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( Pop-up laden original link: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2006030195,00.html) She told Heat magazine: "I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect."
But Jessica admits she hasn’t always been a fan of her boobs – as a schoolgirl she tried to hide her busty chest.
She said: "At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them.
"Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory." Since TTIWWP:   |
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2006, 05:12:41 AM » |
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Mr. Obvious says: "I agree with her."
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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2006, 05:26:20 AM » |
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If you've got it flaunt it! It's not as though she was going to sit down and discuss Pythagorean theory.
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2006, 06:05:37 AM » |
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I used to hate her sister Ashlee until somebody mentioned she had great breasts.
It is soooo true - Ashlee's boobies >>>> Jessica's boobies.
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2006, 06:24:10 AM » |
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I used to hate her sister Ashlee until somebody mentioned she had great breasts.
It is soooo true - Ashlee's boobies >>>> Jessica's boobies. Need comparison pics. Jessica is no 10 but her sister is fugly. |
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2006, 07:01:16 AM » |
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  ASHLEE FTW |
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2006, 07:36:47 AM » |
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Jessicas breasts are bigger, look firmer and have a better shape. Ashlee is fugly.
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2006, 08:09:17 AM » |
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I thought Ashlee looked smoking hot on her newer album's cover:  A little heroin-whorish, but hot none the less. |
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2006, 08:22:41 AM » |
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I'm busy crafting my Ashley Simpson "trashy but fun-on-the-side" fantasy. She looks like she'd blow you for a corn dog. My interest is piqued. I find the album cover unsettling. The shadow makes it look like her breasts are about 6 inches apart. |
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2006, 09:45:07 AM » |
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She looks like she'd blow you for a corn dog. Quote of the year candidate? PERHAPS!! Still laughing out loud... |
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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2006, 09:52:42 AM » |
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Hhahahaa, that is awesome. That should make somebody's sig for a while.... :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2006, 01:01:23 PM » |
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I find the album cover unsettling. The shadow makes it look like her breasts are about 6 inches apart. I do believe there's a joke here that would imply the teller has a penis far mightier than all other posters - possibly utilizing the words "tight fit." |
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2006, 02:59:52 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2006, 03:07:01 PM » |
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This is also my first attempt at internet mockery using MS Paint, which up until now I've never really used. Be kind.   |
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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2006, 04:05:02 PM » |
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How 'bout this, whiteboy?  Was gonna add some dangly corndog earrings, but it's more effort than I'm willing to expend this morning. |
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« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2006, 05:11:09 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2006, 07:48:32 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2006, 08:22:21 PM » |
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She does absolutely nothing for me. I'd put her in a maid outfit, but then just make her clean the house. Literally nothing for me...
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« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2006, 08:50:54 PM » |
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Clean the house? She'd make the place dirtier.
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« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2006, 09:32:52 PM » |
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Clean the house? She'd make the place dirtier. Yea, you are probably right - what with the crackwhorishness (horray for making new words!). |
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« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2006, 09:42:17 PM » |
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I mean, I'd do her, but I dont find her particularly attractive
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« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2006, 09:42:56 PM » |
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Clean the house? She'd make the place dirtier. Yea, you are probably right - what with the crackwhorishness (horray for making new words!). You guys can have her clean your homes all you like. Me? I'll stick with this goddess:  |
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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2006, 10:02:52 PM » |
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Clean the house? She'd make the place dirtier. Yea, you are probably right - what with the crackwhorishness (horray for making new words!). You guys can have her clean your homes all you like. Me? I'll stick with this goddess: Yipes, we've gone from bad to worse. Might I recommend this lovely hat, ma'am?  |
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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2006, 11:02:21 PM » |
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You guys can have her clean your homes all you like. Me? I'll stick with this goddess: Dear Mitch, "Stick with" would seem to imply that the woman pictured has already been acquired. I happen to know that the woman pictured is not your wife. If you would be so kind as to have $500 and/or an XBox 360 with HD and Call of Duty at my house within the week you won't have some 'splainin' to do. Your friend, Nathan |
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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2006, 11:26:03 PM » |
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Hey, he made reference to a maid. All I'm doing is illustrating the type of maid I would not mind cleaning my house.
Granted, I should probably add "when I was single" to some part of that statement...
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« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2006, 03:40:01 AM » |
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« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2006, 05:40:40 AM » |
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« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2006, 08:24:44 AM » |
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Was wondering where the Sunday Skin threads disappeared too - thanks for bringin' 'em back! :wink:
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« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2006, 01:11:48 PM » |
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or this: Nicely done, Mike. |
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« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2006, 08:10:37 PM » |
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I mean, I'd do her, but I dont find her particularly attractive Ding ding ding. |
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« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2006, 08:23:07 PM » |
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Also:
Jessica Simpson just keeps getting uglier and uglier.
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« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2006, 10:15:15 PM » |
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How did this thread go from being about Jessica Simpson's breasts to way too much Ashlee Simpson? Bad.
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« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2006, 04:38:19 AM » |
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« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2006, 01:41:59 PM » |
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Shes not unatractive, but some of those shots... she doesnt always photograph well.
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« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2006, 02:52:21 PM » |
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But I mean, seriously, just take a look at the shape of that shadow between her breasts!! :shock:
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« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2006, 04:17:29 PM » |
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And seriously, just look at the fringe of her nipple.
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« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2006, 03:12:13 AM » |
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She really does have fantastic breasts.
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« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2006, 04:23:49 AM » |
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Seems to be a lot of space between them though.
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« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2006, 04:42:56 AM » |
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She looks like a mule.
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« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2006, 04:45:16 AM » |
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She looks like a mule. With tits. Not a pretty picture in my head. |
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