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« on: June 05, 2008, 07:48:11 PM »

...is that you will never, ever feel better than when you're 12 and hearing the bell ring to let out the last day of school.
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 07:50:04 PM »

Quote from: Blackadar on June 05, 2008, 07:48:11 PM

...is that you will never, ever feel better than when you're 12 and hearing the bell ring to let out the last day of school.
phhhhfffft.  Try being a teacher.  That last bell means so much more now. icon_lol
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 08:46:26 PM »

I thought that the most depressing part was hearing that last bell as a Senior in high school and realizing that there is officially no longer a such thing as "(insert season) Break".  (teachers excluded, of course)
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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 08:57:22 PM »

Well, you still have breaks in college.  Of course, most end up working.

I took the last summer of college off as far as working went since I thought it might be my last long break for a long time.  I took a single summer class, but I was still going to have a month off at the end of summer.  Then I got sick with bronchitis and ended up not being able to go anywhere or do anything that month.  crybaby
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 10:10:34 PM »

that's nothin'.  try being in a men's prison shower and hearing the words, "Where's...where's my soap?"....
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2008, 10:25:53 PM »

Blackadar = Mad Hatter alt?

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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2008, 10:38:15 PM »

Quote from: Blackadar on June 05, 2008, 07:48:11 PM

...is that you will never, ever feel better than when you're 12 and hearing the bell ring to let out the last day of school.

THE SCENE:  A bedroom.

Lamps are smashed.  Clothes are strewn about.  The mattress is askew.  Scarlett Johanson, prettily flushed, is reclining post-coitally under a sheet.  Blackadar lies beside her with an odd look on his face.

SCARLETT:  Wow.  That was ... amazing.

[silence]

SCARLETT:  Really, it was.  Didn't you like it?

BLACKADAR:  [nonplussed]:  It was .... pretty good.  [He reaches into a drawer in the nightstand.]  Look ... next time, do you think you could ring this bell?
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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 10:45:59 PM »

Or you receive a letter that starts out........."Greetings, from the President of the United States". icon_confused
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2008, 11:32:33 PM »

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... is knowing that healthy is simply the slowest rate at which one dies.
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2008, 01:21:12 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Fed on June 05, 2008, 10:38:15 PM

Quote from: Blackadar on June 05, 2008, 07:48:11 PM

...is that you will never, ever feel better than when you're 12 and hearing the bell ring to let out the last day of school.

THE SCENE:  A bedroom.

Lamps are smashed.  Clothes are strewn about.  The mattress is askew.  Scarlett Johanson, prettily flushed, is reclining post-coitally under a sheet.  Blackadar lies beside her with an odd look on his face.

SCARLETT:  Wow.  That was ... amazing.

[silence]

SCARLETT:  Really, it was.  Didn't you like it?

BLACKADAR:  [nonplussed]:  It was .... pretty good.  [He reaches into a drawer in the nightstand.]  Look ... next time, do you think you could ring this bell?

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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2008, 04:46:31 AM »

Quote from: CeeKay on June 06, 2008, 01:21:12 AM

Quote from: Mr. Fed on June 05, 2008, 10:38:15 PM

Quote from: Blackadar on June 05, 2008, 07:48:11 PM

...is that you will never, ever feel better than when you're 12 and hearing the bell ring to let out the last day of school.

THE SCENE:  A bedroom.

Lamps are smashed.  Clothes are strewn about.  The mattress is askew.  Scarlett Johanson, prettily flushed, is reclining post-coitally under a sheet.  Blackadar lies beside her with an odd look on his face.

SCARLETT:  Wow.  That was ... amazing.

[silence]

SCARLETT:  Really, it was.  Didn't you like it?

BLACKADAR:  [nonplussed]:  It was .... pretty good.  [He reaches into a drawer in the nightstand.]  Look ... next time, do you think you could ring this bell?



I laughed so hard when I read that reply.

for the record nothing felt better to me than hearing my nephew call me "uncle Ryan."

Fuck the school bell.

I can't wait to hear a child's voice call me, "daddy." Or my old wife say, "Get me the god damned medicine my back hurts."

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