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« on: August 29, 2013, 06:12:11 PM »

I'm fighting with my gag reflex.

Sitting in a Dr. office's waiting room. A man has a pretty juicy cough. He is being considerate by covering his mouth with a tissue as he moves the phlegm around. A chewing sound just happened and I almost puked.
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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2013, 06:14:12 PM »

Offhand, I'd say hearing the term "juicy cough" has made its way onto my list...
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2013, 06:17:24 PM »

Mint mixed with just about anything. Ice cream, chocolate, cookies, etc.
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2013, 06:29:32 PM »

Ipecac
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2013, 06:31:46 PM »

Poopy diapers used to bring me to the brink, but now I have a 7 year old, 4 year old and an iron stomach.
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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2013, 06:36:29 PM »

Quote from: coopasonic on August 29, 2013, 06:31:46 PM

Poopy diapers used to bring me to the brink,

How about hooker shit?
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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2013, 06:46:06 PM »

Runny egg white.
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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2013, 06:47:16 PM »

Quote from: TK-421 on August 29, 2013, 06:36:29 PM

Quote from: coopasonic on August 29, 2013, 06:31:46 PM

Poopy diapers used to bring me to the brink,

How about hooker shit?

I will never, ever click that link.
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2013, 06:53:33 PM »

The only thing that tends to get my gag reflex going is spoiled food, especially spoiled milk. Of course, I don't happen hang around dead bodies or anything, so it's possible that might do it.

My wife, on the other hand, is one of those people who gets sick seeing other people throw up, people clearing their throat, or even minor bad food smells. At some point she decided that broccoli makes her throw up.

On the next level, an old girlfriend had such a strong gag reflex that just saying the wrong thing to her could result in dry heaves. Her friends would have fun just making up gross things to say to her to see her gag (personally I didn't think it was funny at all).
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2013, 06:55:13 PM »

Quote from: coopasonic on August 29, 2013, 06:47:16 PM

Quote from: TK-421 on August 29, 2013, 06:36:29 PM

Quote from: coopasonic on August 29, 2013, 06:31:46 PM

Poopy diapers used to bring me to the brink,

How about hooker shit?

I will never, ever click that link.

OK, I had to click the link...
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I need to see that movie. Keep meaning to but have not yet.
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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2013, 06:56:08 PM »

Quote from: Teggy on August 29, 2013, 06:53:33 PM

On the next level, an old girlfriend had such a strong gag reflex that just saying the wrong thing to her could result in dry heaves. Her friends would have fun just making up gross things to say to her to see her gag (personally I didn't think it was funny at all).

Was it funny after you broke up?
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2013, 06:57:50 PM »

sometimes when I brush my tongue, I go a little too far and I gag but never puked though. A few of my kid's diapers in the early days got me to gag but I got over that quickly.

I can't think of anything that has ever made me puke other than being sick so I guess that is my answer...illness.
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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2013, 06:59:42 PM »

When we get to having kids, I fully plan on having one of these
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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2013, 07:01:49 PM »

my mother-in-law has a weak stomach. I didn't know this when I first got married and at dinner one night she made fried chicken. I bit into a leg and got one of those stringy veins in my bite and it was hanging out of my mouth. My wife pointed it out and I pulled it out of my mouth and I said, "I'll save this so I can floss with it later."
My MIL gets up from the table and returns later. I thought she went to the bathroom and she did but my wife informed me later that she went and puked because of my comment.

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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2013, 07:02:10 PM »

Quote from: Lassr on August 29, 2013, 06:57:50 PM

I can't think of anything that has ever made me puke other than being sick so I guess that is my answer...illness.

Reminded of the last time I puked... 11/10 pain scale type pain. The only time I have been in so much pain I puked was a kidney stone.
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« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2013, 07:06:44 PM »

Quote from: coopasonic on August 29, 2013, 06:56:08 PM

Quote from: Teggy on August 29, 2013, 06:53:33 PM

On the next level, an old girlfriend had such a strong gag reflex that just saying the wrong thing to her could result in dry heaves. Her friends would have fun just making up gross things to say to her to see her gag (personally I didn't think it was funny at all).

Was it funny after you broke up?

LOL, no, I just don't find purposefully making people uncomfortable funny. Not a big fan of practical jokes for that reason.
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« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2013, 07:29:40 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on August 29, 2013, 06:14:12 PM

Offhand, I'd say hearing the term "juicy cough" has made its way onto my list...

Honored. Wait... what or which list? Know you have a few.
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« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2013, 07:37:02 PM »

when I think of eating the crispy skin that develops when you grill hot dogs.  I prefer my hot dogs steamed.
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« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2013, 07:44:55 PM »



I kid...

Having two young children I have a pretty strong stomach.

Seeing adults vomit brings me close to losing it though.
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« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2013, 07:52:48 PM »

Quote from: coopasonic on August 29, 2013, 07:02:10 PM

Quote from: Lassr on August 29, 2013, 06:57:50 PM

I can't think of anything that has ever made me puke other than being sick so I guess that is my answer...illness.

Reminded of the last time I puked... 11/10 pain scale type pain. The only time I have been in so much pain I puked was a kidney stone.

Coop, I wrote about my kidney puking on OO. Rather amazing these body's of ours.
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« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2013, 08:03:45 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on August 29, 2013, 07:37:02 PM

when I think of eating the crispy skin that develops when you grill hot dogs.  I prefer my hot dogs steamed.

Mmm, I prefer grilling because of the crispy skin.  Tongue
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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2013, 08:14:37 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on August 29, 2013, 07:37:02 PM

I prefer my hot dogs steamed.

 puke
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« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2013, 08:27:15 PM »

I can enjoy hot dogs cooked in many ways.  Fried, grilled, boiled, steamed, etc.

Most often, for convenience, I will toast my hot dogs and buns in our Hot Dog Toaster.

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« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2013, 08:29:37 PM »

The smell of curry. I can't walk within a block of an Indian restaurant. If an Indian sits next to me on the T, I get up and move. Fortunately (?) my reaction to the smell is so extreme that I'm never in any danger of actually tasting it.

Also, the smell of the ocean at low tide. I can abide the salty spray odor, but the rotten smell if there's an onshore breeze when the tide goes out makes me want to blow chunks.
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« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2013, 08:32:02 PM »

Quote from: TK-421 on August 29, 2013, 08:27:15 PM

I can enjoy hot dogs cooked in many ways.  Fried, grilled, boiled, steamed, etc.

Most often, for convenience, I will toast my hot dogs and buns in our Hot Dog Toaster.



<snicker> double penetration between the buns!

sorry, lack of sleep....
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« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2013, 08:34:05 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on August 29, 2013, 08:32:02 PM

sorry, lack of sheep....

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« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2013, 09:43:27 PM »

Doesn't that hot dog toaster just let a bunch of grease drippings go to the bottom?
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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2013, 10:55:11 PM »

As I found out, extreme pain will cause you to toss your cookies.
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« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2013, 12:14:12 AM »

Quote from: EngineNo9 on August 29, 2013, 09:43:27 PM

Doesn't that hot dog toaster just let a bunch of grease drippings go to the bottom?

Yeah, and then you clean it.

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« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2013, 12:15:44 AM »

Quote from: TK-421 on August 30, 2013, 12:14:12 AM

Quote from: EngineNo9 on August 29, 2013, 09:43:27 PM

Doesn't that hot dog toaster just let a bunch of grease drippings go to the bottom?

Yeah, and then you clean it.


and then put it back on the cooked hot dogs.
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« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2013, 12:23:57 AM »

Egg omelet MRE

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« Reply #31 on: August 30, 2013, 12:25:49 AM »

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Egg omelet MRE

Nothing else follows

do they include the cracker square that can also double as an edged weapon in those, or is there some kind of 'biscuit'?
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« Reply #32 on: August 30, 2013, 12:27:51 AM »

Oh the cracker is in there, with its best pal the cheesy spread.
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« Reply #33 on: August 30, 2013, 12:42:41 AM »

MRE sounding more like Meal Ready to Expel, right there.
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« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2013, 01:11:09 AM »

...and those are the new improved MREs. Way back in the 80s they were worse dadgummit!

Dehydrated fruit cocktail... :o
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« Reply #35 on: August 30, 2013, 01:19:17 AM »

Bad Chinese food. I take a chance at any Chinese buffet.
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« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2013, 02:25:49 AM »

Quote from: TK-421 on August 29, 2013, 06:29:32 PM

Ipecac
+1. They really should fix the formula for this... Everyone I know gets sick from it!

Also food poisoning....

Never had a reaction to smells for the most part...and I've been around plenty of ripe dead bodies..
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« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2013, 02:48:22 AM »

I have a rental house.  One of the former tenants ( an ex friend that I was forced to evict ) had their refrigerator die on them.  They left it behind when they moved.  It had apparently been sitting for about 3 months and instead of cleaning the old food out they just left it closed with meat and other stuff in it.  When a friend of mine and I attempted to move it, the door popped open.  The smell from all of the rotten food was so incredibly wretched that we both immediately turned to the double kitchen sink and threw up.  I am very much a pacifist and dont believe in inflicting violent pain on others but if i ever see this guy again, I will walk up to him and knock him on his ass. 
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« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2013, 03:00:54 AM »

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Dehydrated fruit cocktail... :o

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Quote from: KKBlue on August 30, 2013, 03:00:54 AM

Quote from: coopasonic on August 30, 2013, 01:11:09 AM


Dehydrated fruit cocktail... :o

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