yet there's a part of me that wants to put it in the middle of the yard and see what happens after a couple minutes. Maybe I can become a super-hero if I stand in front of it.
I bet you'll be able to fly. Or you'll turn into a big ugly yellow rock guy. You know.. whichever.
But seriously. If my microwave started doing that I'd be putting it out in the yard away from anything flammable and just running it until something happened