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« on: September 28, 2007, 05:46:45 PM » |
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I just can't make this crap up: Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.
The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.
According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."
"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."
The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12. I wonder if you'll be able to visit the 'shelter' in the next Fallout?  |
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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2007, 05:50:01 PM » |
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Xenu is an ass. I could totally see him turning half a continent to glass.
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 06:02:53 PM » |
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But The Star certainly could. I have no doubt that Tom Cruise is off his rocker, but this sets of the BS alarm. |
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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 07:04:26 PM » |
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You know, what if Xenu does invade? Won't the rest of us look stupid then.
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2007, 07:08:00 PM » |
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But The Star certainly could. I have no doubt that Tom Cruise is off his rocker, but this sets of the BS alarm. I agree. |
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2007, 07:55:16 PM » |
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that' a hell of a closet he's got there. he could survive for years without coming out.
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2007, 07:59:12 PM » |
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that' a hell of a closet he's got there. he could survive for years without coming out.
Winner. |
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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2007, 08:01:46 PM » |
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Faith cannot be fully explained logically. Even Aquinas admitted as much.
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2007, 09:10:11 PM » |
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I hope Xenu doesn't accuse us of having weapons of galactic destruction.
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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2007, 09:38:19 PM » |
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that' a hell of a closet he's got there. he could survive for years without coming out. i second - awesome |
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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2007, 02:30:10 AM » |
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maybe we can trick him so he'll lock himself down there forever......
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2007, 04:24:55 PM » |
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Maybe he's just a big fan of Lost.
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2007, 07:16:18 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2007, 01:19:31 PM » |
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Do you get the impression he's becoming this generation's Howard Hughes (eccentricity-wise)?
"Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints... show me all the blueprints... show me all the blueprints... show me all the blueprints.."
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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2007, 05:21:15 PM » |
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looks like they moved the article. |
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