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« on: August 23, 2006, 04:59:06 AM »



Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he Uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then
Every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts
for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand In
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet  paper between My
breasts every day will make my breast ts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, someday he
May even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2006, 05:38:24 AM »

OMG.  I have to send this to my wife.....on second thought.... paranoid
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2006, 06:19:18 AM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on August 23, 2006, 05:38:24 AM

OMG.  I have to send this to my wife.....on second thought.... paranoid

Just give us her address, we'll send it for ya  icon_twisted
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2006, 06:26:42 PM »

hahaha, that's actually really funny
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