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« on: January 21, 2006, 03:59:52 AM »

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She told Heat magazine: "I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect."

But Jessica admits she hasn’t always been a fan of her boobs – as a schoolgirl she tried to hide her busty chest.

She said: "At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them.

"Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."


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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2006, 05:12:41 AM »

Mr. Obvious says: "I agree with her."
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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2006, 05:26:20 AM »

If you've got it flaunt it!  It's not as though she was going to sit down and discuss Pythagorean theory.
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2006, 06:05:37 AM »

I used to hate her sister Ashlee until somebody mentioned she had great breasts.

It is soooo true - Ashlee's boobies >>>> Jessica's boobies.
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2006, 06:24:10 AM »

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I used to hate her sister Ashlee until somebody mentioned she had great breasts.

It is soooo true - Ashlee's boobies >>>> Jessica's boobies.


Need comparison pics. Jessica is no 10 but her sister is fugly.
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2006, 07:01:16 AM »





ASHLEE FTW
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2006, 07:36:47 AM »

Jessicas breasts are bigger, look firmer and have a better shape. Ashlee is fugly.
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2006, 08:09:17 AM »

I thought Ashlee looked smoking hot on her newer album's cover:



A little heroin-whorish, but hot none the less.
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2006, 08:22:41 AM »

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I'm busy crafting my Ashley Simpson "trashy but fun-on-the-side" fantasy.  She looks like she'd blow you for a corn dog.  My interest is piqued.

I find the album cover unsettling.  The shadow makes it look like her breasts are about 6 inches apart.
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2006, 09:45:07 AM »

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She looks like she'd blow you for a corn dog.


Quote of the year candidate?  PERHAPS!!

Still laughing out loud...
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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2006, 09:52:42 AM »

Hhahahaa, that is awesome.  That should make somebody's sig for a while.... :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2006, 01:01:23 PM »

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I find the album cover unsettling.  The shadow makes it look like her breasts are about 6 inches apart.

I do believe there's a joke here that would imply the teller has a penis far mightier than all other posters - possibly utilizing the words "tight fit."
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2006, 02:59:52 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2006, 03:07:01 PM »

This is also my first attempt at internet mockery using MS Paint, which up until now I've never really used. Be kind. biggrin

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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2006, 04:05:02 PM »

How 'bout this, whiteboy?



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« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2006, 05:11:09 PM »

or this:

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« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2006, 07:48:32 PM »

Found a few more pics, from her own site actually, and I still think she's pretty hot:











I just wish she wasn't so worthless artistically.
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« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2006, 08:22:21 PM »

She does absolutely nothing for me.  I'd put her in a maid outfit, but then just make her clean the house.  Literally nothing for me...
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« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2006, 08:50:54 PM »

Clean the house? She'd make the place dirtier.
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« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2006, 09:32:52 PM »

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Clean the house? She'd make the place dirtier.


Yea, you are probably right - what with the crackwhorishness (horray for making new words!).
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« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2006, 09:42:17 PM »

I mean, I'd do her, but I dont find her particularly attractive
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« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2006, 09:42:56 PM »

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Clean the house? She'd make the place dirtier.


Yea, you are probably right - what with the crackwhorishness (horray for making new words!).


You guys can have her clean your homes all you like. Me? I'll stick with this goddess:

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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2006, 10:02:52 PM »

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Clean the house? She'd make the place dirtier.


Yea, you are probably right - what with the crackwhorishness (horray for making new words!).


You guys can have her clean your homes all you like. Me? I'll stick with this goddess:



Yipes, we've gone from bad to worse.  Might I recommend this lovely hat, ma'am?

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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2006, 11:02:21 PM »

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You guys can have her clean your homes all you like. Me? I'll stick with this goddess:


Dear Mitch,

"Stick with" would seem to imply that the woman pictured has already been acquired.  I happen to know that the woman pictured is not your wife.  If you would be so kind as to have $500 and/or an XBox 360 with HD and Call of Duty at my house within the week you won't have some 'splainin' to do.

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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2006, 11:26:03 PM »

Hey, he made reference to a maid. All I'm doing is illustrating the type of maid I would not mind cleaning my house.

Granted, I should probably add "when I was single" to some part of that statement...
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« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2006, 03:40:01 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2006, 05:40:40 AM »

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« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2006, 08:24:44 AM »

Was wondering where the Sunday Skin threads disappeared too - thanks for bringin' 'em back!  :wink:
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« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2006, 01:11:48 PM »

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or this:


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« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2006, 08:10:37 PM »

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I mean, I'd do her, but I dont find her particularly attractive
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« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2006, 08:23:07 PM »

Also:

Jessica Simpson just keeps getting uglier and uglier.
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« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2006, 10:15:15 PM »

How did this thread go from being about Jessica Simpson's breasts to way too much Ashlee Simpson?  Bad.
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« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2006, 04:38:19 AM »







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« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2006, 01:41:59 PM »

Shes not unatractive, but some of those shots... she doesnt always photograph well.
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« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2006, 02:52:21 PM »

But I mean, seriously, just take a look at the shape of that shadow between her breasts!! :shock:
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« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2006, 04:17:29 PM »

And seriously, just look at the fringe of her nipple.
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« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2006, 03:12:13 AM »

She really does have fantastic breasts.
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« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2006, 04:23:49 AM »

Seems to be a lot of space between them though.
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« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2006, 04:42:56 AM »

She looks like a mule.
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« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2006, 04:45:16 AM »

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She looks like a mule.

With tits.  Not a pretty picture in my head.
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