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« Reply #120 on: November 07, 2007, 06:48:10 PM » |
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Man, I'm dying to have a Citrus Bazooka in Half Life ....  Fagballs cracked me up, too. |
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« Reply #121 on: November 07, 2007, 06:49:22 PM » |
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LOL. Awesome stuff, and now I don't have to play it since he's already suffered through it... sorta.  |
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« Reply #122 on: November 07, 2007, 08:17:24 PM » |
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Half the time when I try to close the add I end up seeing the fucking add anyways. Grrrr.
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« Reply #123 on: November 07, 2007, 10:41:25 PM » |
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Awesome as usual. I loved the line about the sex offender.
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« Reply #124 on: November 08, 2007, 12:09:39 AM » |
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good way to break the monotony of work.
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« Reply #125 on: November 08, 2007, 01:29:16 AM » |
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« Reply #126 on: November 08, 2007, 02:56:45 AM » |
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Perfect closing song for Link...
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Raise the bridge! I have an erection!
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« Reply #127 on: November 14, 2007, 05:35:59 PM » |
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And this week's entry is up. This week's Zero Punctuation takes a long, bloody look at Clive Barker's Jericho. Laugh away.  |
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« Reply #128 on: November 14, 2007, 06:51:56 PM » |
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« Reply #129 on: November 14, 2007, 07:28:33 PM » |
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Wow, this guy just does not dissapoint.
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« Reply #130 on: November 14, 2007, 10:02:31 PM » |
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I'm waiting for this guy to miss. It seems like I'll be waiting a long time.  |
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« Reply #131 on: November 15, 2007, 01:45:21 AM » |
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I wonder what he'll do next......
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« Reply #132 on: November 15, 2007, 03:27:50 PM » |
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It's not just what he says, but his use of those simple graphic animations is just spot-on. He's got a great thing going here.
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« Reply #133 on: November 15, 2007, 06:50:58 PM » |
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It's not just what he says, but his use of those simple graphic animations is just spot-on. He's got a great thing going here.
Agreed. Always funny, and always worth watching. |
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« Reply #134 on: November 15, 2007, 07:15:59 PM » |
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The animations are perfect. They remind me of a twisted employee orientation film.
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« Reply #135 on: November 21, 2007, 08:39:20 PM » |
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while not a review, it looks like yahtzee was invited to visit valve after his orange box review. here's the story Amazingly I've been in LA for two hours, and I still haven't been stabbed. a good read even it it's not a review. |
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« Reply #136 on: November 22, 2007, 01:17:46 AM » |
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« Reply #138 on: November 28, 2007, 06:20:43 PM » |
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« Reply #139 on: November 28, 2007, 06:27:25 PM » |
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My favorite yet.
It's the FEAR expansion for those who haven't checked it out yet.
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« Reply #140 on: November 28, 2007, 08:01:24 PM » |
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Nine kinds of awesome right there. Brilliant. |
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« Reply #141 on: November 29, 2007, 01:16:27 AM » |
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« Reply #142 on: November 29, 2007, 06:14:25 AM » |
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Awesome as always.
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« Reply #143 on: November 29, 2007, 06:46:51 AM » |
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HAHA. I like how he says (referring to MoH: Airborn) "I only played the single player as usual so again maybe the multiplayer makes up for it but it would need to teleport whores into the bedroom before I started caring".
Classic!
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« Reply #144 on: December 05, 2007, 05:22:18 PM » |
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This week's target (no pun intended) is Assassin's Creed. Brilliant, as always. Much funnier when I've actually played the game, unlike every review he's done since Peggle. |
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« Reply #145 on: December 05, 2007, 06:30:57 PM » |
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This week's target (no pun intended) is Assassin's Creed. Brilliant, as always. Much funnier when I've actually played the game, unlike every review he's done since Peggle. This was hilarious. I don't know how he keeps doing it, but these just keep getting funnier. |
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« Reply #146 on: December 05, 2007, 06:35:44 PM » |
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This week's target (no pun intended) is Assassin's Creed. Brilliant, as always. Much funnier when I've actually played the game, unlike every review he's done since Peggle. This was hilarious. I don't know how he keeps doing it, but these just keep getting funnier. On Sunday evening while we were all recovering from the Rock Band party on Saturday I mentioned Zero Punctuation and everyone looked at me with blank stares. I loaded up one of his reviews just to provide an example, and after the first one everyone had me load up one more, then one more, then one more, until we had watched every single one. And after repeat viewings I noticed many more subtle things I missed during the first go-round. My wife was laughing out loud during each and every review. And now even she can't wait for new reviews to be posted. |
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« Reply #147 on: December 05, 2007, 06:38:04 PM » |
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Much funnier when I've actually played the game, unlike every review he's done since Peggle.
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« Reply #148 on: December 05, 2007, 06:39:21 PM » |
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Good God that was hilarious. |
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« Reply #149 on: December 05, 2007, 06:54:00 PM » |
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Much funnier when I've actually played the game, unlike every review he's done since Peggle.
it's not always about you Big Love My wives would disagree. |
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« Reply #150 on: December 05, 2007, 07:45:54 PM » |
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Much funnier when I've actually played the game, unlike every review he's done since Peggle.
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« Reply #151 on: December 05, 2007, 07:59:16 PM » |
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and he nails every point once again. just awesome. i'll watch it again from home when i can laugh without arousing suspicion.
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« Reply #152 on: December 06, 2007, 01:19:34 AM » |
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That was totally awesome (as usual). And yes, he hit every aspect of the game just perfectly.
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« Reply #153 on: December 06, 2007, 01:28:57 AM » |
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YES!! he mentioned a speed limit!!!! |
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« Reply #154 on: December 06, 2007, 08:10:05 PM » |
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Much funnier when I've actually played the game, unlike every review he's done since Peggle.
it's not always about you Big Love My wives would disagree. no, with women it's always about them, not you That's just because you're not good enough. I thought he was fair about it, even though the tutorial indicates the difference in modes has more to do with being subtle or suspicious. If you do anything with the right trigger you'll hear people comment about your actions. |
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« Reply #155 on: December 06, 2007, 08:42:14 PM » |
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The first time I saw one of these he talked to fast and his voice irritated me. I gave him a second chance though and, yeah, his stuff is pretty funny.
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« Reply #156 on: December 13, 2007, 02:12:48 AM » |
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« Reply #157 on: December 13, 2007, 03:41:42 AM » |
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« Reply #158 on: December 13, 2007, 09:22:21 PM » |
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Awesome, as always, and I completely agree. I hit the same brick wall on Hard - the last set is fracking ridiculous, not even remotely close to the rest of the songs on the level, and light years harder than 'Hard' level in GH1 or GH2. I quit trying to finish Hard mode weeks ago - the brilliance of the first game was that it kept you playing and got harder without frustrating you. This game doesn't have the same magic. Too bad, because the song list is pretty awesome.
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« Reply #159 on: December 13, 2007, 11:30:53 PM » |
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Man, this guy nails it. He agrees with me left and right.
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