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« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2013, 01:28:47 AM »

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Quote from: Caine on April 12, 2013, 12:49:24 AM

Quote from: Laner on April 12, 2013, 12:42:14 AM

Usually when it comes to the babe du jour, I find them overrated (Megan Fox, for example).  But Kate Upton... yeah.  Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Hell, I'd let Megan Fox eat crackers in bed.   Kato could eat whatever he Damn well chooses in my bed.   Ribs even.

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We all know Kato is a lightweight.   One half a beer and he passes out.   

How is this relevant?   Easy,  it's now the couch instead of the bed.
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« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2013, 01:42:49 AM »

Quote from: hepcat on April 12, 2013, 12:35:51 AM

Christ was that monotonous.  I could only make it through the 6th hour before I had to stop.

Wow. I only lasted 3 minutes.
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« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2013, 02:24:31 AM »

Pssst. It was a humorous exaggeration.
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« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2013, 03:17:47 AM »

pssst and Crusis was employing self deprecating humor
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« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2013, 03:36:58 AM »

pssst I farted but luckily it was not self defecating humor
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« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2013, 03:38:44 AM »

That was a crappy joke CK
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« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2013, 03:59:26 AM »

I can see why Kate Upton is ogled by many and considered gorgeous, and I hate to agree with ATB (slywink), but she is also not my cup of tea.  C'est la vie.
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« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2013, 06:30:26 AM »

Blondes and glamor girls are not ordinarily my types. Glamorous blondes are right out. But I'm prepared to grant Ms Upton an exception. The older I get, the more "my type" gravitates toward any non-obese female under 50 who has a pulse.
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« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2013, 07:41:05 AM »

I love the fact that I don't even know who Kate Upton is. Revelling in ignorance and loving it!
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« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2013, 12:28:02 PM »

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The older I get, the more "my type" gravitates toward any non-obese female under 50 who has a pulse.

Coincidentally, those were the exact requirements CK put on his eharmony application.
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« Reply #50 on: April 12, 2013, 12:32:38 PM »

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Quote from: Ironrod on April 12, 2013, 06:30:26 AM

The older I get, the more "my type" gravitates toward any non-obese female under 50 who has a pulse.

Coincidentally, those were the exact requirements CK put on his eharmony application.

Except for the pulse part.
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« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2013, 04:18:56 PM »

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Quote from: Ironrod on April 12, 2013, 06:30:26 AM

The older I get, the more "my type" gravitates toward any non-obese female under 50 who has a pulse.

Coincidentally, those were the exact requirements CK put on his eharmony application.

Except for the pulse part.

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thankfully, the page crashed and has since become unavaible
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« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2013, 04:40:20 PM »

Quote from: Caine on April 12, 2013, 04:18:56 PM

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Quote from: Ironrod on April 12, 2013, 06:30:26 AM

The older I get, the more "my type" gravitates toward any non-obese female under 50 who has a pulse.

Coincidentally, those were the exact requirements CK put on his eharmony application.

Except for the pulse part.

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LF:  BB Female (optional)
Age:  Mature (must be at least 2x my age)
Status:  Living - Preferred, but open


thankfully, the page crashed and has since become unavaible

yeah, some weird Asian guy from California kept spamming it with requests....
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« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2013, 04:50:25 PM »

Quote from: Harpua3 on April 12, 2013, 01:19:59 AM

Hell, I eat corn out of her ass... Too far?


popcorn?
creamed corn?
corn on the cob?
corn flakes?
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« Reply #54 on: April 12, 2013, 05:43:17 PM »

Quote from: rshetts2 on April 12, 2013, 03:17:47 AM

pssst and Crusis was employing self deprecating humor

Whoopsie, that's what I get for posting while tired, the ol' Sarcasmatron 3000 was off-line.
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« Reply #55 on: April 12, 2013, 06:48:38 PM »

Quote from: ATB on April 12, 2013, 12:28:02 PM

Quote from: Ironrod on April 12, 2013, 06:30:26 AM

The older I get, the more "my type" gravitates toward any non-obese female under 50 who has a pulse.

Coincidentally, those were the exact requirements CK put on his eharmony application.

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« Reply #56 on: April 12, 2013, 06:50:44 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on April 12, 2013, 06:48:38 PM

Quote from: ATB on April 12, 2013, 12:28:02 PM

Quote from: Ironrod on April 12, 2013, 06:30:26 AM

The older I get, the more "my type" gravitates toward any non-obese female under 50 who has a pulse.

Coincidentally, those were the exact requirements CK put on his eharmony application.

Ceekay's match dot com profile:

Sex:  Yes

Correction:

Sex: Yes.  Please.  For the love of god.
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« Reply #57 on: April 12, 2013, 09:38:14 PM »

Quote from: Scuzz on April 12, 2013, 04:50:25 PM

Quote from: Harpua3 on April 12, 2013, 01:19:59 AM

Hell, I eat corn out of her ass... Too far?


popcorn?
creamed corn?
corn on the cob?
corn flakes?


I think this one is the most disturbing of the bunch.  the second one is a close second though. 

now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go throw up my lunch. 
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« Reply #58 on: April 12, 2013, 10:01:22 PM »

Quote from: Caine on April 12, 2013, 09:38:14 PM

Quote from: Scuzz on April 12, 2013, 04:50:25 PM

Quote from: Harpua3 on April 12, 2013, 01:19:59 AM

Hell, I eat corn out of her ass... Too far?


popcorn?
creamed corn?
corn on the cob?
corn flakes?


I think this one is the most disturbing of the bunch.  the second one is a close second though. 

now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go throw up my lunch. 

corn flakes could be pretty nasty too when you think about it.  Enjoy your dinner biggrin
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« Reply #59 on: April 12, 2013, 10:08:07 PM »

I think she's smokin', and this might be one of the sexiest pictures I've ever seen.  Ever.

Probably NSFW, so I'll spoiler

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« Reply #60 on: April 12, 2013, 10:59:24 PM »

I have seen people call her "heavy". I am sorry, but if that is heavy then I don't want to know your definition of well proportioned.
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« Reply #61 on: April 12, 2013, 11:17:47 PM »

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I have seen people call her "heavy". I am sorry, but if that is heavy then I don't want to know your definition of well proportioned.

Well, to be fair her body weight has fluctuated a bit. There are some pretty unflattering photos of her out there, although I believe they are a bit dated.
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« Reply #62 on: April 13, 2013, 03:06:03 PM »

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Quote from: Scuzz on April 12, 2013, 10:59:24 PM

I have seen people call her "heavy". I am sorry, but if that is heavy then I don't want to know your definition of well proportioned.

Well, to be fair her body weight has fluctuated a bit. There are some pretty unflattering photos of her out there, although I believe they are a bit dated.

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« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2013, 06:33:24 PM »

Just saying that she likes a hamburger now and then, and there's nothing wrong with that, but in her profession it gets a lot of scrutiny.

It doesn't help that she always seems to wear everything a size too small.

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« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2013, 07:25:35 PM »

I bet Harpau would eat chunky salsa off that ass.
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