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« on: October 10, 2005, 07:46:56 PM »

You only have time to pull one from a pack of wild dogs.  The other quickly becomes puppy chow.  Which will you save?

A) The young, attractive lady.

B) The old, frail lady.
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2005, 07:49:21 PM »

Its a harder question to answer than the surface belies.  The old frail lady isn't long for the world, but do you lose her wisdom?  The young attractive lady is probably not as wise as the old lady, but gotta factor in the hotness.

In the end, neither of em...they put themselves there, they can get themselves out.  Silly women drivers...
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2005, 08:07:28 PM »

Is one of them obviously wealthy?
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2005, 08:09:56 PM »

The young one.  The old lady has already lived her life.  Maybe the young one has a small child at home.   Plus, she's hot.  Easy choice for me, but maybe I'm just a shallow SOB.
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2005, 08:47:28 PM »

Neither of them mean squat to me, so it's gotta be the young one.  There is evidence of a potential upside to saving her(her looks), while the old frail lady presents no clear evidence of offering me anything I'd want.  Plus, dogs like to gnaw on bones, old ladies have brittle bones- it's win/win for everyone.
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2005, 08:48:37 PM »

A, for the reasons Interloper stated.

If you're a male, you can't help but pick A.  Your biology demands the fertile (or at least, who seems fertile) be preserved over the infertile.
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2005, 09:21:30 PM »

There's an angel on my right shoulder and a devil on my left.  They're both screaming, "Young and attractive!"
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2005, 09:22:22 PM »

If you're older and wiser, you realize that the old woman probably has a heap of money stashed away which she'll will to you for saving her life.  

After the will has been changed, invite her back to the dogs' location but this time pretend to faint with fear when they attack her.  

With a few weeks you can afford any shallow Barbie you want.
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2005, 09:45:39 PM »

Neither. Let the dogs deal with the bitches :wink:
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2005, 10:25:14 PM »

Who says you can rescue them, and what makes you so special?

If it's me - I say rescue the old lady - cz if I can rescue one of them, then the young one should be able to take care of herself!  :twisted:
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2005, 10:28:41 PM »

Does the older lady have dentures? If so, you could parlay that rescue into a nice blowjob.
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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2005, 10:32:02 PM »

Fires, dogs, why do I feel like we're doing warning's sociology homework?

Young girl, because my wife is looking for an affordable maid, and the old lady doesn't look up to the task.
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2005, 11:09:24 PM »

Neither.  I'm not fighting off a pack of wild dogs without some kind pre-arrainged reward.
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2005, 12:04:39 AM »

I tell the ninja I saw in the alley about the dogs.  He flips out and kills 'em.
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« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2005, 03:20:25 AM »

Depends on which one is my wife and which one is my mother.
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« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2005, 04:48:24 AM »

Well Odds are the younger cuter one would either be my wife, or my girlfriend, and if she's either, odds are the dogs can have her.  Now if she doesnt know me from a hole in the wall, she's prolly worth saving.  And the old person, while wise will just complaiun about how you saved her anyways.

She's lived a full life, she can go in pieces.
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« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2005, 02:34:44 PM »

Quote from: "O.DOGG"
Neither. Let the dogs deal with the bitches :wink:

I'm with O.DOGG.

[anger mode on]
Especially the young, attractive one.  She probably cheated on some poor guy and divorced him because she couldn't keep her legs closed outside of marriage.  Bitch!  Take that for crushing the nice guy.
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« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2005, 03:57:00 PM »

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Neither. Let the dogs deal with the bitches  

I'm with O.DOGG.

[anger mode on]
Especially the young, attractive one. She probably cheated on some poor guy and divorced him because she couldn't keep her legs closed outside of marriage. Bitch! Take that for crushing the nice guy.
[/anger mode off]

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« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2005, 05:39:35 PM »

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Quote from: "O.DOGG"
Neither. Let the dogs deal with the bitches :wink:

I'm with O.DOGG.

[anger mode on]
Especially the young, attractive one.  She probably cheated on some poor guy and divorced him because she couldn't keep her legs closed outside of marriage.  Bitch!  Take that for crushing the nice guy.
[/anger mode off]


Ain't that the truth biggrin
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« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2005, 09:09:57 PM »

If I was on my way home to watch a hockey game, well, sorry ladies....slywink
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« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2005, 11:27:47 PM »

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Depends on which one is my wife and which one is my mother.

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dogs like to gnaw on bones, old ladies have brittle bones- it's win/win for everyone.

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why do I feel like we're doing warning's sociology homework?

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She's lived a full life, she can go in pieces.

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If you're older and wiser, you realize that the old woman probably has a heap of money stashed away which she'll will to you for saving her life.

After the will has been changed, invite her back to the dogs' location but this time pretend to faint with fear when they attack her.

With a few weeks you can afford any shallow Barbie you want.

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« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2005, 11:19:48 AM »

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Does the older lady have dentures? If so, you could parlay that rescue into a nice blowjob.


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