38 PM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on August 15, 2008, 05:25:54 PM






I'm uncomfortable with this new, dark direction the "Messin' With Sasquatch" ad campaign has taken.
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 08:51:53 PM »

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Mr Dyer and Mr Whitton claim to have discovered the body in woods at an unspecified location in northern Georgia, and to have spotted three living Bigfoots as they dragged the carcass into their car.

This is the real reason the Russians are invading northern Georgia.
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 09:53:30 PM »

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Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here - fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother. Look at the motherfuckers! You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherfuckin' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the fuck are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this

[quickly shakes head back and forth]

and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the fuck out, too!
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2008, 10:14:48 PM »



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Brock Samson: You coulda ... told me Sasquatch was a... a dude.
Steve Summers: Huh?  You couldn't tell?
Brock Samson: Not until I had to... [shudders] shave him.
Steve Summers: What are you, shy? Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.
Brock Samson: Sasquatch IS something I haven't seen before!
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2008, 12:19:59 AM »

I'm betting it's a fake.
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2008, 12:34:22 AM »

It's pretty well debunked already.  Someone found a costume with the exact same nose.

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/SasquatchLARGE.htm



Also, I saw the documentary video the "expert" released.  That guy has charlatan written all over him.
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2008, 12:52:35 AM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on August 16, 2008, 12:34:22 AM

That guy has charlatan written all over him.

hey, he posts here!  GET HIM!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2008, 07:43:16 PM »

What if they found a dead guy with a sasquatch costume on?
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 12:26:40 PM »

Worst hoax ever.
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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 12:39:46 PM »

Quote from: Eduardo X on August 20, 2008, 12:26:40 PM


Two rednecks from Georgia: "um, we found a Bigfoot body"

CNN: "hmm ... really? ok... well clearly we need to put you on our news channel and on the front page of one of the busiest news sites in the world"



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« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2008, 01:28:35 PM »

Quote from: Jeff Jones on August 20, 2008, 12:39:46 PM

Quote from: Eduardo X on August 20, 2008, 12:26:40 PM


Two rednecks from Georgia: "um, we found a Bigfoot body"

CNN: "hmm ... really? ok... well clearly we need to put you on our news channel and on the front page of one of the busiest news sites in the world"

people are starving for something to believe in...when faith and government fails, what else is there to look at, than fairy Tals?
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« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2008, 02:54:30 PM »

I am just shocked.  I can't believe it wasn't real.  My faith in humanity has been shaken to it's core.   icon_wink
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« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2008, 02:57:05 PM »

damn Georgians!  Maybe we can get Russia to occupy them!
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2008, 06:09:20 PM »

I'm still looking for the Ohio Grassman. My neighbor swears he "heard" one growling at him a couple of nights ago. Of course the logical explanation is that he was drunk (like usual) and a coon or coyote was growling at him.
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2008, 06:28:54 PM »

There was another version of the article that mentioned that the police officer was being fired. Idiots.
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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2008, 12:21:09 AM »

Quote from: Scraper on August 22, 2008, 06:09:20 PM

I'm still looking for the Ohio Grassman. My neighbor swears he "heard" one growling at him a couple of nights ago. Of course the logical explanation is that he was drunk (like usual) and a coon or coyote was growling at him.

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Bigfoot Encounters
The Ohio "Grassman"

For Bigfoot Encounters By Christopher L. Murphy
 
Generally speaking, the Ohio "Grassman" meets the description of Bigfoot from other parts of the United States and Canada. The most notable differences between Grassman and Bigfoot are not in the creature's description but in its habits.

Grassman has been seen in groups of up to five individuals which might indicate it is more social than Bigfoot. Further, there are indications that Grassman "cooperatively" hunts deer and either uses caves for dwellings or actually constructs crude dwellings from forest material.

We have little information in these areas concerning Bigfoot. Finally, Grassman if very often seen on farms or near farms. This fact indicates that farms are a main source of food for Grassman (often observed in cornfields).

Certainly, Ohio's highly agricultural nature is a main reason for this occurrence, however, Grassman has apparently adjusted his lifestyle to suit conditions in Ohio. Bigfoot, conversely, appears to rely mostly on non-cultivated food sources.

Information from eyewitness reports

    * Height: Ranges from 5-feet tall to 10-feet tall; generally in the 6-foot to 7-foot range
    * Footprints: Range from 10-inches to 20-inches long
    * Weight: Estimates of 300 pounds to 1,000 pounds

General descriptions

    * Cries like a baby, screams like a woman
    * Known to kill dogs
    * Snub nose, peaked eyes, very chesty
    * Often seen in corn fields
    * Noted for breaking tree limbs
    * Looks like a gorilla, but appears to stand straighter
    * Strong odor
    * Blackish-brown in color, long arms, pointed head, deep-set eyes
    * Bulky head, no neck, monstrous wide shoulders
    * Growls or barks
    * Unusual heavy breathing sounds
    * Some footprints appear to have clawed toes
    * Red eyes
    * Some reports of white creatures
    * Some prints pigeon-toed and flat-footed
    * Shaggy-haired
    * Long smooth brown hair
    * Rotten egg odor
    * Gray hair, large luminous eyes
    * Coal-black hairy creature, like an over-grown gorilla
    * Covered with hair except the palms of its hands; robot-like walk
    * Some prints are three-toed
    * Throws large rocks
    * Possible handprints have been found
    * Knocking sounds (wood hit against tree trunk)

Other notations

    * Mothers and babies have been observed
    * Feces found on tree limbs
    * Feces has wood fibers
    * Groups up to five individuals have been seen
    * Hair strand (16-inches) analyzed by Ohio State University strand could not be identified.
    * Creature observed apparently following deer herd
    * Observed in a cave with stash of deer parts
    * Unusual structures (domes made of forest material) may be attributed to creature.
    * Numerous unusual deer kills with just the deer's liver taken may be attributed to creature.

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