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« on: July 30, 2008, 05:38:13 PM »

1)  This article in The Onion entitled "Al Gore Places Infant Son in Rocket to Escape Dying Planet"

2) This headline from the always funny writer(s) of thesuperficial.com regarding the split up between Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong. 

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Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong make like his testicles and stop being a pair

(I know, I know...it's in poor taste, but it still made me chuckle)
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2008, 05:41:31 PM »

well that's a ballsy headline to write up. 
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2008, 05:53:49 PM »

Quote from: Caine on July 30, 2008, 05:41:31 PM

well that's a ballsy headline to write up. 

They're testie-ing his patience!
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 06:29:43 PM »

Quote from: leo8877 on July 30, 2008, 05:53:49 PM

Quote from: Caine on July 30, 2008, 05:41:31 PM

well that's a ballsy headline to write up. 

They're testie-ing his patience!

All the easy puns were taken. Nuts. frown

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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2008, 03:47:46 AM »

Quote from: Purge on July 30, 2008, 06:29:43 PM

Quote from: leo8877 on July 30, 2008, 05:53:49 PM

Quote from: Caine on July 30, 2008, 05:41:31 PM

well that's a ballsy headline to write up. 

They're testie-ing his patience!

All the easy puns were taken. Nuts. frown



well, leo did kinda cock his up.
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2008, 02:12:48 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on July 31, 2008, 03:47:46 AM

Quote from: Purge on July 30, 2008, 06:29:43 PM

Quote from: leo8877 on July 30, 2008, 05:53:49 PM

Quote from: Caine on July 30, 2008, 05:41:31 PM

well that's a ballsy headline to write up. 

They're testie-ing his patience!

All the easy puns were taken. Nuts. frown



well, leo did kinda cock his up.

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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2008, 03:51:21 PM »

Quote from: Purge on July 31, 2008, 02:12:48 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on July 31, 2008, 03:47:46 AM

Quote from: Purge on July 30, 2008, 06:29:43 PM

Quote from: leo8877 on July 30, 2008, 05:53:49 PM

Quote from: Caine on July 30, 2008, 05:41:31 PM

well that's a ballsy headline to write up. 

They're testie-ing his patience!

All the easy puns were taken. Nuts. frown



well, leo did kinda cock his up.

Sacked!

Nuts.  Late to the party again...
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2008, 04:01:50 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on July 31, 2008, 03:51:21 PM

Quote from: Purge on July 31, 2008, 02:12:48 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on July 31, 2008, 03:47:46 AM

Quote from: Purge on July 30, 2008, 06:29:43 PM

Quote from: leo8877 on July 30, 2008, 05:53:49 PM

Quote from: Caine on July 30, 2008, 05:41:31 PM

well that's a ballsy headline to write up. 

They're testie-ing his patience!

All the easy puns were taken. Nuts. frown



well, leo did kinda cock his up.

Sacked!

Nuts.  Late to the party again...

at least you weren't pre-mature.
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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2008, 04:41:12 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on July 31, 2008, 04:01:50 PM

Quote from: rickfc on July 31, 2008, 03:51:21 PM

Quote from: Purge on July 31, 2008, 02:12:48 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on July 31, 2008, 03:47:46 AM

Quote from: Purge on July 30, 2008, 06:29:43 PM

Quote from: leo8877 on July 30, 2008, 05:53:49 PM

Quote from: Caine on July 30, 2008, 05:41:31 PM

well that's a ballsy headline to write up. 

They're testie-ing his patience!

All the easy puns were taken. Nuts. frown



well, leo did kinda cock his up.

Sacked!

Nuts.  Late to the party again...

at least you weren't pre-mature.

But once I got here, I ejaculated everything I wanted to say at once
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« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2008, 04:44:30 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on July 31, 2008, 04:41:12 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on July 31, 2008, 04:01:50 PM

Quote from: rickfc on July 31, 2008, 03:51:21 PM

Quote from: Purge on July 31, 2008, 02:12:48 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on July 31, 2008, 03:47:46 AM

Quote from: Purge on July 30, 2008, 06:29:43 PM

Quote from: leo8877 on July 30, 2008, 05:53:49 PM

Quote from: Caine on July 30, 2008, 05:41:31 PM

well that's a ballsy headline to write up. 

They're testie-ing his patience!

 the easy puns were taken. Nuts. frown



well, leo did kinda cock his up.

Sacked!

Nuts.  Late to the party again...

at least you weren't pre-mature.

But once I got here, I ejaculated everything I wanted to say at once

at least i got off the first round.  all you now are getting sloppy seconds. 
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2008, 05:06:47 PM »

July 31st, 2008 - The Day Comedy Died.


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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2008, 06:16:36 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on July 31, 2008, 05:06:47 PM

July 31st, 2008 - The Day Comedy Died.


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Says the one with the picture of Carrot Top as his avatar?
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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2008, 06:18:55 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on July 31, 2008, 06:16:36 PM

Quote from: hepcat on July 31, 2008, 05:06:47 PM

July 31st, 2008 - The Day Comedy Died.


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Says the one with the picture of Carrot Top as his avatar?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!  THE TOP IS GOD, HE TELLS ME WHEN TO TAKE THE SOULS OF THE UNBE....

errr...I mean...yeah...i'm just being...ummm...ironic with that avatar.  yeah, that's the word i'm lookin' for, ironic.
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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2008, 06:21:09 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on July 31, 2008, 06:18:55 PM

Quote from: rickfc on July 31, 2008, 06:16:36 PM

Quote from: hepcat on July 31, 2008, 05:06:47 PM

July 31st, 2008 - The Day Comedy Died.


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Says the one with the picture of Carrot Top as his avatar?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!  THE TOP IS GOD, HE TELLS ME WHEN TO TAKE THE SOULS OF THE UNBE....

errr...I mean...yeah...i'm just being...ummm...ironic with that avatar.  yeah, that's the word i'm lookin' for, ironic.

Repeat after me:  Carrot Top is not funny.  Carrot Top is not funny. Carrot Top is not funny.  Carrot Top is not funny. Carrot Top is not funny.  Carrot Top is not funny. Carrot Top is not funny.  Carrot Top is not funny.

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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2008, 06:22:41 PM »

Carrot Top is not funny.  Carrot Top is not funny.  Carrol O' Connor is not funny.  Carrol O' Connor kills bunnies.  Carol O' Connor....

wait...i got lost.
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« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2008, 06:28:32 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on July 31, 2008, 06:22:41 PM

Carrot Top is not funny.  Carrot Top is not funny.  Carrol O' Connor is not funny.  Carrol O' Connor kills bunnies.  Carol O' Connor....

wait...i got lost.

Back to ball humor:

Take a load off.  You'll feel better once you've emptied your sack of such burden.

2 points for me!
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« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2008, 08:54:19 PM »

you mean Carrot Top in his red wife beater about to chow down on a Monte Cristo?
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