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« Reply #480 on: September 04, 2008, 02:30:28 PM » |
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Having played Eve...yeah, I can sorta agree with what he's saying. The game is absolutely IMMENSE, but you need a degree in rocket science to be able to grasp it all.
Yes. To me, it is definitely not something most can grasp in the 14 day trial. Also, getting into a corp helps immensely with learning the ropes and with experiencing much of what makes EVE so great. It is indeed like a second job, though. |
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« Reply #481 on: September 11, 2008, 03:19:46 AM » |
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"So, here's Too Human, the game that Silicon Knights have been making instead of Eternal Darkness 2, possibly out of a crippling fear of money and success." Another classic week. Love all the sight gags and one-liners. |
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« Reply #482 on: September 11, 2008, 05:26:15 AM » |
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« Reply #483 on: September 11, 2008, 06:02:12 PM » |
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Too Human... ... except this time we're going to draw attention to the link. 
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« Reply #484 on: September 11, 2008, 06:41:05 PM » |
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awesome. especially about the death sequence.
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« Reply #485 on: September 11, 2008, 10:31:23 PM » |
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This guy just rules.
So you're left with a game experience that could be recreated by walking down a wide road in the middle of nowhere while stopping every five steps to crack yourself in the eye with a hammer ... and the road is a million miles long ... and the hammer is made of wank.
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« Reply #486 on: September 12, 2008, 04:12:54 AM » |
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awesome. especially about the death sequence.
I got tired of that in the demo |
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« Reply #487 on: September 12, 2008, 06:21:08 AM » |
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awesome. especially about the death sequence.
I got tired of that in the demoyou died in the demo?  |
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« Reply #488 on: September 17, 2008, 08:18:16 PM » |
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this week: spore"Plays god games old testament style"  did he like it? he goes on for 15 seconds with his answer. |
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« Reply #489 on: September 17, 2008, 08:42:32 PM » |
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So does it measure up to the Sims? He wasn't really clear.
He pretty much echoes my thoughts about the game.
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« Reply #490 on: September 17, 2008, 09:01:23 PM » |
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That was a good one. 'Nice faggot hat' was a great beginning.
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« Reply #491 on: September 18, 2008, 12:35:00 AM » |
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I must create a race of Batmen!
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« Reply #492 on: September 18, 2008, 02:46:45 AM » |
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That's his best one in a long time. Solid from start to finish.
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« Reply #493 on: September 18, 2008, 04:13:16 AM » |
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Really? I thought this was the weakest one in a long time. While I don't disagree with with him on the game, I didn't think any of it was particularly funny, and there was a good 30 seconds of nothing but "Noooooo" on an already short review. Plus it felt more like a real review than anything that witty.
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« Reply #494 on: September 18, 2008, 08:21:14 AM » |
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I thought that was fantastic!
Short answer: NO. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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« Reply #495 on: September 19, 2008, 12:34:07 PM » |
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Really? I thought this was the weakest one in a long time. While I don't disagree with with him on the game, I didn't think any of it was particularly funny, and there was a good 30 seconds of nothing but "Noooooo" on an already short review. Plus it felt more like a real review than anything that witty.
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I reckon so.
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« Reply #496 on: September 19, 2008, 02:58:44 PM » |
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It was good.
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« Reply #497 on: September 20, 2008, 12:53:15 AM » |
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It was good.
That's what she said. |
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« Reply #498 on: September 25, 2008, 07:45:09 AM » |
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« Reply #499 on: September 26, 2008, 12:58:50 AM » |
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'also, I think Hitler was right!' had me doubled over.
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« Reply #500 on: October 01, 2008, 05:50:06 PM » |
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« Reply #501 on: October 01, 2008, 08:51:34 PM » |
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Meh. That may be the worst one I've seen.
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« Reply #502 on: October 01, 2008, 09:16:25 PM » |
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I thought it was good. And accurate.
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« Reply #503 on: October 01, 2008, 09:34:06 PM » |
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I thought it was good. And accurate.
Meetu. gellar |
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« Reply #504 on: October 01, 2008, 10:21:48 PM » |
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very accurate. light on the funny, but it perfectly captures the frustrations many people had with the game. even though i enjoyed it, i really wish they had worked on a number of things, all of which he mentions.
boy, that last line is scathing though. i got a feeling this one really pissed him off rather than just annoyed him.
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« Reply #505 on: October 02, 2008, 12:22:04 AM » |
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I thought it was a good review but the funny was lacking.
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« Reply #506 on: October 02, 2008, 01:15:15 AM » |
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I disagree.
OMG ROFLCOPTER!!!
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« Reply #507 on: October 02, 2008, 02:12:38 PM » |
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very accurate. light on the funny, but it perfectly captures the frustrations many people had with the game. even though i enjoyed it, i really wish they had worked on a number of things, all of which he mentions.
I agree with everything posted here. Not too funny of a review (but it has its moments), but he does hit all the major issues with the game. |
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« Reply #508 on: October 08, 2008, 07:46:51 PM » |
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« Reply #509 on: October 09, 2008, 01:47:08 AM » |
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Of course that was the final phrase of the review.
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« Reply #511 on: October 15, 2008, 04:37:59 PM » |
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dammit! I'm at work with no speakers and I really want to watch that! |
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« Reply #512 on: October 15, 2008, 04:45:22 PM » |
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Very strong this week.
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« Reply #513 on: October 15, 2008, 06:52:20 PM » |
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« Reply #515 on: October 15, 2008, 09:06:34 PM » |
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graphic for midget with herpes is sick and wrong. the ending is freaking great though.
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« Reply #516 on: October 16, 2008, 12:19:51 AM » |
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Agreed. Now to just figure out why he was talking why he was talking why he was talking why he was talking why... *CRASH* a baboon. |
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« Reply #517 on: October 16, 2008, 01:05:48 AM » |
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« Reply #518 on: October 16, 2008, 01:22:43 AM » |
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*gasp*.....can't.... breathe..... laughing..... spasms....
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« Reply #519 on: October 23, 2008, 08:11:50 PM » |
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And because nobody posted it yesterday, I give you: Silent Hill Homecoming. |
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