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« on: October 20, 2005, 09:14:05 PM »

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

I shouldn't have to say anything else.
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2005, 09:53:45 PM »

That....is more than I really wanted to know about poop.  Thanks El!
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2005, 10:09:47 PM »

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get someone to gently touch around your anal area with Scotch tape while you are sleeping.


Uh yeah, I don't think that's ever going to happen.
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2005, 10:32:48 PM »

another of life's mysteries answered...
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How does poop stay together, like in links?

In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected.  If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2005, 10:58:55 PM »

I can't wait for the Discovery Channel special.
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2005, 11:10:11 PM »

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If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units.


I don't think "turd units" is used enough in common parlance.
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2005, 11:16:43 PM »

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This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction.


I got this mental image of a humanoid chunk of fiber patroling my colon with a billy club, telling the turds to 'move along'.

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Are there people who eat poop?
    Yes, we all have, at one point or another.


So much for amusing mental images...
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2005, 01:07:07 AM »

After reading about parasites and worms that could be living inside of us it left me to start looking up more information on them (in particular pinworms which the author says almost all of us have) and now it's not just pinworms but there are tons of other parasites living in us that we may not even know about. Like this one..

Pulled that from: http://www.parasitecleanse.com which I'm seriously thinking about ordering just to know for sure if there's anything parasitic inside of me it's going to be DESTROYED!
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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2005, 01:11:56 AM »

Also while on the subject of worms:
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However Becerra ingested the parasite, it attached itself as an egg to her intestinal wall. Eventually, the egg developed into the worm, which moved into her blood stream and to her brain, said Dr. Joseph Sirven, who operated on Becerra.

She made the decision to have it removed and just when she thought the situation couldn't get any worse ? it did.

Doctors told her that she would have to undergo brain surgery while she was completely conscious because the procedure would take them into an extremely sensitive area of the brain.
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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2005, 01:23:45 AM »

When I was in the hospital they wanted me to give them my poop.  Something about a big strainer or something.  I pretty much said "fuck you very much" to that.  Some things simply don't need to be tested.  If you can't get the results out of my blood or urine you just don't need them.  I have to imagine that lab tech is pulling down six figures...

I always feel bad when they stick the shit stick up the animals ass at the vet.  I'd unleash my claws in a screaching ball of fury for sure.

I am actually very curious to read the article.  I love all kinds of random, useless trivia.  Never know when this knowledge might come in handy at a party!
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2005, 10:14:57 AM »

LOL! :o  Ah, another discussion on poop, heh.
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2005, 04:15:41 PM »

On Pinworms...

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If you want to find out if you do indeed have them, get someone to gently touch around your anal area with Scotch tape while you are sleeping.


Can you imagine how a conversation liek that might come up or go?

"So , uh, Bob....you doing anything tonight?..."
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2005, 04:32:38 PM »

There was actually a big site I saw a while ago which explained about farts, why some people have more gas than others, etc etc.

It was interesting stuff, and can help you know how/what to avoid.  This is especially important for guys, IMO, since we tend to be far more gassy than our prettier (and nicer smelling) counterparts.
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2005, 04:33:28 PM »

Well assumming "Bob" is short for "Bobby" and she's an 18 year old porn star, then just MAYBE..
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