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« on: August 24, 2007, 08:56:01 PM »
It's brilliant.  Not safe for work (language), but brilliant.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1350-Zero-Punctuation-Heavenly-Sword-and-Other-Stuff
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 09:05:28 PM »
I lost it at "try and pull this one off, Cosplayers" and had to pause it. Still laughing actually. icon_lol
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 09:07:07 PM »
And about 20 seconds later "yeah I went there." This review is brilliant. thumbsup thumbsup
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 09:16:29 PM »
By the way, his recap on Psychonauts is must-viewing as well.
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 09:36:17 PM »
Be sure to check out the two he did before The Escapist:

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/reviews/

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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2007, 11:20:31 PM »
hes damn funny

But I think the images he does make the commentary that much more brilliant
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2007, 11:43:53 PM »
ROFL

And I agree totally on the images. They're perfect.
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2007, 12:48:24 AM »

Quote from: whiteboyskim on August 24, 2007, 09:05:28 PM

I lost it at "try and pull this one off, Cosplayers" and had to pause it. Still laughing actually. icon_lol

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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2007, 12:48:35 AM »

Quote from: whiteboyskim on August 24, 2007, 09:07:07 PM

And about 20 seconds later "yeah I went there." This review is brilliant. thumbsup thumbsup

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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2007, 10:54:33 AM »
Watch the latest one!  They just put up one for Psychonauts!
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 01:43:20 AM »
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...still, the games are all made by the Japanese and everyone knows what a bunch of xenophobic dicks they are.

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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2007, 04:48:07 AM »
Ok, now I've watched this multiple times and it just keeps getting better.  I hope he can keep this up.  The Psychonauts one is just as good.  ++++
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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2007, 06:17:51 AM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on August 28, 2007, 04:48:07 AM

Ok, now I've watched this multiple times and it just keeps getting better.  I hope he can keep this up.  The Psychonauts one is just as good.  ++++

I agree.  I think more of you craven douches should get the game!  icon_twisted
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2007, 10:32:13 PM »
those ones on his other site are even better imo.  especially the line about how to get him to buy the darkness. biggrin

i had to stifle a pretty big laugh at work just now. 
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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2007, 11:36:34 PM »

Quote from: Caine on August 28, 2007, 10:32:13 PM

those ones on his other site are even better imo.  especially the line about how to get him to buy the darkness. biggrin

i had to stifle a pretty big laugh at work just now. 

It was the last request that slayed me. I was already doubled over laughing on that but the final word just killed me. icon_lol
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« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2007, 12:42:15 AM »

Quote from: whiteboyskim on August 28, 2007, 11:36:34 PM

Quote from: Caine on August 28, 2007, 10:32:13 PM

those ones on his other site are even better imo.  especially the line about how to get him to buy the darkness. biggrin

i had to stifle a pretty big laugh at work just now. 

It was the last request that slayed me. I was already doubled over laughing on that but the final word just killed me. icon_lol

OHMIGOD!!! that was hilarious.  I think I cracked a rib laughing  nod
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2007, 12:11:15 AM »
Consider this a bump, as this week he's talking about 'The Console Wars'...

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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2007, 01:50:40 AM »
someone needs to point out the difference between Samus and Master Chief to him...
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2007, 02:30:11 AM »
Dude. That was incredible! icon_biggrin
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2007, 08:17:03 AM »

Quote from: CeeKay on August 30, 2007, 01:50:40 AM

someone needs to point out the difference between Samus and Master Chief to him...

I think he's just poking the fanboys with that one. 
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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2007, 12:33:23 PM »
But hey, at least there's violence and tits.
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« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2007, 08:23:48 PM »
++ for the Dizzy reference
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« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2007, 08:37:25 PM »

Quote from: EngineNo9 on August 30, 2007, 08:17:03 AM

Quote from: CeeKay on August 30, 2007, 01:50:40 AM

someone needs to point out the difference between Samus and Master Chief to him...

I think he's just poking the fanboys with that one. 

Looks like it worked  icon_biggrin

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« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2007, 12:53:45 AM »
The PS3 was banging the Wii!  I missed that the first time.
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« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2007, 02:02:57 AM »
So funny. I love Fable, the story starts out like a chapter from: "The Totally Unoriginal Guide to RPG Motivation"  icon_lol
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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2007, 03:44:53 AM »
Next up: Bioshock!!!!  icon_twisted
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« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2007, 06:17:56 PM »
And Bioshock is up. biggrin

Excellent review. Goofy, but funny.
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« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2007, 06:31:16 PM »

Quote from: Destructor on September 05, 2007, 06:17:56 PM

And Bioshock is up. biggrin

Excellent review. Goofy, but funny.

Any spoilers in it?
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« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2007, 06:36:35 PM »
not really no.  except in a general sense of the endings.
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« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2007, 06:49:32 PM »
Spoiler for Funniest line in Bioshock review:
" How exactly does a steam-powered gun turret differentiate from friend and foe? I wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances. "

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« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2007, 04:46:35 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2007, 11:48:44 PM »
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1490-Zero-Punctuation-Tomb-Raider-Anniversary

I'm laughing too hard to comment...
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« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2007, 12:17:44 AM »
ROFLMAO

And that's all that needs to be said. biggrin
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« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2007, 12:27:18 AM »
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« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2007, 01:55:15 AM »
Pay attention to the credits at the end... the funny continues
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« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2007, 02:11:02 AM »
+1 to him bringing the funny in a big way. The running gag about falling on the rocks had me close to hysterics. His litany at the end, however, pushed me clear into hysterics. icon_lol
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« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2007, 02:44:51 AM »
Jumblies?   Tongue
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« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2007, 02:50:34 AM »
loved what I saw, but I am having a hell of a time to get some of them to load...
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« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2007, 03:44:02 AM »

Quote from: Laner on September 13, 2007, 01:55:15 AM

Pay attention to the credits at the end... the funny continues

I missed that retraction the first time through.  good catch!
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« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2007, 09:40:42 PM »
the don't seem to work for me in firefox.  nor when i use the ietab extension.  it has to be virgin ie6 or nothing apparently.

great work yet again.  his animations really make the review that much better.
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