This Is Fun Pt 3: This Time It's Personal! (possibly NSFW)

[Bullwinkle]

Drop the FooKing menu!

Spoiler for Hiden:

I should point out that the kid in the photo is mine, and we actually saw this menu in the parking garage last night.

[CeeKay]

[McNutt]

I'm not getting this one.

[JayDee]

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
"HUGE SUCCESS!!"

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now-
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned-
Think of all the things we learned-
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke! *HAHA- Fat Chance!*

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

[TK-421]

[CeeKay]

I'm not getting this one.

you'll only get it if you have played Portal.

[Moliere]

[CeeKay]

[PR_GMR]

(click on picture to go to source site)

Honest, Officer, Those Drugs Hidden In My Crotch Are Not Mine"

 
Jessi Clark was riding in the front passenger seat of a Cadillac Wednesday night when Florida cops pulled over the vehicle after spotting the 29-year-old without a seatbelt.

As the driver spoke with cops, Clark allegedly “pulled out a piece of paper towel from her crotch” that had three Oxycodone pills and three Xanax tablets. Clark, pictured in the mug shot at right, then denied that the drugs she fished from the vicinity of her private parts were her property, according to a police report excerpted here.

She pointed the finger at the driver, alleging that he “told her to put it down her pants.” The driver denied Clark’s claim, stating “he has no idea what was down her pants.”

Clark’s disavowal of the stash in her drawers was rejected by cops, who charged her with two felony drug possession counts. She is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $2000 bond.

In late-September, a Florida man gave police a similar story when they discovered a bag of cocaine hidden inside his buttocks. Strangely, the suspect admitted ownership of a bag of pot that was also wedged in the same place.

[TK-421]

Ok, everybody remember the uproar over this gif?

that's a seriously hard hit.  kind of brutal that she doesn't move afterwards (of her own volition that is)

What is it that entertains people about seeing other people hurt or maim themselves? CeeKay calling this picture "snuff" was pretty accurate. For all we know this girl died from that fall.

Stop posting snuff, Ceekay.

Spoiler for Hiden:

You can see her starting to get up at the end of the video

Well, here's the video that shows the aftermath:

[CeeKay]

I had to go back and see where that one quote came from. Stop blaming me for ATB's depravities! 

[rickfc]

I had to go back and see where that one quote came from. Stop blaming me for ATB's depravities! 

I LOL'd just as hard with the video as I did with the gif.

[Eel Snave]

I thought -everything- that CeeKay posted was snuff.

[Harkonis]

she might be moving, but she's hardly ok.

[TK-421]

You'll note that I didn't say she was "OK" but just that she was moving and starting to get up.

[Daehawk]

And she's an idiot for doing what she was doing anyways. It's doubtful she even learned her lesson.

[CeeKay]

[rickfc]

And she's an idiot for doing what she was doing anyways. It's doubtful she even learned her lesson.

This.  Sorry, but she got up there and knew the risk.  Just like someone jumping out of a plane for fun.

[Bullwinkle]

Ok, everybody remember the uproar over this gif?

that's a seriously hard hit.  kind of brutal that she doesn't move afterwards (of her own volition that is)

What is it that entertains people about seeing other people hurt or maim themselves? CeeKay calling this picture "snuff" was pretty accurate. For all we know this girl died from that fall.

Stop posting snuff, Ceekay.

Spoiler for Hiden:

You can see her starting to get up at the end of the video

Well, here's the video that shows the aftermath:

The aftermath is almost 30 seconds of ads for Failblog?

And for everyone saying she deserved it or she asked for it.  You're wrong.  Watch the video.  It's a he.

[GuidoTKP]

Ok, everybody remember the uproar over this gif?

that's a seriously hard hit.  kind of brutal that she doesn't move afterwards (of her own volition that is)

What is it that entertains people about seeing other people hurt or maim themselves? CeeKay calling this picture "snuff" was pretty accurate. For all we know this girl died from that fall.

Stop posting snuff, Ceekay.

Spoiler for Hiden:

You can see her starting to get up at the end of the video

Thanks for posting that. I'd always wondered how that person made out. I guess I still don't know, but at least there was some movement. 
Well, here's the video that shows the aftermath:

[CeeKay]

[CeeKay]

[PR_GMR]

Ok, everybody remember the uproar over this gif?

that's a seriously hard hit.  kind of brutal that she doesn't move afterwards (of her own volition that is)

What is it that entertains people about seeing other people hurt or maim themselves? CeeKay calling this picture "snuff" was pretty accurate. For all we know this girl died from that fall.

Stop posting snuff, Ceekay.

Spoiler for Hiden:

You can see her starting to get up at the end of the video

Thanks for posting that. I'd always wondered how that person made out. I guess I still don't know, but at least there was some movement.  
Well, here's the video that shows the aftermath:

I think she made it ok (after a while). If you watch the video carefully, she lands on her shoulder, not on her head. Ugly fall. If she would have landed on her head, it would have been a spinal or head injury.. but she lands on her right shoulder, so she made it.

edited to add: One more thing. Like Bullwinkle pointed, I think it's a 'he'. A very young dude.

[Caine]

Ok, everybody remember the uproar over this gif?

that's a seriously hard hit.  kind of brutal that she doesn't move afterwards (of her own volition that is)

What is it that entertains people about seeing other people hurt or maim themselves? CeeKay calling this picture "snuff" was pretty accurate. For all we know this girl died from that fall.

Stop posting snuff, Ceekay.

Spoiler for Hiden:

You can see her starting to get up at the end of the video

Thanks for posting that. I'd always wondered how that person made out. I guess I still don't know, but at least there was some movement.  
Well, here's the video that shows the aftermath:

I think she made it ok (after a while). If you watch the video carefully, she lands on her shoulder, not on her head. Ugly fall. If she would have landed on her head, it would have been a spinal or head injury.. but she lands on her right shoulder, so she made it.

edited to add: One more thing. Like Bullwinkle pointed, I think it's a 'he'. A very young dude.

well, it's a relief in the general sense that some internet stranger didn't get too seriously injured the way you thought they were.  and yes, it does seem to be a dude (get a haircut ya hippie!).  as for the whole "the idiot deserved it" or not, i think my thought on this one is that if you take the risks, you should accept the consequences.  it doesn't make it any less painful to watch however.  cue the bull with his horn protruding from the guy's mouth/elbow pic.

[PeteRock]

 

I really should take that with me to Pittstucky to see the in-laws for Christmas.  I might look into having it made into a T-shirt for just such occasions. 

[CeeKay]

cue the bull with his horn protruding from the guy's mouth/elbow pic.

how about an attempt at a tonsillectomy.... from the rear!

[CeeKay]

[Gryndyl]

[Bullwinkle]

The birthday skeleton is too small, but it is damned funny.  FBI van, too.

[Toe]

[Gryndyl]

The birthday skeleton is too small, but it is damned funny.  FBI van, too.

Couldn't figure out how to do the clickable expando image but if you right click and view image you can see it full size

[CeeKay]

[Hrothgar]

Now I know what to rename the wireless network next time I'm testing something.

[drifter]

I was just thinking that; time to change my SSID.

[CeeKay]

[CeeKay]

[disarm]

Now I know what to rename the wireless network next time I'm testing something.

I was just thinking that; time to change my SSID.

i first saw that picture a couple weeks ago as a joke for how to keep anyone from ever trying to hack into your home network...not a bad idea

[CeeKay]

i first saw that picture a couple weeks ago as a joke for how to keep anyone from ever trying to hack into your home network...not a bad idea

I don't know, some people might see that as a challenge.

[Gryndyl]

You'd think the FBI would at least use WPA2  

[disarm]